You may remember my case, you may not.
Some months ago, after a lot of practice, I beat Phantasm stage. Yay! Well, three days after that I got sick with common cold. I didn't pay attention to it. A month after that heroic moment, I tried beating her again. And, what do you know, I got sick again! By that point, I deduced that Yukari can actually manipulate the border of fantasy and reality and health and sickness at the same time, every time I whoop her ass, just to take revenge on me. So, now that I finally decided to face her again, I want you guys to pray for my well-being.
/fascinating story
tl;dr Fuck it, Yukari thread.