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It's that time of week again~

We must have an Eiki-sama~ thread. NOW.

>> No.5070752

I plan to live forever though

>> No.5070759

too tiny to be the law

>> No.5070763

How about we have a 'deleted is a faggot' thread?

>> No.5070764
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5070764

Komachi/Yama wallpaper!

>> No.5070771

>>5070759
Quit judging her by her size! Yamas can have any appearance and still be a Yama.

>> No.5070784
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>>5070752

For that, we have young maladjusted yama toting broken beer bottles and bicycle chains.

Not all yama are within the boundaries of the law, but all serve to maintain the system. One way or another.

>> No.5070818

>>5070771
arn't they suppose to be imposing though?

>> No.5070829

DANZAI

>> No.5070836

>>5070818
Usually, but this is ZUN's depiction if there was a female one.

>> No.5070838

Remember when we talked about Touhous in good games?

>> No.5070841
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>>5070818

Imposing or dreadful?

Personally I'm scared as hell of the mere thought that someone would decide my fate through bureaucracy and paperwork.

>> No.5070849

>>5070748
>deleted !t6J79s1XL6
>fail thread

>It's that time of day again~

>> No.5070854

>>5070841
The term of imposing usually means, impressive in size, bearing, dignity, or grandeur.

>> No.5070855

>>5070836
females can still be imposing

>> No.5070860

>>5070855
Sure.

>> No.5070867
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5070867

People call her small, but isn't she the same height as Komachi?

>> No.5070871 [SPOILER] 
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5070871

Shikieiki doing this on the job...again.

>> No.5070874 [DELETED] 

>>5070747
I a l r e a d Y r E A d T H I S O N h T T P : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 / S E v e r A l d a y s A g o

>> No.5070878

>>5070871
Yumi. why? WHY~!?

>>5070867
It's still unknown.

>> No.5070879 [SPOILER] 
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5070879

HEAVEN OR HELL?

>> No.5070897

>>5070879
Damn it, Yumi. Stop doing that!

>> No.5070898
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>>5070878
Shikieiki is terrible at her job.

She's either shlicking or making paper airplanes.

>> No.5070902

>>5070898
>terrible at her job

Ohohoho.... You're going to hell for that.

>> No.5070904
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>>5070902
Here is Shikieiki marrying deleted.

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>>5070904
...And then going back to her old ways.

>> No.5070910
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>>5070867

Depends how tall you consider Komachi to be.

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>>5070907
>>5070904

>> No.5070916
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>>5070902
I think Shikieiki should look like this.

Don't you agree?

>> No.5070923

>>5070916
Looking at how fast you're posting, you're trolling me on massive levels.

>> No.5070931
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>>5070923
Sarcasm hurts, deleted.

I'm supporting your damned thread.

>> No.5070936

>>5070931
Fine, whatever.

>> No.5070937
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5070937

manly Touhous happen to be my fetish

>> No.5070941
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>>5070914

Buddhism is a lot more tolerant than other religions when it comes to sexual matters.

To be honest, in that matter most other religions really have nothing to offer at all.

>> No.5070942

Ugh, another one of my favorite characters overtaken by character-flattening memes and old played-out jokes

Truly nothing is sacred to you teenagers.

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>>5070936
You can return the favor if we ever have a Yuka thread.

>> No.5070953

>>5070937
manly touhous happen to not be my fetish.

>> No.5070959
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>>5070953
Hey deleted, where's her other hand?

>> No.5070963

>>5070953
oh
well i do apologize

>> No.5070966

>>5070952
I don't have much to offer for a Yuka thread though.

>>5070959
On her leg. Stop making think of such lewd things!

>> No.5070968

>>5070959
its behind her ear

>> No.5070970
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5070970

>>5070953
PREPARE TO BE JUDGED

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>>5070966
So I should stop making you think of lewd things by posting too lewd things?

>> No.5070982

>>5070970
Seriously, why are you replying to the same posts more than once?

>> No.5070984
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>>5070942
It's terrible, isn't it?

>> No.5070988
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>>5070980
You trying to make me rage?

>> No.5070991

You arn't being very nice, Yumi...

>> No.5070993 [SPOILER] 
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>>5070984
Hey, every one of our waifus has an exploit.

Mine just has an ungodly slow speed. You...got unlucky.

So did deleted. THAT YUKKURI'S BEEN DOING WORK, EH?

>> No.5070999

>>5070991
I already said here >>5070923 I could tell by multiple replies to same posts

>> No.5071002

>>5070991
Oh, I can be mean one day, can't I?

We'll all be friends taking it easy tomorrow morning. Right?

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5071004

The thread has left the rails and continues rolling at full steam, crushing puppies and babies as it goes.

Get it back on track.

>> No.5071007

>>5071002
It's directed at me of all people though.....

>>5070993
Don't start throwing Eiki-kkuri into this.

>> No.5071011
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>>5070993
Exploits are harmless if they arn't utilized.
Mine is very, very, very utilized.

>> No.5071016
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>>5071007
If your waifu was anyone else, you would be safe.

I only have dirt on Yamaxanadu...and some of Yukari.

>> No.5071019

>>5071004
I made this thread because I was waiting for the "What good actions have you done today, /jp/?" thread
but I couldn't wait any longer.

>> No.5071020
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>> No.5071026

>>5071016
How many times do I have to tell you. I have polygamy.

>> No.5071029
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5071029

...fuck, is this all I have?

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>>5071029
I have shitloads, but I don't bother usually.

>> No.5071038

>>5071019
well today me and my old man chased off some teenagers harassing a homeless guy

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>>5071019
This is your punishment for not waiting.

>>5071011
I don't support your exploit. Are you happy with me?

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5071044

Geez, it is. I'm so ashamed.
Yama, I have sinned. What must I do to gain forgiveness?

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5071048

Here is Shikieiki about to condemn one of the mentally ill to hell.

>> No.5071049

>>5071040
Well, it usually is on about this time and it wasn't.

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>>5071040
Eh...I guess...

>> No.5071054
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Komachi was slacking off again. Shikieiki, being a good boss, has punished her.

>> No.5071061
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>>5071052
Because it is unfunny and overused.

>>5071054
Komachi needs a beating and a lecture, that lazy whore.

>> No.5071069

>>5071061
>Replying to own posts

What are you trying to pull?

>> No.5071079
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>>5071069
Are you expecting something?

>> No.5071084

>>5071069
oh like you've never done it

>> No.5071089

>>5071079
I expected a reply from this. >>5071026

>> No.5071093
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5071093

Stealing is bad.

>> No.5071095
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>>5071089
I wasn't sure how you could love more than one waifu, so I ignored it.

>>5071084
Tonight, all sins will be forgiven.

So go crazy.

>> No.5071105

>>5071095
Polygamy can be done if done right.

>> No.5071111
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>>5071105
So...who else is your waifu?

>> No.5071122

>>5071111
This is not the thread for that.

>> No.5071125

>>5071111
...that is pretty damn intimidating.

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>>5071079
You're pretty good

>> No.5071127
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>>5071122
It's already terrible, just say their names.

>> No.5071134

>>5071125
YOU STAND IN THE COURT OF SHIKEIKI YAMAXANADU

PLEASE STATE THE NAMES OF YOUR WAIFUS

>> No.5071143

>>5071127
>>5071134
I SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS BUT I SHALL REMAIN SECRETIVE!

>> No.5071165

>>5071143
Then you shall have waifus assigned to you.

Sanae and Wriggle. Go in peace.

>> No.5071168

>>5071134
Sanae Kochiya, your honor.

>> No.5071169

>>5071165
I don't like them.

>> No.5071184

>>5070898
she'd have more to do if komachi wouldn't sleep all day.

>> No.5071187

>>5071169
I know. That's why I chose them.

You can either break your silence and tell the truth or have Sanae and Wriggle assigned to you.

>>5071168
Congratulations. I hope you can endure the MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY hardships ahead.

>> No.5071188

>>5071169
wrigglewraggle

>> No.5071195

>>5071187
Endure them I shall. My faith is unyielding.

>> No.5071196

>>5071187
I have 4 and I'm leaving it at that.

>>5071184
You're implying something.

>> No.5071201
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5071201

confession to eikisama, somebody broke her!

>> No.5071202

>>5071196
Sanae, Wriggle Wraggle, Shikieiki, and...
THE BLACK CAT
OF ILL OMEN.

Enjoy your wives.

>>5071195
Nice to know we have people FAITHFUL TO ONE WAIFU around here.

>> No.5071209

>>5071202
I'm still not going to follow that.

>>5071201
Oh great.

>> No.5071217
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>>5071209
>Sanae
Damn right you arn't.

>> No.5071219

>>5071209
Come on, I only have folders of Yuka, Shikeiki, barely any of Yukari, and Suika.

Stop being difficult. If you can't even share your waifu, then you don't truly love them.

>> No.5071229

>>5071219
I have folders of Touhous but I have a lot Shikieiki, Letty, Eirin, and Kanako.

>> No.5071235

>>5071229
My point was I'm not going to be able to contaminate this thread with filthy pictures of your waifus.

Chances are I respect them and I wouldn't post anything anyway.

>> No.5071238

>>5071235
Fine then.

>> No.5071239

yummysalad is a boring character

>> No.5071245

>>5071238
Well...go ahead and post them.

>> No.5071251

>>5071245
I said them here >>5071229

>> No.5071260

>>5071251
Subtle move, there.

I suppose this thread should die now.

>> No.5071281

>>5071260
I guess so. 2 95-post threads in two days is good enough for me.

>> No.5071289

>>5071202
>FAITHFUL TO ONE WAIFU
...
Hurk...grk, gargh!
GNRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!

>> No.5074543

>>5071260
Actually, I just saved it.

>> No.5074785

I would an hero just to meet shiki

>> No.5075093

>>5074785
Really? Tell me how.

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>>5075093
hanging myself. learn the secrets of the internal carotid my friend, it's like fainting.

>> No.5075130

>>5075122
Hrrmm....

>> No.5075180
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The Great Judge

>> No.5075190

>>5075180
With a great motorcycle.

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