/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Guess which part of my body I just named Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

Sphincter.

[Anonymous No.]

Ａｎｕｓ．

[Anonymous No.]

scalp?you want hair just like hers too

[Anonymous No.]

The part that leaks poop.

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

>>5029017
satoko is so moe

[Anonymous No.]

Your right hand.
>"Oh, Alice, not so hard! Ahh that's the spot! You're the best, Alice"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029055
/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>right hand

...Wait, what? Don't you mean left hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029082

fuck off, less than 20% of total population

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029092
I'm right-handed, but fap with my left hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice. Hmm? Tumbling down the anal hole?

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

i called my dick suika

[Anonymous No.]

I fap with left since right usually on my mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5029672
>>5029092
>>5029082
Real men fap with both depending on the circumstances.

Although I find myself using left hand more often, since it's easier to scroll through porn that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>5031315
This. I really don't understand people who make jokes about fapping with the right. I mean, fuck, who hasn't learned how to fap with their left hands by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5031323
Real men don't fap, they have their lolis do it for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5031330
Additionally, I try to avoid using my left hand to touch objects or people as much as possible. It's grown to become my "black hand," the devils wing. Don't get me wrong, I wash my hands after each fap, but it's a mental thing. My right hand is my white hand, representing an angels wing. Note that I'm in no way religious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5031339
Real men hate girls. Real men have their shotas do it for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5031347