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Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U Mon May 3 01:17:00 2010 No.5028937 [Reply] [Original]

MOEBEETUS

Anonymous Mon May 3 01:18:00 2010 No.5028942

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon May 3 01:20:00 2010 No.5028953 >>5028942 I am putting this on a shirt.

>>	Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Mon May 3 01:22:00 2010 No.5028961 >>5028953 Take pictures of the shirt when you do.

>>	Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE Mon May 3 01:36:00 2010 No.5029070 >>5028942 /4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 01:37:00 2010 No.5029081 File: 1.03 MB, 480x360, bravo beautiful.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Mon May 3 01:39:00 2010 No.5029096 File: 412 KB, 1280x1024, nice photoshop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 01:40:00 2010 No.5029099 File: 1.74 MB, 360x359, fuckshitdamncunt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942 You just discovered the cure for cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 01:46:00 2010 No.5029138 File: 644 KB, 980x725, PatchouliSakuyaGJ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 01:46:00 2010 No.5029144 >>5028942 Looks like I'm not the only one with a text file containing this.

>>	just trying out my new reaction face Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE Mon May 3 01:55:00 2010 No.5029195 File: 202 KB, 761x1100, i was waiting for a pervert like you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 01:56:00 2010 No.5029200 >>5029144 You to?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 02:02:00 2010 No.5029241 >>5029195 Is that fucking Kakihara?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 02:43:00 2010 No.5029426 File: 73 KB, 226x297, akiha_what.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 02:46:00 2010 No.5029441 File: 107 KB, 700x700, 1262407783128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 02:51:21 2010 No.5029466 File: 107 KB, 640x480, Eva_plot_summary_19.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942 >>5028942 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 02:52:00 2010 No.5029476 File: 56 KB, 457x331, mariwhat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942 --->/x/. That's horrororororoific.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 02:56:00 2010 No.5029499 File: 289 KB, 300x162, varyinglevelsofwant.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 03:00:00 2010 No.5029518 >>5028942 Saved.

>>	mugenjohncėl !!Oy+LavZ+kRU Mon May 3 03:09:00 2010 No.5029560 File: 46 KB, 177x240, side_mugen_02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942 ......

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 03:21:00 2010 No.5029607 File: 115 KB, 800x600, What.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	eek !SYLPH2qXy2 Mon May 3 03:23:00 2010 No.5029616 File: 180 KB, 800x600, samefag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ doesn't do reaction face threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 03:39:00 2010 No.5029669 File: 73 KB, 800x749, 1272388957306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 05:17:00 2010 No.5030124 >>5029560 Why is it that everytime I see you, you got this guy's face reaction. seriously, What's the FuCKING QUESTION!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 05:20:00 2010 No.5030139 File: 22 KB, 100x114, mugen_icon_improved.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5029560

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 05:24:00 2010 No.5030151 File: 1.97 MB, 336x199, 1272369796588.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942 This is incredible.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 05:35:00 2010 No.5030202 File: 72 KB, 734x404, 1241977787216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942 it's... ....beautiful

Anonymous Mon May 3 05:44:00 2010 No.5030245
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>>5028942
if this is OC, than sir you are a fine wordsmith. Of course one has to assume you are ont the bombest ass drugs this planet has to offer. If you would, WHERE CAN I GET THESE DRUGS

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 07:55:00 2010 No.5030862 File: 494 KB, 704x400, 12591013763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942 >>5028942

>>	Alicia Melchiott !ALICia.JPo Mon May 3 07:59:00 2010 No.5030871 File: 84 KB, 1280x720, snapshot20090802213529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5028942

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:01:00 2010 No.5030873 File: 35 KB, 590x671, 124415100553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WOULD YOU FAGGOTS PLEASE SHUT UP ALREADY THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS THREAD TO BE ON PAGE 1

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:02:00 2010 No.5030879 File: 76 KB, 300x364, are you frustrated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5030873

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:04:00 2010 No.5030884 creepy pic......

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:06:00 2010 No.5030890 I thought you were better than this /jp/. Yeah, the copy pasta was funny. I get it. Now cut it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:11:00 2010 No.5030897 >I thought you were better than this /jp/ Do tell me why

>>	Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE Mon May 3 12:44:00 2010 No.5032059 Still waiting on Boof's shirt pictures.

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