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/jp/ nightly suicide club thread

>> No.5055270

>nightly
Good morning from here.

>> No.5055271

before you suicide, can anon touch you inappropriately?

>> No.5055284

>>5055271
no

>> No.5055294
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>>5055284

>> No.5055298

>>5055294
reported for motorvator

>> No.5055300

>>5055284
Can anon play with your body after you died?

>> No.5055303

>>5055300
By play, I mean have sex with.

>> No.5055309

Unbreak my heart, /jp/.

>> No.5055312

>>5055309
I have candy, it is in the van.

>> No.5055313

>>5055309
say you'll love me again

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Come on, get in the van!

>> No.5055333 [DELETED] 

>>5055313
I'd do anything for love but I won't do that

>> No.5055340

>>5055313
Undo this hurt that you caused when you walked out the door and walked out of my life.

>> No.5055345

>>5055333
cheese factor is over 9000!

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>>5055331
Oh fuck the cops!

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>>5055347
Son of a bitch!

>> No.5055380

Uncry these tears, /jp/.

>> No.5055389

>>5055380
I cried so many nights

>> No.5055406 [DELETED] 

>>5055389
Take that sad word "goodbye".

>> No.5055413

>>5055389
Take back that sad word "goodbye".

>> No.5055415 [DELETED] 

>>5055406
alright no more posting toni braxton to each other.

we are hella gay.
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can i get a reach around now?

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I'd board Wahaha's vehicle, if you know what I mean.

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>> No.5055425

>>5055413
alright no more posting toni braxton to each other.

we are hella gay.
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can i get a reach around now?

>> No.5055433

>>5055300
You wouldn't want to cum in a /jp/er's body

>> No.5055436

>>5055425
Every night in my dreams I see you. I feel you.

That is how I know you go on.

>> No.5055453

I want to cry but there is no point. There is no point in living life but if I die others will be sad and it will burden others. No one loves me, no one will ever hold me. Life is so lonely.

>> No.5055456

Say you love me again, /jp/.

>> No.5055458

>>5055453
But I love you, Anonymous!

>> No.5055459

>>5055458

I wish fiction was real but that is all fiction.

Thanks though...

>> No.5055466

>>5055459
Are you saying I'm not a real person? I am a human being you know, I'm not fiction and neither are my feelings. How can you just toss away how I feel about you because it happens to be being said on the internet?

It's not fiction, anonymous, it's the truth!

>> No.5055468

>>5055453
At least someone would care if you died.

There isn't a single person in the world that would notice I died besides the poor janitor that would have to investigate the horrible smell coming out of my room 2 months after I died and emptied my bowels.

>> No.5055471

>>5055468
If you're lost you can look, and you will find me. Time after time.

>> No.5055472

>>5055468
I would care and I would miss you, without you my /jp/ wouldn't be the same!

>> No.5055478

I'm willing to be gay with some of you, but you should make an effort to look pretty at least

>> No.5055483

>>5055471
If you fall I will catch you. I'll be waiting, time after time.

>> No.5055484

>>5055478
I've had other guys
I've looked into their eyes
But I never knew love before
'Til you walked through my door~

>> No.5055488

>>5055472
There's an infinite supply of Anonymous. You are giving these souls a false hope, an ephemeral instance of light only to realize that they are still in the dark. Do not play with peoples emotions light-hearted, for it will only make the pain heavier in the end.

>> No.5055498

You can never trust another individual. People change over time.

>> No.5055499

>>5055488
I don't mean them as a generic any-anonymous! I mean that person specifically, just because I can't call them by a name doesn't mean my feelings aren't true!

>> No.5055501

It's nice to know I'm not the only one listening to classic love songs aimed at depressed single women.

I grew up listening to this shit with my divorced mom and now I can't get enough of them.

>> No.5055502

>>5055499
My love for you allows me to pray to the
spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness
mirrored in your eyes or to fling you down
under me on that soft belly of yours and fuck
you up behind, like a hog riding a sow,
glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises
from your arse, glorying in the open shame
of your upturned dress and white girlish
drawers and in the confusion of your
flushed cheeks and tangled hair.

>> No.5055503

>>5055488
Forget what I said, I don't care if there are infinite anonymous, I'll be the light for all of them!

>> No.5055509

>>5055503
would you say that your love for anon totally eclipses your heart?

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I will never receive a blowjob from a at least average looking girl. Life has no meaning.

>> No.5055517

>>5055509
I don't memorize song lyrics, but yeah

>> No.5055521

>>5055517
hey man, every now and then we fall apart.

>> No.5055528

>>5055515
I heard that if you report 100,000 shitty posts on /jp/, Meido-san will come out of your monitor and give you a free blowjob for your hard work and dedication.

>> No.5055533

>>5055528
reporting every post on /jp/ might take a while, but I can tell you it's worth it!

>> No.5055539

Today I defaulted on my loans and I'm about to get reamed by the federal government. Suicide is immanent for me. Serves them right for giving me money in the hopes that I would ever make something of myself.

>> No.5055540

>>5055521
There's nothing I can do, anon. A total eclipse of the heart.

Once upon a time there was light in my life.

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>>5055503
why so moe ;_;

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>>5055528
And people on /jp/ -which is the only place I have to go- still imply my posts are shitty in a clever and ironic way. I really hate myself.

>> No.5055551

Every now and then I get a little lonely and you're never coming around, /jp/.

>> No.5055556

>>5055551
Turn around, bright eyes. I'm here.

>> No.5055559

>>5055540
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnM0zXAnR-k

which one are you?

>> No.5055561

>>5055540
This is eternal darkness no shikara. ;_;

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>>5055556
GODDAMNIT /jp/, you're melting my heart tonight!

>> No.5055579

FOREVER IS GONNA START TONIGHT /JP/
ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE BUT NOW I'M FALLING APART

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>>5055551
Dark night, hold tight. And keep tight, my baby. Morning life shall burst bright. And keep us, here safely.

>> No.5055591

>>5055579
Let's go for a little walk, under the moon love!

>> No.5055603

Hello? Is it late there?

There's a laughter on the line. Are you sure you're there alone?

Cause I'm trying to explain. Something's wrong. You just don't sound the same, /jp/.

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>>5055541
Because, moe will shine brighter than anything in your hearts, this way I can be there for all of you and bring light into your lives even when things seem the darkest for you!

Don't be afraid! Don't look down, stand up straight! Stand up straight and proud!

>> No.5055609

What the fuck is this?
My heart cannot resists.

>> No.5055615

I spent a good 30 minutes lurking my ex-wife's Facebook page tonight. She was the one that ruined me on the third dimension and sent me spiraling into my hikikomori ways.

Bad freaking idea.

>> No.5055620

>>5055615
Let it go, friend. And stay away from alcohol and weed during a broken heart.

>> No.5055623

>>5055615
But it's just a slut. If she went out with you, now you would be married and she'd be leeching all of your money.

>> No.5055629

Don't turn around, /jp/.

Cause you're gonna see my heart breaking.

Don't turn around.

I don't want you seeing me crying, /jp/.

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All I ever wanted in life was a pure virgin wife with good looks who would cook, clean the house and raise the children while always staying faithful to me...

Now I'm nothing more than an old man despite my real age. But I have one last thing to do. To erase this diseased piece of shit from the face of the Earth.

This is my final mission.

>> No.5055649

>>5055629
just walk away

it's tearing me apart that you're leaving

i'm letting you go~

good night /jp/

>> No.5055668

>>5055623 - You're right... and usually I know this. I just kinda stumbled on her page and wondered how she looks now... and she's still hot and I'm now fat instead of skinny. Just... bad.

>>5055620 - Thanks, man. Good advice.

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>> No.5055694

>>5055649
I wish I could say to you DON'T GO, DON'T GO, DON'T GO

DON'T TURN AROUND.

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>> No.5055714

Aw shit
I finally got over my depression completely and stopped caring
But my loneliness and depression is getting worse and it keeps building back up, and I cant fucking cry

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>> No.5055721

>>5055714
Just come to me when you want someone to be there for you, I'm always here for you, Anonymous! Don't give in to the negative thoughts, you don't need someone else to be happy or worthwhile!

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Is there a set of EFGcirno pix

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>> No.5055761

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you don't let show

If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me

So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
We all need somebody to lean on

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>>5055528
Nah, I would've gotten a few by now if that were the case.

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Can Janitor-kun massage my prostate instead?

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>> No.5055798

Meh, you'll grow out of it. Once you hit 25, you'll realize that life can be fun.

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>>5055798

I don't think so, sir.

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>>5055798
yeah, no.

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>> No.5055817

>>5055798
Already there and it's not.

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If you want sex, just go to a whore. You know, a prostitute. They're no different from all other women in this world. Except they guarantee sex when you pay them.

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>> No.5055825

>>5055820
Sex is totally pointless unless it's with someone you're really in to.

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>> No.5055828

>>5055820

The virgins here are still virgins because they need love, not casual sex.

>> No.5055831

>>5055825
normalfags would like to have a word with you.
they only want sex

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>>5055825
>implying women are supposed to be anything more than objects to fuck; even going to the ridiculous degree of emotional attachment

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I'm not suicidal. My waifu and I will always be together, together in electric dreams.

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>> No.5055844

What the fuck is up with this thread? Someone keeps posting pictures of cirno and they keep getting deleted. Is the janitor up or is this guy jsut fucking with my head?

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>> No.5055846

>>5055831
Well, fuck normalfags then.
>>5055833
Keep telling yourself that.

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>>5055844
Meido hijinks.

>> No.5055850

>>5055835
We'll always be together, however far it seems, anon.

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>>5055846
No, really. Why would you wish to desire emotional attachment to an automaton made of organic material? Women are dumb, instinct driven whores who do not understand the concept of logic, love, fidelity or friendship.
In the best case, they're pretty to look at.

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>>5055861
Running away from your problems wont help you, Anonymous! You need to face them, not deny them and toss them aside with snide remarks!

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>> No.5055878

>>5055861
But that's exactly what males are as well.
And we're not even pretty to look at.

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>> No.5055885

>>5055878

Get out of here traitor.

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>> No.5055891

>>5055861
You're the type who can't be bothered to dig through underground material to find the good shit, whether it be video games, anime, movies, music, etc. Just like how there are a lot of shitty males, there's a lot of shitty females. But that's not to say there aren't any good ones that dounderstand those things. Your opinion and how you view the world has been warped by 4chan or the internet in general, and is not a good excuse to start pushing your bitter views on others here.

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>> No.5055895

>>5055885
What?
How about you start proving me wrong instead of just pushing the subject aside.

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>>5055891
It's probably warped by past experiences mixed with 4chan, I'm guessing.

More importantly though, Anonymous you need to stop relying on other people for your happiness. A lover won't solve your problems with magic, those problems are within you, no matter how much you think it'll all be okay if you just had someone else it won't be. It can be - but not by those means.

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>>5055895

I'm not the same guy.

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>>5055875
It is ironic of you to accuse me of running away from problems.
The sole problem men are facing is that they put emotional attachment to these female organic automatons.

The first step towards solving the problem is realizing the problem. Emotional attachment.
The second step is to trick the woman into believing you are what she wants, if you want sex.

>>5055878
Men invented logic. Hadn't it be due to men, we still would live in caves or shit huts, wrestling bears and foraging berries. Wake up.

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>> No.5055925

>>5055916
Uh...when did this conversation turn into being about getting sex? I wasn't talking about 'lol get pussy man xDDDD' ಠ_ಠ

>> No.5055929

>>5055916

I think that what most of us want is a female counterpart of ourselves, with the same morals, etc. And that's exactly why we can't find one.
We are aware that most women are completely worthless as human beings, but we don't want that. Otherwise we would already be in a relationshit.

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>> No.5055936

>>5055916
[citation needed]
Seriously, stop spouting stuff out your ass.
>>5055891
Things are pretty much like this guy said

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>>5055925
Sex is the only thing you can get out of women. If sex wasn't the reason people here complained about women; what else would be the reason?

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>> No.5055947

>>5055937
You have your hand for simple pleasure, what most /jp/ wants is love.

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>> No.5055959

What the fuck is this ronery shit? Take it to /a/ or /r9k/, guys.

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>>5055929
This guy nailed it.

>>5055936
I'm simply telling the way things are. If you can't handle the truth, it's not my problem.

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>>5055925

Basically, the discussion turned into "women aren't good for love because they're all whores." Not sure if it's a derail.

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>> No.5055974

>>5055959
this

i didnt create thsi thread so you could whine about women

>> No.5055975

>>5055947
"love" is nothing but a chemical reaction(proven by science, thanks to men). If you want to feel "high", do drugs.

>> No.5055976

What you guys need to understand is love won't save you. You're tricking yourselves into letting yourself stay with the shitty lives you have by saying "well if only I had love it'd all be better, but I can't find it!" It's a convenient way to escape from responsibility.

Love won't save you, nor will it fix your life. You need to do both of those things yourself before love can do anything for you.

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>> No.5055981

the janitor has been defeated apparently

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>> No.5055987

>>5055961
Your opinion does not equal fact, especially since I've experienced otherwise.

>> No.5055989

>>5047736

Year is irrelevant. All of your actions have an effect and saying something, consciously or subconsciously, is an action. If you were improperly conditioned then you will have to work doubly hard to recondition yourself with good, constructive habits of life.

And you are being quite simple-minded, although sarcastically, to say that just stopping the repetition of a certain word will boost your strength. The usage of this word is symptomatic of a greater, deeper, inner crumbling of your masculine pillars. You will need to address the problem at the core and not the exterior(the words and phrases uttered by habit).

>>5047765

If you stand for nothing then you will fall for anything, and fall you shall in the upcoming years, for they shall bring great fear and darkness, along with pain and misery. You will look back one day and understand that my prescription of masculinity could have been your saving grace. But you won't care because you have been conditioned to not care. And you will understand that you are worth less than a maggot, because you have utterly failed to construe a strong and unyielding meaning in this endless web of life and death.

>> No.5055990

I'd like a girl who will boss me around somewhat, but not to the point of being a crazy control freak psychobitch. I need someone to motivate me since I am horribly lazy.

I want a real life tsundere ;_;

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>> No.5055995

>>5055987
>since I've experienced otherwise
LOOLOLOLOLOL
Translates to:
>I've been blinded by pussy

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>> No.5055999

>>5055987

If you've experienced otherwise, then why are you on /jp/ instead of with your woman?

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>>5055981
I lol'd

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>> No.5056019

I'm confident that I'll find a 3D waifu someday.

>> No.5056021

>>5055976
To add to this, I think it's the same reason you all say how you want the impossible and idolize 2D.

Because you know it won't ever happen so you can continue your lives the way they are but still complain and say how bad it is even though you're the reason it's like that. You'll keep saying "well if only I met x or y or someone like this or that then that'd be all I need" but you're just bullshitting yourself. It won't be all you need, it wont fix anything for you, it won't make you feel better and with the things you guys pick it won't ever happen - and I think that's on purpose even if subconsciously.

Basically, it's along the same lines as what Tonegawa said though a bit different.

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>> No.5056028

>>5055990
Good luck with that. As far as I can tell those don't exist, or else they're just so rare it hardly matters.

The trouble with your position is that you have to be at least a little bit motivated to find that sort of girl and make her interested in you. The only kind of girl you'll attract otherwise is the worst sort. I was with a controlling clingy girl for a while, and it was the worst time of my life. I really prefer being alone to that.

>> No.5056031

>>5055999
We're both at work.

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>> No.5056035

>>5056019
Good luck, you'll need it.

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>> No.5056050

>>5055995
Not even close, she does not rule my life and never will, I'm being extremely cautious about this as it's my first relationship, should she start pulling any crazy shit, she'll get dumped.
Things are going great so far, though.

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>>5056035

Then gtfo moralfag.

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>>5056035

Then gtfo normalfag.

>> No.5056069

>>5056055
What the fuck ? How am I a moralfag ?

>> No.5056072

Sure is /jp/ being filled with a bunch of depressed ronery faggots, grow the fuck up.

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>> No.5056078

>>5056050

Sure, they're going great so far. But in 6 months, you wont even remember her name. (metaphorically speaking of course)

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>> No.5056093

>>5056069

I meant normalfag. Post deleted and corrected.

>> No.5056095

>>5056072
>Norwayman stuck in denial and afraid to open up to /jp/

>> No.5056096

>>5056072
it's part of Otaku Culture to be depressed ronery faggots

>> No.5056104

>>5056078
It's been more than 6 months.

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>> No.5056121

>>5056093
Still, I don't see how I am a normalfag either. Are you sure you linked to the good post ? I only wished good luck to someone who said he thinks he could find a 3D waifu someday, as I think that's impossible ?
What the hell, man ?

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>> No.5056131

>>5056104

Then it'll happen even sooner. Don't think it'll last forever, because it never does. Either it gradually fades away with both participants in the relationship, or one decides to call it quits and the other is left in tears.

>> No.5056132

Traveling through space on a megabroadventure with a harem of bitches is the only way to cure /jp/s depression

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>> No.5056147

>>5056121

Major miscommunication. Disregard everything.

>> No.5056148

>>5056131
I know it's probable, but I'm going to see how it plays out, maybe I'll get lucky.

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>> No.5056177

HOLY CRAP KING OF GETS CAN'T YOU LEAVE US ALONE FOR ONE THREAD?!

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>>5056148
Are you like the sad, pathetic version of the gambling addict? Wow.

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>> No.5056203

>>5056121
I don't think it's impossible. I think I'm a good person and someday I'll meet a good girl as long as I don't close off my heart.

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>> No.5056207

I have never been close to a girl but from what you guys are saying it sounds like the worst thing ever. I guess I'll stay indoors.

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>> No.5056224

>>5056191
What?
If I win, I win big, if I don't, then I'm not losing much.

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>> No.5056242

>>5056224

Not exactly. If you win big and get married to her, and then lose, she can break you in a lot of ways. Like say, take half your property and your children.

>> No.5056244

>>5056224
All you lose is time, the most precious thing of all.

>> No.5056247

>>5056203
I don't think it's impossible. I think if I keep gambling someday I'll hit the jackpot as long as I don't run out of money to gamble with.

Achieving your idea of love is as probable as hitting the big jackpot. With other words the probability is close to nil.

>> No.5056252

>>5056247
Not really - as even if you do "hit the jackpot", in the case of relationships she could not only take it all back but fuck you up worse than you were before.

Meaning even if you 'win' you are really just raising your chances at losing even harder and more painfully than you could have beforehand.

Not that I'm against relationships as I'm stupid enough to keep getting in them, but yeah.

>> No.5056259

>>5056252
You've completed my post. I agree. Even if you win at "love", you lose in the end.

>> No.5056264

To Curryfag who keeps saying there isn't "one thing that will change your life", you're 100% WRONG. All I need to do is win the lottery, and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LIFE'S PROBLEMS WILL BE INSTANTLY SOLVED.

Food? Covered.
Water? Covered.
House? Covered.
Family? Don't need them.
Friends? Don't need them.
Job? Don't need it.
Love? Never had it, don't need it.

Every single person out there who says "Money won't fix your life" obvious has never been without. With enough money to provide sufficient food, water, and housing, I don't NEED anything else. Hell, I don't even really need the Internet save for maybe using it once or twice a month to check up on news and upload stuff.

Another thing people forget is that LIFE SIMPLY ISN'T FAIR. You go on about "Fix your problems in life". YOU CAN'T FIX YOUR PROBLEMS IN LIFE IF YOUR PROBLEMS ARE ANOTHER MAN'S SOLUTIONS. Why don't you tell all the starving nigger in Africa where our big corporations kill their water with crap, spray chemicals all over the place killing their crops, and then take money from US to go through a filter where they get 90% of it anyway and tell THEM TO FIX THEIR LIVES. THEY CAN'T. What about all the chinks in China who make literally TWENTY FIVE CENTS PER DAY FOR A 12 HOUR WORK DAY. Can they move away? NO. Can they get a better job? NO. Can they fix ANYTHING in their lives whatsoever? NO!

The fact that you even have a COMPUTER that allows you to go on an Anonymous message board and COMPLAIN about your life means that YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY BETTER THAN OVER HALF OF THE WORLD.

This thread and all people posting in it, myself include, is pathetic. I would say "get a life", but you already have one - COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW YOUR LIFE SUCKS IS YOUR LIFE.

>> No.5056267

>>5056244
If it weren't for her, all I'd do every day is just waste my days away in 4chan.
>>5056242
Maybe true, but the road until then will be worth it, and should we do divorce, everything depends on what terms we will be on.

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>>5056264

>The fact that you even have a COMPUTER that allows you to go on an Anonymous message board and COMPLAIN about your life means that YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY BETTER THAN OVER HALF OF THE WORLD.

You just made my day.

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>>5056264

>> No.5056284

>>5056264

I can't tell if this is a master troll or if you're serious...

>> No.5056285

Desperate /jp/, I'll give you some advice to save you some time. If you're looking for the right girl, rather than trying to see if she's a virgin or not, look for the girl who you can be completely fine doing absolutely nothing with all day everyday. There will be days when you aren't doing shit with her, but those are shit days you and her will enjoy together.
Everything and anything should just flow, if you're trying to make something "work," it probably already failed. Also, if you're finding yourself constantly forgiving her for something, then leave her immediately.

>> No.5056286

If you toss aside the rules of society you can win big. I kidnapped my woman and things have never been better. She was initially afraid and hateful of me but after a while she mellowed out and developed affection for me. I still keep her locked up in the basement but she doesn't resent it anymore. In fact, she has become quite fond and dependent on me.

This is how things should be. A caveman should just club the woman of his choice and drag her into his cave. No bullshit.

>> No.5056287

>>5056264
hello new copypasta!

>> No.5056288

>>5056273
Same here, that was a great pick-me-up

>> No.5056297

>>5056267
Oh believe me, it won't be worth it when the time comes. You say it now, and I know you believe it, but trust me, that'll change the moment anything happens.

>> No.5056302

>>5056297

ITT, Curryfag ignores the one post he cannot refute and he proceeds to have a conversation with himself.

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>>5056302

Welcome to /jp/.

>> No.5056314

>>5056308
That guy looks awesome.

>> No.5056316

>>5056302
>newfriend

Also, I'm not reading all that.

All I read was magic lottery will fix your life!

Wrong. It will give you everything - I wouldn't say otherwise, that's true, but it won't save you from yourself.

Money can get you everything in life, but it can't get you a new you. Though yes, it would help as a catalyst as well as all the things you could use the money on.

But even then - the fact of the matter is the problem is within you, no matter what you have in life nothing can fix you but yourself.

So I'm not wrong. I never once said anything about money getting you nothing...so whatever.

>> No.5056320

>>5056316
>I don't read big replies
>makes a big reply

>> No.5056322

>>5056297
Maybe, but I do have the type of girl >>5056285 described, I'm fine doing absolutely nothing all day as long as it's with her, and things are just flowing along.
Perhaps it is you, who hasn't been with a decent girl yet.

>> No.5056327

I'm no longer compatible with the world
I find no joy in life
Except when I eat ;_;

>> No.5056330

Also, I don't approve of comparing lives. Saying my life is better than half the world because I have a computer is bullshit. You can't say some little starving nigerian child has a worse life than person x or y.

Why? Because it's retarded to compare things like that and makes no sense.

>> No.5056339

>>5056322
That's the way everyone feels, bro. I'm not trying to ruin your good cheer or something or bring you down, so don't take it that way and get defensive or something.

Everyone believes what you're saying you believe now, and most of the time they are wrong. Sure, you could be right, but chances are you aren't. That's all I mean.

>> No.5056349

I hate to agree with CurryButt, but I agree with CurryButt. You can have all the material wealth in the world, but if you have a shitty personality or lack motivation or confidence, money can't fix that, and in the very end you'll probably be about as miserable as if you'd had nothing. If that's what he's saying, anyway.

I don't have any confidence, so I substitute for it by drinking too much. It's the only way I can cope with normal human interaction basically, at least until someone invents a pill that makes you normally social without taking away your sex drive or continence.

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>>5056327

Delete!

>> No.5056360

>>5056349
Yeah, that's basically what I mean, I'm just not good at wording things most of the time, especially not at 3am.

>> No.5056363

>>5056349

Wrong. I've had nothing from the start. Any amount of money would vastly improve my life. Like I said already, anybody who says otherwise has NO idea what it means to TRULY live without.

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>>5056357

>> No.5056368

>>5056363
k bro.

>> No.5056370

>>5056330

>You can't say some little starving nigerian child has a worse life than person x or y.

Let's see: A starving nigger in Africa vs a skinny nerdy white boy who mooches off of everybody, has social ineptness, and posts on /jp/

Yeah bro, real hard decision there.

>> No.5056372

>>5056339
Maybe you're just jealous.

>> No.5056374

>>5056370
Life isn't measured on such cheap scales as the ones you're putting it on.

>> No.5056377

ITT, Currybutt tries to argue crap he has no idea about. Where was that post in the /jp/ archive where he said "My sole purpose on /jp/ is to troll"?

Anybody who takes anything that fag says seriously is truly the man with no life.

>> No.5056382

>>5056377
I say a lot of things, running to the archive won't fix your problems either you know.

Why do you always run away from your issues, blame others, and try to hide from reality?

I'm not even doing anything wrong yet all you can do is try to get around me being right by pulling out stupid shit like that.

2/10 for getting me to reply.

>> No.5056384
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5056384

>>5056357
SAKUJO
>>5056370
what if the starving black boy was happier?

>> No.5056388

>>5056370
Depression is less about your situation compared to the rest of the world's people than your situation compared to the rest of your peer group

>> No.5056390

ITT Socially-inept nerds get "advice" from even more socially-inept nerds

>> No.5056393

so much samefagging it's amazing.

>> No.5056395

>>5056382

Again, I think it's pretty obvious you've been samefagging this entire thread, and just like the previous post, you have admitted to doing so in the past. Does it look like anybody on /jp/ CARES about what you're saying?

>>5056388

WAAAH I HAVE TO GET A JOB AND STOP BEING ON THE INTERNET 18 HOURS A DAY MY LIFE SUX SO MUCH I SHOULD BECOME AN HERO ;__;

>> No.5056396

>>5056264
EXTREME RAGE!!!! CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?!

>> No.5056400

>>5056395
I never admitted to samefagging ever...

Actually, since day 1 of using this trip I've only said I never remove it...the only time I've mentioned samefagging in regards to myself is that it's obvious when I do it because I don't remove my trip.

But good job making things up or taking things out of context.

If you want to annoy me it's not working, you're just reminding me how fucking retarded most of 4chan is.

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5056401

>>5056393
>>5056395

>pulling out the samefag card at the same time

It's official: This thread is pure /jp/

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5056402

>>5056400

>I never admitted to samefagging ever...

>> No.5056407

>>5056395
If you've established a comfortable NEET lifestyle it can be quite shocking to suddenly find yourself forced to work every day.

>> No.5056409

Obvious trolls are boring, I'll continue when you try to at least pretend you aren't just saying whatever you can to try and get attention and a response.

>> No.5056416

>>5056409

>CurryButt following the standard formula of "samefag with myself until somebody comes along and points it out; then revert to saying the troll is 'not worth my time' and ignore everything until he stops posting; proceed to continue samefagging"

It's getting old kid, try something new.

>> No.5056421

>>5056416
u must b a mindrdr!

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5056426

>>5056421

Checkmate.

>> No.5056429

>>5056407
Yeah. The only thing protecting me from being forced to get a job is that everyone knows I'd probably just lie down and die instead.

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5056430

>>5056426
uhoooo u cot me

if u cud red ud see i nevr said anythin bout not respondin 2 u i just said id 'continu' as in i'd continu actual responses XD

>> No.5056435

>241 posts and 92 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>thread entirely composes of CurryButt, suicider, /a/, KоG spamming, and probably more KоG somewhere in here

WHY ISN'T THE JANITOR ON /jp/ DURING THE TIMES WE NEED HIM MOST

>> No.5056442

>>5056435
He has been, though most of my responses weren't bullshit so he left them. Just because a post is by currybutt doesn't make it shit, if you really think that way you should head on back to /a/ with kog.

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5056445

>>5056435

Speaking of which, while I'm here, doesn't anybody have the full-res of this picture?

>> No.5056447

I thought the janitor was here but was quickly disposed of by the cirno spammer.

>> No.5056450

>>5056442

>you should head on back to /a/ with kog.

You haven't been on /jp/ the past few months, have you? He left /a/ and has been raiding this place and the Mahjong threads ever since.

>> No.5056456

>>5056450
If you are honestly asking if I haven't been here then wow, bro.

But I know he's been here regardless, I meant the statement about him as a general thing, not 'this one time'.

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5056464

>>5056450

Yeah, I'm pretty sure there isn't a single person on /jp/ who doesn't know about it by now.

>> No.5056468

trollstrollingtrolls.exe

>> No.5056470

>>5056464
It's funny how he samefags so much like the spambots because no one else gives a fuck.

>> No.5056473

>>5056464

If KоG gets 5555555 on this board, we're never going to hear the end of it. Hell, even if he doesn't, /b/ is going to turn this board into mush right as it comes around.

>> No.5056476

>188 posts hidden

are there really that many posts with currybutt, suigin, kоg, and jones in this thread?? man i'm glad i have the filter

>> No.5056480

>>5056476
>look at me i think im special because i say i have a filter

first off, you don't.
secondly, no one gives a fuck either way.

Enjoy being worse than the

LOL REPORTED UR THRED XDDDDD

REPORTTTEEEDDD

SAGEEEEE

types.

>> No.5056481

>>5056476
Just currybut and kog, actually.

>> No.5056482

>>5056473
He already said he has no intention of going for it.

>> No.5056488

>>5056480
Hey, REPORTED SAGE etc. isn't bad enough to begin to compare to FILTER XD.

>> No.5056498

>>5056476
Commenting on shit posts isn't much of a step up, myself included. If you use a filter, it's best to do what it's there to help you do: Ignore the crap

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5056499

>>5056488
Yeah, you're right. But it's all pretty fucking gay and stupid, if they want attention that bad they could at least put a little bit of thought into it.

>> No.5056501

>>5056480
>>5056488
Butthurt filtered tripfags.

>> No.5056502

>>5056499

Filtered.

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5056504

>>5056498
SORY I CANT RED UR POST IM GOT U ON FILTRRRRR

IM SO GLAD I GOT DAT FILTR

GUYS JP I HAVE A FILTER ON DID U KJNOW? I BET NONE OF U KNOW WHAT THAT IS GOD IM SUCH A PRO HECKER

>> No.5056508

>>5056504
STOP HECKING MY INTRTOOBS ;_;

>> No.5056521

You know, it doesn't even matter if you filter tripcode users since what makes them so horrible is are anonymous /jp/ users' overblown reactions whenever one posts in a thread.

>> No.5056532

>>5056521
Yeah, it sure would be nice if everyone could ignore shit they don't like, the world would be a better place.
Too bad that will never happen.

>> No.5056534

>>5056521
>is are

>> No.5056537

>>5056534
epix

>> No.5056558

>>5056521
Cool theory, but these Anons know that certain people hate those reactions. That's why it happens.

I remember when Anon said that he loved to argue with Arc for fun. Arc also argues for fun, so basically they both would subtly combo troll an entire thread into the stratosphere. Only ones that get mad are the bystanders.

tl;dr filters are useless because Anon is unstoppable.

>> No.5056612

>>5056558
I think I'm the Anon you're talking about.

Maybe.

When did this happen?

>> No.5056612,1 [INTERNAL] 

:(

>> No.5056612,2 [INTERNAL] 

(SIGH.............}[/i]

>> No.5056612,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>5056612,2
Nice BBcode.

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