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Real life VN protagonist here.

Both my parents died when I was 6 and I've been living by myself in the same house for the last 15 years. My aunt used to take care of me but ever since I entered HS I've been basically been on my own.

Ask me anything, /jp/.

>> No.5028707

Who gave you "the talk"?

>> No.5028705

Do you have a harem?

>> No.5028711

Sorry, you must also have a non-blood-related imouto to cook and clean for you in order to be a true VN protagonist.

>> No.5028714

Why would we want to ask you anything? Do you think living alone means you've had an interesting life? I bet it would be more mundane since it would be spent taking care of yourself.

>> No.5028715

Childhood friend? Student Council president? Shy girl in your class?

WE NEED ANSWERS

>> No.5028710

Is a cat really fine too, like they say?

>> No.5028716

How many punks have you beaten up?
How many girls have you swooned?

>> No.5028718

We need routes. Routes and bad ends.

>> No.5028720

Are you the bone of your sword?

>> No.5028724

Unless you have a childhood friend who wakes you up every day and you ignore in favor of some slut you met last week you're no VN protagonist.

>> No.5028729

How many times do you hit reload your last choice save in an average day?

>> No.5028738

Nobody would publish your story OP, sorry.

>> No.5028732

So... Basically, you're an orphan.
Living a life that is typical of an orphan.

>> No.5028730

Where do you get the money for food from?

>> No.5028745

>>5028711
Came in here to say this.

>> No.5028752

Attacked by any Irish people resently?

>> No.5028770

Are you a moralfag?

>> No.5028785

I've had several routes but they never got past the first flag.

The only one /jp/ would possibly care about is my stepsister who was a year older than me and used to visit all the time. I was a moralfag Christian back then and refused her advances due to incest until she went off to college and finally got a boyfriend.

Feels bad man.

>> No.5028799

What is your disability?

>> No.5028801
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5028801

>>5028710

>> No.5028811

>>5028715

I have two of those.

>> No.5028823

My student council president was always a guy. I don't even think any girls ran for it, it was just a contest between jocks.

>> No.5028829

>>5028785
.....

>> No.5028842

>>5028785
Can't really blame you, even I was a moralfag once, I even refused to curse in front of people.

>> No.5028845

>>5028716
For some reason I read that as:
>How many girls have you beaten up?
>How many punks have you swooned?

If there's a numerical answer for either of those you're automatically a badass VN protag.

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5028850

>>5028801
.....

>> No.5028855

>>5028845
or a girl

>> No.5028866

>>5028850
Stop fucking off?
Like, stop goofing off or maybe stop messing around

Have you been procrastinating, Jones?

>> No.5028877

>>5028842
You sound like me. I didn't say my first curse word until I was a freshman in college and got particularly frustrated over a playthrough of Ninja Gaiden.

After I said one it felt like a pressure valve was finally released, now I generally say one curse word per sentence.

>> No.5028882

>>5028866
Every born day, but not any more so than the usual 99% of waking hours.
So not in such a way that it might be worth commenting on.

>> No.5028879

>>5028866
The waves add a bit of depth to picture, it really gives you a sense of doom.

Maybe there's something you've been putting off that you should get back to, Jones?

>> No.5028887

>>5028877
I curse so much now that even my friend who is a drug addict tells me to tone it down sometimes.

>> No.5028888

Who is Jones and why do you fags give a shit about him?

>> No.5028893

>>5028888
typical tripfag cocksucking
also nice quads

>> No.5028907

Do you have a hero in your life? or someone to be idolized?

>> No.5028945

>>5028907
Yeah, Newton.

Dude was awesome.

>> No.5028949

>>5028893
Thanks, I was up all last night writing algorithms so I could post at exactly the right moment for 8888.

It's tough work with little appreciation, but I do it anyways.

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