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5059649 No.5059649 [Reply] [Original]

How to deal with the crushing fact that my semen will never be inside a vagina?

>> No.5059655

You don't know that.

>> No.5059659

good thing I donate sperm

>> No.5059660

Easy, rape someone.

>> No.5059654

You'll get used to the idea sometime in your mid-20s.

>> No.5059666

grow up

>> No.5059667

Rape
Hire a hooker
Sperm Bank

>> No.5059668

Rape.

>> No.5059678
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5059678

Also feet.

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>>5059649
What are you, dumb?

Cum on her forehead instead!

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5059688

>>5059678
>>5059674

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5059699

>>5059688

>> No.5059700

>>5059659
>>5059667
I find this funny because sperm banks do not accept sperm from men under 6 feet tall (I'm 5'10"), among other criteria, because when selecting a donor, more than 95% of women request "tall" as one of his attributes.

Just in case you needed a reminder of how disgusting 3D women are (you didn't).

>> No.5059709

>>5059649
Most people here do have 3D girls. You will too one day. I don't, but I don't really care.

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>>5059700
So you're a dwarf? Well well...

>> No.5059717

Go and donate in a sperm bank.

>> No.5059726

>>5059716
I know you're just being an asswipe but 5'10" is above average.

>> No.5059728

>>5059716
I take offence to that. I'm 5'11".
just kidding.

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>>5059700
Sucks to be a dwarf huh.

>> No.5059738

>>5059716
Average American man's height is 5'7"-5'10"

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5059747

>>5059727
THIS PICTURE IS MINE YOU DIPSHIT SMACK

>> No.5059749

>>5059738
>5'7"-5'10"

cm?

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>>5059747
You can't stop me.

>> No.5059757

Aren't healthy children required to donate sperm to those banks?

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>>5059752
Why should I stop you? I don't even want to touch you, stinky hoe.

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>>5059762
You don't have to be so mean.

>> No.5059791
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5059791

Buy lots of nice expensive glass things, leave them on low tables and sleep peacefully at night.

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>>5059778
Don't cry, darling.

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>>5059803
Too late anon, too late.

>> No.5059828

>>5059649
(referring to pic) I don't think you can do that...

>> No.5059845

Become a trap and take hormone pills until you can't produce semen any more. Then you'll have an excuse.

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