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5052509 No.5052509 [Reply] [Original]

It's not too late /jp/. You can turn your life around and be saved!

Being a hikikomori isn't eternal!

>> No.5052523

Why?

>> No.5052529

I was saved by becoming a hikikomori, tru facts

>> No.5052531
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>>5052523
Because I can cure you. All you have to do is sign this and your hikikomori days will be over.

>> No.5052532

go fuck yourself, I like the way I am.

>> No.5052533

I'll change my ways when women change theirs.

>> No.5052537

In the real world random cute girls don´t concern themselves with a social recluse. So I doubt it.

>> No.5052540

>>5052531
Will you bare my children if I sign that?

>> No.5052542

>>5052531
Why would I want that?

>> No.5052545

/jp/ is hopeless hikkikomori

>> No.5052554
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>>5052540
I don't think you have children to bare.

>> No.5052551
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>>5052542
Umm...

>>5052540
Because you're suffering anon. I want to help you recover.

>> No.5052567

you are now manually aware that even if you were to escape this vale of tears you'd bring it with you. when everyone else talks about their youth you'd have nothing to say. it'd eventually come up with any close relations and be incredibly weird. your social skills have to a degree been set in stone, you can probably develop them to some extent but it'll still be noticeable. you'll probably always be really insecure.

>> No.5052571
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>> No.5052574

sometimes i ejaculate into my hand and lap it up

>> No.5052575

>>5052551
I think you got your responses mixed up, baby. Anyway, you have to agree to have my children before I sign anything.

>> No.5052581

>>5052574

Only sometimes?

Get out.

>> No.5052583

>>5052540
>>5052575
It's a trap

>> No.5052617
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5052617

I'll be the first.

Here

>> No.5052621

>It's not too late
Yes it is. It's been 9 years, I really doubt my life is going to change much.

>> No.5052625

>>5052617
Don't do it, man!

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