/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I just came to the dumbest conclusion ever. So I figured, where else to post it than /v/? Well, this is Touhou, and they don't like Touhou, so I came here.

So where should I start?

I was just fapping to Amelia Earhart, nothing unusual right?

Then I saw a picture of her as a kid, and immediately I thought "Wow, she kind of looked like Rumia".
Now, there are similarities to her and the picture, but only slight ones and most likely coincidental.

Then I had accidentally speculated a few things.
-Rumia spreads her arms out like a 't', a similar gesture as a child imitating an airplane.
-Rumia can manipulate darkness, now there's something I found interesting things about that.
- Rumia is usually shown getting lost and not knowing where she's going due to the orb of darkness that's constantly around her.
-Rumia is found around the misty lake, which is hard to navigate through.
-In the middle of misty lake? A small island, Amelia hadn't made it to an Island that was near the equator, the middle of the globe.

This is mostly just drunk ramblings and I had more, though now, I can't remember 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>5071888
Also, the picture of Amelia.

[Anonymous No.]

Rumelia Earhart?

[Anonymous No.]

Possible but unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

Rumia=Amelia Earhart

sir you are a genius

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

You are a funny drunk. That is all I have to say.

[Anonymous No.]

MIND = BLOWN

[Anonymous No.]

It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

sir, you are drunk. Please relax yourself for now and stay away from your computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5071943
Ignore this man and come drink with me. It would be the best.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>I was just fapping to Amelia Earhart

what

[Anonymous No.]

>>5071915
>Drunk

It all makes perfect sense now. After all, who else is an infamous drunk? ZUN is. He could have found that picture of her as a kid while drunk and got inspired.

This is indeed "So stupid it's brilliant."

[Anonymous No.]

>>5071950
Is that not normal?

And what is everyone talking about? This is like the greatest discovery of the 15th century.

[Anonymous No.]

Rumia was eaten by robber crabs.

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

>I was just fapping to Amelia Earhart

uhm...wow...you are so strange, it's kinda cool.

[Anonymous No.]

What about that Bermuda Triangle?

[Anonymous No.]

[NukuAnon !KkQuCBjG6M No.]

>>5071972
I'll admit, it's fucking brilliant. It's something only a drunk could could decipher from Zun's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5071888
>Rumia=Amelia Earhart

[Anonymous No.]

>I was just fapping to Amelia Earhart, nothing unusual right?
I can't agree with the "nothing unusual" part.

At least you're kind of funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia Earhart didn't die- she simply discovered Gensokyo. She eventually became a youkai, which changed her appearance into that of her younger self.

Genius.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072029

so Gensokyo is actually located in the middle of the tropical Pacific ocean? awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072042
Gensokyo is nowhere. Gensokyo is everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5071887
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[Anonymous No.]

>Rumia
>Amelia Earhart
>areyouawizard.jpg

[NukuAnon !HxEuKjQY6g No.]

>>5072047
Gensyoko is in constant flux. I'm pretty sure that a border wall decided to open up over the Pacific ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

You would all drink with this guy and you know it.
Even if you don't drink, you would still gather around and listen.

You, sir, are a genius. Tell us more.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, sure, why not.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

yeah, and yuugi is paul bunyan.

-both are freakishly tall
-both have two horned sidekicks
-both can take a tree down with a single swing
-both are feared by humans
-both drink heavily
-both have a sharp object with/on them at all times
-both are supernatural
-both have six pack abs and huge muscles

[NukuAnon !HxEuKjQY6g No.]

>>5072104
that Yuugi doesn't have a sixpack though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072104
Dude. We should make a genius club.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5072109

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072109
She's got more than a six-pack, pal.

[NukuAnon !HxEuKjQY6g No.]

>>5072119
jeeze Boof. you could do better then that.

here, it's not a sixpack per say but it does show that subtle strength lingering just beneath her flesh.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5072143
This image has ruined her for me for the next 20 minutes.

[Shameimaru !AyAyayAyaE No.]

Abs?

[NukuAnon !HxEuKjQY6g No.]

>>5072166
how so? I find this picture to be the most appealing in my collection.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5072166
better?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5072186
I dislike hairy armpits.

>>5072198
Yes.

[Naked !snakelCo7o No.]

I just came to the dumbest conclusion ever. So I figured, where else to post it than /v/? Well, this is Touhou, and they don't like Touhou, so I came here.

So where should I start?

I was just fapping to Grey Fox, nothing unusual right?

Then I saw a picture of him as a kid, and immediately I thought "Wow, he kind of looked like Youmu, if he were a girl".
Now, there are similarities to him and the picture, but only slight ones and most likely coincidental.

Then I had accidentally speculated a few things.
-Grey Fox specializes in bladed weapons, similar to Youmu
-Grey Fox has silver hair, just like Youmu.
- Youmu is part ghost, partly dead. Grey Fox died at the hands of Solid Snake, and was revived, partly dead.
-Grey Fox is an easy boss. Youmu is too soft.
-Where do you fight Grey Fox? On the way to Big Boss, the one Grey Fox serves. Where do you fight Youmu? On the way to Yuyuko, the one Youmu serves.

This is mostly just drunk ramblings and I had more, though now, I can't remember 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072235
But see, thats just two different characters of the same archtype.

[Anonymous No.]

Ribbon's on the wrong side.
Looks nothing like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072235
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here

Holy shit, is it really Saturday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072297
Yes, now stop hitting the bottle and wasting time on /jp/ and go study for your exams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072545
>exams
>early May
whatthefuckamireading.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072971
I have an economy midterm tomorrow.
What about it?

[None !IaliceMU6w No.]

OP, mind has been blown.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, that's kinda interesting.

Also:
>I was just fapping to Amelia Earhart
>nothing unusual right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5072981
It's the middle of the semester. Why are you having exams in the middle of the semester? That doesn't make any sense.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5073087
>middle of a semester why are you having exams
>he has midterms

Well gee, I wonder why he would have MIDTERM exams in the MIDDLE of the term...odd. ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

Midterms in may? What kind of fucking semester system do you people have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5073101
But you don't have EXAMS in the middle of a semester. You have basic-as-fuck 1-hour tests, maybe, but's about all. Exams are for the the ends of semesters.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5073141
None because they are just pretending to be in college when they are actually dropouts like me.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5073146
They are still called "midterm exams" is all my point was, bro, chillax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5073087
>middle of the semester
>May

Oh, you.

[Anonymous No.]

maybe its highschool exams

[Anonymous No.]

>>5073087
Because I have quarters instead of semesters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5073184
Those are mostly in February, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5073185
>Quarters instead of semesters

ha ha ha what a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5073194
Got a problem with my retarded as fuck academic calendar, faggot?
Do you think that having to put up with this bullshit isn't enough already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5073169
Semesters run from late Feb to early June, and from mid July to mid Oct, with finals running into early Nov for some depending on scheduling.

[Naked !snakelCo7o No.]

>>5073200

It can't be that bad, can it?

[Naked !snakelCo7o No.]

>>5073208

Oh wow, that sounds really weird, maybe just cause I'm used to a Trimester system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5073214
It's annoyingly concentrated.
I feel like I'm starting back to zero four times a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>In the middle of misty lake? A small island

SDM is not on an island. Where do people get that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5071887
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[Anonymous No.]

>>5073969
ESoD, most likely. There are a few lines that make it seem like Reimu has reached an island in the middle of the lake rather than simply having crossed over it.