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5045798 No.5045798 [Reply] [Original]

How does it feel to know that you will never have the opportunity to do this, /jp/?

>> No.5045815

I don't like the smell of dirty ass. So I'm relieved

>> No.5045812

I know I will never have the opportunity to do many things, so I just don't care anymore.

>> No.5045817

Why would I want Shinji to lie on my ass?

>> No.5045818

It feels like you just got your shit thread deleted from /v/ so you came and posted it here.

>> No.5045822

It looks kind of disgusting so I guess I don't really care.

>> No.5045827

>>5045815

It's not that hard to keep it clean.

>> No.5045832

i would eat her shit.

>> No.5045841

>>5045832

Now you can just go away.

>> No.5045847

you want to sleep on someones ass OP? your a disgusting person.

>> No.5045850

I've been refreshing /jp/ all fucking day, someone please kill me

>> No.5045854

Smells like frat, man.

>> No.5045863
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>>5045850

You'll have to kill yourself, I'm afraid, but then you'll get to be with us!

>> No.5045864

>>5045798
Asuka? Don't make me laugh. I love Gainax but they have some of the worst tsunderes. Asuka was 80% tsun, 10% dure, and 10% hurrdurr. Reported for generic anime character nonetheless. Next time start your thread with a non-shitty Gainax character like Rei.

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>>5045864
WE LOVE YOU REI

>> No.5045876

>>5045864
she was better than louise at least

>> No.5045882

>>5045863
I Want To Believe

>> No.5045993

>>5045798

some day, i'll make her wear shimapan too

>> No.5046744
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>>5045798
Typical Bavarian slut.

>> No.5046748
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5046748

Believe it or not, my babysitter would let me do it to her when we were watching TV on the bed. Good times.

>> No.5046751

>>5045864
Name me two tsundere better than Asuka.

>> No.5046758

>>5046751

Louise Shana

>> No.5046761

>>5046751
tohsaka and tohsaka clone

>> No.5046762

How does it feel to besmear oneself with fresh dango?

>> No.5046765

>>5046758
>Louise
Now, I hate tsundere and I don't even like Asuka, but honestly, fuck your shit.

>> No.5046769

First thing i'll do is make fart noises with my face facing the butt.

>> No.5046771

>>5046751
Chidori
Maybe Kyou if her story didn't suck.

>> No.5046784

>>5046765
louise went further than any other tsunder without going into the Yandere category

>> No.5046790

>>5045798
You will never do it either. In fact, since most 3D women don't wear shimapan, especially in western countries, I doubt many men in the world will ever thave the opportunity to do this

>> No.5046800

a girl did that to me once at a party because there was "nowhere else to lay"

i would never have the balls to randomly do that to someone else though

>> No.5046798

>>5046790
I'm not sure where you get that idea, I'm not saying I've seen a shit ton of girls in panties (though I have), but even just seeing bitches with their pants too low or whatever...it's pretty common even in the US. I've seen just as many of these as I have plain/skanky ones.

>> No.5046797

But I have had the oppurtunity to do this!

>> No.5046811

But I will.

>> No.5046823

Well, first I would have to know does it feel to post outside of /v/, OP?

>> No.5046851

>>5046798

Ohhhh yeah. I am sure you are quite a ladykiller, you filet o' faggot.

>> No.5046859

>>5046851
My point stands regardless of how you feel about me, these are far from rare in the US.

>> No.5046860

seeing op image to saddened, but believing started to drop like does more to do?

>> No.5046878

Faaaart.

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>> No.5046897
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>> No.5046904

>>5046897
What a slut.

>> No.5048840

I've already done that. Then she farted.

>> No.5048857

Asuka wasn't tsundere, she had no feelings for Shinji, stop calling her a fucking tsundere.
We've had this argument for over ten years, you people are worse than the guys who call moe a genre.

>> No.5048867

>>5048857
did you not watch EoE

>> No.5048873

>>5048867
Dozens of times.

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>>5048867
>>5048857
HERE WE GOOOOOOO!

>> No.5048889

>>5048867
Only shipping faggots put them together, or any of the cast besides Misato and Kajior Ritsuko and Gendo to be honest.
Shinji had no major squeeze in the series, stop taking ReTake as canon.

>> No.5048891

I did that with my sister.

>> No.5048893

I did use a girl's ass as a pillow. She had a pretty lumpy one too, it felt like a real pillow.

>> No.5048894

>>5048889
>my interpretation of an ambiguous character is the only interpretation
Autism much?

>> No.5048899

i love /jp/

>> No.5048911

>>5045798
But I have done that and more.

>> No.5048924

>>5048911
>>>/r9k/

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5048935

My fetish is to eat icecream out of a pale, teen butthole.

I wish there were women out there who shared my interests. They are so boring sometimes.

>> No.5048952

>>5048924
She was my imouto.

>> No.5048962

>>5048952
>and more.
Go on...

>> No.5048972

>>5048935

3d pig

>> No.5049060

>>5048935
That is a guy. I hope.

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