/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Sleever No.]

I just invited a japanese girl to come live in my house for a year? should I make of comic of this?

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

Did she accept?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051523
Come live in my house for a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051538
>Only met her last night
Oh boy. This can only lead to your image.

[Sleever No.]

>>5051523
she's still loking around for some places but she seems keen...I only met her last night..

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051538
... really?

>>5051536
Will you cook for me?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of girl would agree to live alone with a guy she's just met for a whole year?

Something's missing here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051536

Crucify yourself

[None !YAKUZAnobA No.]

>>5051536
u shud kno i traned nack in yakuza earlier to you beter get redy to b owned

[Anonymous No.]

Only if it's hilarious.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051553
A slut?

>>5051557
I thought you were dead.

[Sleever No.]

she's a student, needs some where to stay and I have a rocking pad, plus she can help me with my japanese. she's quite cute

[None !YAKUZAnobA No.]

>>5051571
Ancient Yakuza Ghost Technique

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051576
Well, if she's willing... go for it I guess.

[Necrobrotent No.]

Its a dude.

Also fuck work, I haven't been able to post on 4chan in days.

[Sleever No.]

don't get me wrong she's not attractive, there are no underlays of romance her. I just realised after we got talking and she said she needs some where to live I foolishly said "hey my house mates leave soon, come leave with me" better than a total stranger I say

[Sleever No.]

>>5051598
Here*

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051589
how does it feel knowing you'll never hit the front?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051598
You just said she is "quite cute"

Keep your story straight.

[Sleever No.]

>>5051588
she seems more socialible than my current housemates, non of us have all been in the same room at any point and it's been a year now

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051548
Well I don't know how to cook much, but I can try for you!

>>5051557
u kno wat ur pushin tha borders with me im abot to explode with my chi at u if u dont stop that idont believ u nack isnt 1 of ur yakuzas u newb

[Anonymous No.]

This is what you can do... kill her and have sex with the body.

That's pretty much the only way you'll have sex with a woman.

[Sleever No.]

>>5051607
a rabbit can be cute but you wouldn't fuck it...jeez technical a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051617
> implying I wouldn't fuck a cute rabbit

[Sleever No.]

>>5051616
ha that's hilarious, wait whilst I tell my girlfriend about this :P. contrary to belief many people on 4chan probably get laid on a regular basis. still good joke made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051616
Alternatively, eat her so her soul live son within you forever.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread smells like athens.

No doubt soon he'll start bragging about he has sex with his girlfriend how you're all losers.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051628
Oh boy.

[None !YAKUZAnobA No.]

>>5051604
Okay, I guess? Whatever that means.
>>5051610
ha u beter belive kido i traned him b4 and he ownd suigin with master rank yakuza bulet sprai

[Sleever No.]

>>5051636
why brag? most of you have girlfriends right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051628
>>5051635
>>5051636
Here we go...

[Sleever No.]

>>5051641
loving this sub thread plot

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

invite to my house if she pays me enough i will show her my private area of aikido ;)

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051641
ya wel now ill b on my tows, u shudnt hav told me that mayb if ur tellin the truth i wudnt had been ready and he'd smash me up a bit b4 i'd kill him w/my chi blasts, but now that i no? ill b on gard, i stil dont blive u though.

if u dont b carefull im comin 4 u soon

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>5051641
I think its Yakuza Slang for fucking.

[Sleever No.]

>>5051647

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>I just invited a japanese girl to come live in my house for a year?
That's not a question. Be more assertive, you limp-dicked little /b/ faggot.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051647
ya lyk any gurl wants 2 sea ur stupid aikido shyt 4 kiddies, il show her some chi an she'll know ur a losr

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051647
Do you have a tatami and all?

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051653
no ;)

[None !YAKUZAnobA No.]

>>5051649
i told u cuz it wuldnt b fare 2 hav the powr of yakuza n the elemint of supriz and us yakuza hav honer u no?

[Sleever No.]

>>5051658
sorry, slip of the finger whilst typing..has anyone had any experience with socialising with japanese people in general?

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051659
What kind of area of aikido is that?!

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051668
in my bed ;)

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051662
ya so much honer, isthat wy u guyz run 2 guns n swrds? mayb if u actly fot with ur hands lyk real men ud hav sum honner but all u do is run 2 ur boss an shot @ ppl

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051675
That sounds silly, it must be pretty hard to teach aikido there.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051677
not "this" kind of aikido ;)

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051681
ur diks 2 small even for karatey let alon aikido u losr

[Sleever No.]

>>5051691
>is actually laughing his ass off right now

[None !YAKUZAnobA No.]

>>5051676
i hav 2 use guns cuz my fists r desigated a war crime

[Sleever No.]

>>5051675
oh you do crack me up /v/

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051681
Oh, I see, so it's a different school then?

Must be a pretty weird technique if you can teach it on top of a bed.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>5051666
Yeah, I have a banging hot Japanese girlfriend (shit is SO cash).
No, idiot, this board isn't even about Japan. Or comics. Or comics about Japan. Or even comics made in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051684
> bringing up /v/

Confirmed for athens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051695
That's not how you quote someone!

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051686
ya wel mine r worse especily when i chanel my chi into them, i cud destroy evrythn with these thats why i had 2 get so strong ,so i wudnt acicdently end everythin but now im so strong frum that i can smash any1 wit just my low lvl ataks.

no1 has ever made me use my speshial teknique of putin my chi in2 my hands and smashin, an no1 ever will

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051691
it's not for ladies ;)
>>5051694
if my dicks so small why is your gf under my desk rite now??
owned nerd virgin

[Sleever No.]

>>5051699
wait...what? why the outrage?

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051708
It's not for ladies? Then why would you invite her!?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051708
bcuz i broke up w/her and she jus lookin for any dick she can get now, urs is the only 1 pathetic enuf 4 sum1 like her u losr

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051713
i meant to write for western ladies gomen (butt's gf is amazing with the tongue)

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051724
Oh, I see.

Well, good luck then.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051719
why did you break up?? prolly cuz you didn't give her what she wanted heh

[None !YAKUZAnobA No.]

>>5051706
i have 100 hand2hand so i better watch out ur chi wont do u any good if youre alrey ownd in 1 hit
i cud destroy ur hous by tuchin it

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051734
cuz i dnt lyk filthy whors

y u think she fukin u? givin u her STDs u stupd ashol njoy them tho u already got AIDS frum ur boyfriend in da yakuza

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051734
What would that be? Money?

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

>#/jp/
Piss off already.

[Sleever No.]

>>5051734
I wish I had some kind of "Tangent" picture to show how this thread went off on one.. still good though

>Imokaywiththis.jpeg

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051745
I don't talk to /jp/ outside of 4chan.

>>5051742
100? that all u got? wat a noob u r i always new u wer a newb but that bad ? com bak when uv got at least 10 tims mor than that mayb then ud last more than 1 second aginst me.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051743
hmm thats strange she was a virgin the first time i did her
u sure u did youre job properly??????
oh and stds dont affect me i know aikido and i can send them back to her lol

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051753
Amazing!!

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>5051745
>>#/jp/
You're a disgrace to true Lucky Star fans everywhere!

[Sleever No.]

nack...for you

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051753
ur so jelos of my chi that this is the bst u can do now? no wunder u nvr try 2 fite me any mor

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5051775
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

>>5051750
>I don't talk to /jp/
>talk to /jp/
That's like talking to your dog, except much more pathetic. Get some friends.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051772
ur chii is crap and last time we fought u threw some shiny shit at me and i sent it back to you and you went full retard from the shock and came here and spammed /jp/ to the point u got banned for spamming and u were like "why am i banned!??!" after u regained consciousness ure no match against me accept it nerd

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051785
That didn't even make sense, Ren.

Or whatever I'm supposed to call you when you switch trips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051785
I talk to my dog but it's cool I also sleep with her.

[Sleever No.]

>>5051785
my first time in /jp/

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051789
u kno wat u losr ur getin me mad but i wont let u trik me into lettin down my defense w/anger insted, ill just let this mak me strnger for the next fite u an me have

u beter bring it soon sun cuz im gona smash ur face in even sooner if u keep runin frum me.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

This thread is a mess.

Pretty fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, seeing as how you posted some Sonic I'm thinking it will be full of horsecock and furry faggotry so NO.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051807
bring it nerd i beat u b4 and ill beat ur nerd ass again evry time u bring it *cracks knuckles*

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051821
*punches moniter so hard it flys thru the walls in2 the bakyard*

u kno wat, i wil bring it cuz the truth is u nevr beat me u just got luky an u kep sayin its a 'win' u didnt win u got lucky and ran away after that but this tim no mistaks an no luck 4 u

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051820
>81 posts later, no horsecocks
Anonymous, you're a terrible a prophet.

[Sleever No.]

>>5051820
whut?

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

>>5051799
>implying it doesn't make sense
>implying you aren't just avoiding the point

>>5051803
Welcome.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051831
i beat u so many times i lost count ur just a bitter nerd

[None !YAKUZAnobA No.]

u beter wach out assbutts b4 suigi gets mad u dont wan 2 anger a fuqin expert aikidoka

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051832

Oh, don't be coy. I think we both know what Sonic the Hedgehog is all about.

(p.s. the answer is horsecocks)

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5051851
dat bitter isnt me its ur tears everytim i beat u an u cryin

>>5051852
ur such a newb look @ u runin bhind suigui agin wy dont u fite ur own fites u pusy

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5051859
cryin of laughter at ur shity chi that aint no match for my aikido

[None !YAKUZAnobA No.]

>>5051859
im just warnin u b4 u get ur ass rekt

[Anonymous No.]

>>5051883
KEGENDARY REKT MASTER KEK.