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I HAVE YET TO MEET TOUHOU WHO CAN OUTSMART BULLET, ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!

>> No.5057777

You must think you're pretty funny.

>> No.5057783
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>>5057777

>> No.5057790
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>He shoots guns at little girls!

>> No.5057789

>>5057777
it slaps him on the knee.

>> No.5057805

>>5057790
To be honest, almost 94% of Touhou girls are youkai, so it's unknown how old they exactly are.

>> No.5057809

>>5057805

Little girls or old women, take your pick.

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>>5057809
There are middle-aged touhous, what are you talking about?

And Mr. Heavy, Touhous outsmart bullets all the time. It's probably what they're best at.

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>>5057821
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?

>> No.5057824
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5057824

i like tf2 and touhou /jp/ :3c
I dont use any Touhou mods on my tf2

>> No.5057826

>>5057821
20-ish is not middle aged

>> No.5057832

>>5057805

"little" has little or no relation to age.

>> No.5057839

>>5057826
Fine. But it's not little, age-wise, either.

>> No.5057836
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5057836

ENTIRE TEAM IS MONKEYS

>> No.5057842
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5057842

Pyro > heavy.

>> No.5057844

>>5057832
"Girls," however, does. Although it can be a lot more subjective.

>> No.5057850

>>5057832
Thats true, isn't Cirno like, almost Navi from Zelda sized?

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>>5057842

>> No.5057859

>>5057850

Cirno's size depends on what fanartist you ask.

I'd personally put it around ~3.5-4ft, where the average Touhou is 5'1"-5'2" or so.

>> No.5057876

>>5057859
In the game, didn't she have to fly infront of the person's face to be at eye level with them?
I love how Heavy has lead to a decent disscussion of the size of Cirno.

>> No.5057886

>>5057876
Was the person flying as well?

>> No.5057903

>>5057876

My assumption would be that most fairies are similar size, so the Three Fairies comics are probably a good guideline.

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5057898

YOU ARE GOING TO NEED MUCH BIGGER GUN!

>> No.5057896

>>5057850

Lipolitics is the answer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyMBKfq0RuM

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>>5057898
...I LOVE YOUR NEW WEAPON!

>> No.5057910

>>5057898
Metal Slug, Touhou crossover where?

>> No.5057918
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5057918

Here's how large Cirno is compared to Sanae

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>> No.5057922

>>5057918
This scene was adorable.

>> No.5057924
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5057924

And here she is standing on the ground.

>> No.5057926

>>5057918
Letty must have left.

>> No.5057927

>>5057918

A quick MS paint measurement says that Cirno is about 3'7" if Sanae is 5'1".

>> No.5057931

>>5057924
So she's about the size of a toddler.... Huh... I've always either saw her tiny as all fuck or just... well, toddler sized.

>> No.5057938

>>5057931
3~4 feet tall is not toddler-sized. It's hobbit-sized.

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>>5057931
>toddler
That's why people think you're a pedophile.
Get your heights right.

>> No.5057961

Fairies are hobbits.
Youkai are elves.
Humans are, well, humans.
Kanako is Sauron. Keep in mind that Orcs are corrupted Elves.
Frodo is Cirno.

>> No.5057963

>>5057961
"My feet are the hairy-est!"

>> No.5057967

>>5057961
So would Marisa = Gandalf?

>> No.5057970

>>5057961
Oh, that could actually be pretty interesti-
>>5057963
Nevermind.

>> No.5057971

>>5057967

No, Gandalf isn't a human. Gandalf would be Mima.

>> No.5057973

I still want a drawfag to draw Cirno pearched on Heavy Weapons Guy's shoulder, pointing at where to shoot.

>> No.5057977

>>5057971
But Mima is the fourth Prismriver sister.

>> No.5057988

>>5057973

now I want to see the heavy using cirno as a gun

>> No.5057990

>>5057988
"WHO TOUCHED MY CIRNO!?"

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