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You don't pay for Touhou related items, pirate visual novels, never have been on a train in your life, have no collections, and are obese. How exactly are you an Otaku?

>> No.5050965

I'm not obese, I'm emaciated. And I have been on a train more than once in my life.

>> No.5050964

I'm not.

>> No.5050971

>You don't pay for Touhou related items
Yes I do.

>pirate visual novels,
True.

>ever have been on a train in your life,
Not true.

>have no collections,
I'll admit it.

>and are obese.
I don't leave my room for food enough to be obese.

>> No.5050987

I've never said I'm an Otaku. That's a name moot forced on us.

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>> No.5050992

>Touhou related items
Not even one.
>pirate visual novels
True
>never have been on a train in your life
I have.
>have no collections
I collect knowledge.
>and are obese
I am fit. I do some jogging and lift weights when I can.


Because I am not an otaku? I just like anime/manga and like to play games.

Otaku is an insult. Like being called a lardass.

>> No.5050994

>>5050954
>You don't pay for Touhou related items
Not yet.
>pirate visual novels
Yes.
>never have been on a train in your life
Why wouldn't I have been?
>have no collections
Not really.
>and are obese.
I'm underweight.

>> No.5050997

>and are obese

Oh yeah, I forgot to eat today.

Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.

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5051006

OP is a butthurt weeaboo.

>> No.5051016

I'm grossly underweight and collect various oddities. Troll harder.

>> No.5051021

>You don't pay for Touhou related items
I'm into Touhou anymore, of course I don't.
>pirate visual novels
Yeah
never have been on a train in your life
Wrong
>have no collections
Yeah
>are obese
Yes I am.
>How exactly are you an Otaku?
┐('~`;)┌ You tell me. I never said I'm otaku.

>> No.5051019

Go away, /v/.

>> No.5051027

>You don't pay for Touhou related items,
Neither I like it
>pirate visual novels,
Yeah, because no one in 4chan pirates anything, never
>never have been on a train in your life,
The vest way to move in my country
>have no collections,
Cat pics
>and are obese.
Getting thinner at a great pace, so I'm not obese, have never been, just a bit overweight, like 7-8 kgs.

>> No.5051028

>>5050954
>I own a Patchy doll
>I have copyright-infringed a VN
>I have
>I collect cat ornaments
>I'm probably overweight, but not by much
>I don't care for labels

>> No.5051034

>don't pay for Touhou related items
Call me when they have Mokou or Yuugi figurines.
>pirate visual novels
Yes.
>never have been on a train in your life
CalTrans disagrees.
>have no collections
I collect pictures. Pictures of Touhou.
>are obese
Nope, college diet and pedestrian transportation keeps me slim-ish.

I wouldn't want to be called "Otaku." It's an insult; I'd rather be called a maniac or enthusiast.

>> No.5051038

>>5050954
I am not obese.

>> No.5051045

>>5050954
Every single item you listed is false for me.

>> No.5051049

Why do people turn these threads into surveys?

>> No.5051059

>You don't pay for Touhou related items
Youwouldn'tdownloadatouhourelateditem.jpg

>> No.5051056

>>5051049
Well, we can't just ignore it, aren't we?

>> No.5051055

>>5051049
Because we all feel a need to disprove the OP, and want to tell everyone about ourselves. Me included.

>> No.5051067

>>5051049
Every thread in /jp/ has guaranteed replies.

>> No.5051079

I'm just here for the Touhou

>> No.5051351

All of you fags who vehemently deny that you belong in these categories:

Get out of /jp/. If you want to wave your dicks about how "normal" you are, go to /b/, /v/ or /r9k/; the real Otaku don't want you here.

>> No.5051386

>You don't pay for Touhou related items
i bout the touhou slip and slide

>pirate visual novels,
i preoredered touhou fo rthe snes

>ever have been on a train in your life,
i love trains and i have lots and lots of trains on dvd

>have no collections,
i collect anime

>and are obese.
yes

>> No.5051394

I've taken pictures of the Touhou stuff I own, I spend a good amount on it.

I own a bunch of VNs.

I'm going to Japan within a few months.

I own a shit ton of manga and anime.

I am fat though.

>> No.5051395

i do pay on the touhou wiki they even tell you where you can buy them

>> No.5051402

>>5051351
>TRUNEET faggotry

Why don't you and the rest of the autistics get out of here?

>> No.5051408

>>5051402
You normalfags are the autistics

>> No.5051418

1) I don't actually have any touhou related items, given my financial status unless something were to crop up in the FLCS I wouldn't have the means to acquire any anyway.
2) Only once or twice, but guilty.*
3) I have a yearly ticket for the train network as far as the neighboring newton
4) I have a collection of hotel card keys and a small collection of assorted minerals.
5) My BMI is on the lower edge of normal
6) I don't consider my self to be, I am simply a geek.

*May not be used as evidence in court and is by no means an admission of guilt.

>> No.5051420

>>5051408
Hahahah so true
Fucking normalfags

>> No.5051435

And, by the way, ZUN allowed foreigners to download his stuff for free. A sort of humanitary aid for ignorant continental savages.

>> No.5051441

>>5051408
>>5051420

You aren't making sense.

>> No.5051447

>>5051441
You're just too stupid to get it. Dumb fucking normalfag. Go be normal somewhere else, normalfag.

>> No.5051455

>>5051420
I don't think wackos count... not for normal anyway.

>> No.5051490

why are people responding to this?

>> No.5051530

>>5051490
"If you make it, they shall come"

>> No.5051539

>>5051490

all posts must be replied to

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