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504616 No.504616 [Reply] [Original]

Good morning, /jp/! You're about to call in sick.

>> No.504628

I AM my own work.

>> No.504629

Or just not go, since colleges don't care.

>> No.504639

>>504616

Why is the sake on fire?

>> No.504650

no I need money bitch

>> No.505107

>>504616

How did you know?

>>504639

Fire == Awesome?

>> No.505164

>>504639
Because it's better if you drink it hot.

>> No.505198
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505198

You are now diabetic.

>> No.505203

>>505198
That sandwich is made from people.

>> No.505206

>>505203
SOYLENT GREEN
SOYLENT GREEN
SOYLENT GREEN

>> No.505220
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505220

Ever since I first heard this Portal quote I thought you were supposed to become the cake.

>> No.505221

>>504616
but I don't have a job

>> No.505224
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505224

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHH

>> No.505225

>>505220
Last test ends with them trying to "bake" you.

Now go finish The Game.

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505231

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505232

>>505225
Yeah, but her recepie doesn't really mention Chell bits

>> No.505239

>>505232
I'm waiting for the rain

>> No.505243
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505243

The cakes are made from people and the tea is made from poison flowers.

>> No.505271

>>505224
HHNNNNNNNNG!

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