/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

/a/
/v/

[Anonymous No.]

we grew up

[Anonymous No.]

Subtle trolling much?

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't imouto threads banned?

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

the gaia level boards like /v/ and /a/ /r9k/ started browsing

[Anonymous No.]

we moved elsewhere. fuck this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024610
...Wut?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

toujou

[Anonymous No.]

Metathreads.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

How to fix /jp/:
Autoban:
>implying
>inferring
>my face
>my expression
>my facial expression
butthurt
asspain

Autodelete:
sage
Sage
SAGE
[a/

Autoban names:
Shifty Scandaroon
Thoughtless Celestial
Shitposter
Any of mine

Autoban tripcodes:
!ALICia.JPo
!!Oy+LavZ+kRU
!!2iqYZrZ3IOK
!t6J79s1XL6
Any of mine

Make "sage" invisible
Add XXXs
Add board only mods/iks or something like that

Put a permasticky linking all the retards with translation requests to /lang/

Would it be too much to ask for /v/ /b/ and /r9k/ ips to be blocked from here? All they do is troll.

[Anonymous No.]

That's not what it was like. I don't think you were here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024630
If they did that, you'd be banned for this post.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah, sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024610
i use both those style of trolling.
It really just depends on how OP post.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024633
and nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024630
>Autodelete:
>sage

So deleted 80% of /jp/ including the post you just made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024630
>Put a permasticky linking all the retards with translation requests to /lang/
and a link to http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024639
sage as in the word in a post
that way posts like "y u sage my thread" and "sage for x" will stop

[Anonymous No.]

Go back to /b/ faggot. /jp/ is Touhou Only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024646
It isn't rules if they aren't enforced.

[Anonymous No.]

what a horrible thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024610
What do you mean? When I look at your picture, NEW and OLD seem equally bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.
You want to know what happened?
People started making threads to complain instead of posting content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024639
He means if it was in the body. It won't work though, people just find out these filters then circumvent to show how clever they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024613
how is touhou only "growing up"

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024651
>Didn't use sage
>go back to X
>faggot

I don't think you belong to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Just disable tripfaggin and suddenly the board will rise again from the ashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024669
Hey OP, your thread is shitty.

[:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA No.]

>>5024630
>Autodelete:
>sage
>Sage
>SAGE
sAgE
What now bitch?

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024677
i will use avatars and signatures then

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024630
How does XXX help anything? We can still mouse-over the post numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024677
Should rename it to '/b2/ - 2d/Random' while we at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024686
regexp are fucking usefull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024687
>>5024687

You're a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024686
no case sensitivity

[OP No.]

>>5024680
That's nice, but why are you telling that to >>5024669

[Anonymous No.]

Ban metathreads,

save /jp/.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024686
thats when the new mods enter and beat you to a pulp
>>5024688
but everyone is too lazy for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024630
>Autodelete:
>sage
>Sage
>SAGE

But what if we discuss a sage, as in a wise person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024688
there's already an user script to undo the XXX

[Anonymous No.]

Make /jp/ NWS

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024610
No, that would be Old and New /b/ respectively. Let me remind you one poster's case that can prove you wrong. A poster that got lost in the sands of time.

Investment Banker and !PeDon3e/Po

Remember his threads? Everyone either wasn't paying attention to him or was telling him off. And that was as early as 2008. Pedophilia with actual, live, 3D underage girls was never a big part of /jp/. Now lolicon with 2D characters, that's an entirely different story.

[Anonymous No.]

Autoban Touhou, suddenly 90% increased quality. Do it. Just fucking do it. Also no tripfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024726
I meant, what the hell is it useful for? Or what was it supposed to be useful for?

[Gununu !dPuSQp.cO6 No.]

>>5024610

am I cool now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024704
Come on. We all know a troll this bad needs you to keep replying as it's the only way it'll stay on the front page.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024747
well you are posting a suigintou picture you are already cool in my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024736
I got all my real CP, not 2D loli, from /jp/.

[OP No.]

>>5024736
I take it that you weren't there for the thread I was referencing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024743
They make gets more thrilling or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024608
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[Gununu !c/Alice/AE No.]

>>5024756

Posted with wrong trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024630
buttangered mad nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024760
I might have been asleep at that time. Mind linking me from the archive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024782
You forgot "virgin".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024765
GETs just need to be killed, period. Maybe moot should change it so that the 30 numbers either side of a GET can never show up on the board.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024773
its ok

[Anonymous No.]

OLD /jp/
/a/ was less annoying
nobody cared about us
no metathreads
everybody was taking it easy

NEW /jp/
boring/reposts
constant troll
not taking it easy anymore

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5024812
This man speaks the truth.

Add civilized discussions under "Old /jp/" as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024608
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pPP
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[Anonymous No.]

Yes OP. I too remember the days of 3 a.m. loli imouto time. They're not coming back; times have changed and all we can do is adapt.

[Lаnсеd Јасk !!ENpq3bnGrMi No.]

/jp/ has always been shit, hence why I never come here.

I seek intellectual discussion which isn't possible with weeaboo dumbasses like yourselves.

I go to /v/ for my intellectual conversations.

[Anonymous No.]

1. Remove all pictures, make it textboard
2. Premoderation
3. No post count
4. Huge wordfilter
5. Also remove "Name", "E-mail", "Subject" and file deletion
6. More mods
7. MORE MODS
8. Hide this board
9. Make Japanese captcha
10. Also password to access the board
11. Ban all American and European IPS

Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024787
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1375000

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024838
'sup suigin

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024842
sup kimmo

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

lemme introduce you all, this is jackie >>5024838
he's like my son or something dont expect him to make sense whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024842
'sup Kim Jong-Il

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024842
You want us to become like Anontalk? Way to go, Kenobi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024850
Ah, oops. You two look so alike.

[Lаnсеd Јасk !!ENpq3bnGrMi No.]

>>5024850
Have we met?

If you plan on riding on my coat tails, that train is overbooked as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

The worst kind of posters, even worse than shitposters themselves, are those who abandon their own board because of a bunch of idiots. It really shows you never really cared about the community here and all you did was bitch and whine.

You know, after the name change, moot made a point that died over time in here: ignore shit you don't like. We don't want any more stupid meta-drama generated from people too obsessed with the quality of the board. They attack one another, spread distrust and end up causing more damage than the idiots themselves, even though they have good intentions.

I see all you defenders of /jp/'s purity who say they have been here since day 1, seething with rage at the slightest bother. I've been to /jp/ since day 30, I must say, but even then I noticed something. Being this bothered was never part of the board. In fact this was one of the most quiet, passive boards I had seen. Unforgiving, but quiet. So, what happened to you purists? Did I miss 30 days of utter rage? No? Then, why are you so out of /jp/'s main element, the "take it easy" mantra, when you try to defend it? It's like defending a castle by throwing the walls to the enemy.
And don't tell me that there are too many offtopic or spam threads anymore, this isn't the Bawson era anymore, we have an active and quick Janitor nowadays.

The next time you are ready to cringe and be very angry at each other regarding /jp/'s quality, lean back and take a look at the board. You will notice that the meta-post you made is much worse than any fifth Rance thread, drawfag attention whoring, loljapan question, normalfag or KoG raid.

I'm sure almost noone will reply to this post, in fact a lot of people will have filtered at least one of the words in it. You may keep arguing with each other. You may also leave. I'll be staying here and go bump a good thread for every bad one made, until the end. Because I love this board and I'll do everything to help it.

[­Anonymous No.]

>>5024630
>Autoban:
>implying
>inferring
>my face
>my expression
>my facial expression
>butthurt
>asspain

Especially 'implying', butthurt, or 'cool story bro!' You cannot type words without any of these assorted phrases quickly being posted in wake of your post.

ex. OP threads starts off stating "Aya is the best Touhou" and posts a pic of Aya. The VERY NEXT POST is
>implying Aya is the best Touhou.

What the fuck does that even prove or say?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024877
>The worst kind of posters, even worse than shitposters themselves, are those who abandon their own board because of a bunch of idiots. It really shows you never really cared about the community here and all you did was bitch and whine.

Flawless logics.
I always liked these ones like you.

"I'll sit in shit because I'm a patriot of this place!!1" In the internets!

[­Anonymous No.]

>>5024838
>>5024850
>>5024858
Oh look, roleplaying tripfags! How nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024889
Fascinating.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024877
>ignore shit you don't like
that shit doesn't work and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024877
>seething with rage at the slightest bother
This is what people unfamiliar with /jp/ actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024609
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[Anonymous No.]

>this thread

[­Anonymous No.]

Forced Anonymous. tripfags are increasingly the ones responsible for making boards shit. The only good tripfag that /jp/ has is Hong Meiling. At least he contributes to the board with content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024912
Getting riled up doesn't work either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024912
You lack willpower, son. Well, maybe I'm expecting too much from an aikidoka.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024931
the "fuck off" vibe will keep retards from staying or shitposting

[­Anonymous No.]

>>5024915
Oh? Do we have a code here on /jp/ to follow? Is that all you're going to say? You're finished now right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024925
Yes that worked wonders for /b/ oh wait it didn't because tripfags aren't always shitty posters

>>5024940
pretend im empty quoting this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024925
>Forced Anonymous. tripfags are increasingly the ones responsible for making boards shit. The only good tripfag that /jp/ has is Hong Meiling. At least he contributes to the board with content.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3OTgTyujtE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024943
http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024940
Clearly. JBCS and KoG were sooo quick to leave when we threw bad swears at them.

Ha.

[Lon !!Stownxj7Uv6 No.]

>>5024736
>A poster that got lost in the sands of time.
>Investment Banker and !PeDon3e/Po
Not when he's the reason why it's impossible to find a working web-proxy when you're banned.

Someone post the "in the woods" and "little girl" poems for nostalgia's sake.

[­Anonymous No.]

>>5024951
But most of the time they are. Most of them roleplay with each other and act with a "holier than thou" air and attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024954
jegus christ that crowd

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, where's the new /vn/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024899
Is it that bad that I like /jp/? Or do you think that if you leave, you will find a place with a number of posters high enough not to get boring and low enough not to move too fast, with an IQ higher than the average Internet user (I'm not talking about our social retardation, that's another story), a place that satisfies all your sick fetishes and maybe even has sicker ones, that is actually one of the best informed regarding OTAKU CULTURE (let's use that term for now), that has posters who try their best every day to keep it's quality good? And all that without being a weeaboo-infested forum? If you do know a place that meets all of the above, please do tell me.

You know what, even if it exists, I don't want to see it. I saw /bun/, it tries really hard, it's made with a lot of love, it's good for certain situations, but it didn't become /jp2/. Honestly, nothing can replicate /jp/'s experience for me. So, yeah I'll sit in shit or rather, I'll even try to mop it away.

[­Anonymous No.]

>>5024958
Too bad no one fucking follows them.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5024973
Summary:

Those true to /jp/ will weather the storm because we love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024973
This thread ended peacefully. Thank you, everyone.

[­Anonymous No.]

>Rule 1: Take it easy - We don't care about how inuyashasgirlfriend1997 made the most retarded weeaboo video in youtube and you "raged" for 26 minutes to it while killing your cat with your keyboard in the process. Or how some kid in Gaia plays Touhou and FS/N. We just take it easy, since we know the cause of most of these things are kids acting like kids (and if they aren't kids, we know they are just retards). This also means we don't want stupid drama.

Well lookie here!

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5024960
JBCS is a bot and kog is a troll wannabe kiddie who wants attention
much like my son jackie up there

[Charles Manson No.]

All of these bad vibes and moodiness would be gone if we all got together at my desert ranch and sang songs about Rainbows and drank Kool-AID and ate scrumptious cookies! Be at ease and peace my children!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024960
>Clearly. JBCS and KoG were sooo quick to leave when we threw bad swears at them.
This generally works for people new to the board, who might actually fuck off and lurk.

Dedicated trolls take mods/janitors being online pretty much all the time since there's a low barrier to re-entry after you're banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5024979
>>5024973
Amen.

and there are times when jp is actually decent, you just have to find the right threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is /bun/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025015
>>>/bun/

derp

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5025015
www.bunbunmaru.com
surprisingly slow for a board named after aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025015
you must find it by yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025025
whyudothis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025028
Don't worry, /bun/ can't get filled with retards. It even is Bawson-proof. And that's saying a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025025
>surprisingly slow for a board named after aya

Ba-dum-chhh!

[Anonymous No.]

sage and reporting is 90% of the cancer killing /jp/

[deleted !t6J79s1XL6 No.]

I'm glad I was away for the past two hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025075
Hurf Dhurf

nothing else to say.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5025013
It's usually best late night / early morning US time (I wonder why).

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5025095
The US kids go to sleep.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

Right

[deleted !t6J79s1XL6 No.]

>>5025113
But when it gets too late, the board slows down.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5025126
That's not exactly a bad thing. It helps everyone take it easy some more.

[deleted !t6J79s1XL6 No.]

>>5025152
Yeah, but I'm tired by then and I become impatient. I can't take it easy during that time.

[Anonymous No.]

NACK is a cancer killing /jp/ disco!

[Anonymous No.]

QUALITY THREAD, keep up the good work /jp/.

[deleted !t6J79s1XL6 No.]

I just read the whole thread. This is a shit thread.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

>>5025230
much like everything you post in
get out of /jp/

[Anownymous !CvLzVBjPAs No.]

>>5024850
i always thought i was ur son

[deleted !t6J79s1XL6 No.]

>>5025241
no you get the fuck out.

[Yumi !9DgoFvvu/A No.]

>>5025266
>>5025241
Nice job furthering the destruction of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025261
That's cool, can I be your pet turtle? You know the one you had to flush down the toilet because you never fed it or cleaned the tank.

[Anownymous !CvLzVBjPAs No.]

>>5025278
hell ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025266

please refer to >>5024877

You seem to further prove me right.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

/jp/ - love and friendship

[Anownymous !CvLzVBjPAs No.]

>>5025294
this thread is all about love while i'm here
no h8

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5025208
No, I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025208
Is that a filmore quote?

[deleted !t6J79s1XL6 No.]

>>5025292

About what? That has nothing to with me. I have shown no instance of acting like that.

And yes I read the whole fricken thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025350
And you just had to reply and bump it, right? Why? Now you only proved you like to participate in shitty threads.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

quote this post if you want to see the trips and names i listed here >>5024630 permabanned

[deleted !t6J79s1XL6 No.]

>>5025362
I can't tell if you are >>5025292 >>5024877
or some other poster.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the name of that loli artist who draws these things with thorns penetrating the lolis urethras?

[Anownymous !CvLzVBjPAs No.]

>>5025369
no man i dont wanna see u die like that
and i think that list could use a few autobans on shit memes like baka, slut, charisma, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025381
Does it matter? All that matters is that this thread is still on the top of the page.

[Anonymous No.]

Disable sage and maybe people will stop replying to shitposts. Maybe people will start ignoring them and instead post in good threads, like moot intended. It's very obvious that most of /jp/ is completely incapable of ignoring trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anybody be disgusted by lolis :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>5025412
I thought that was a bad idea at first, but i see where your going with it,
It might work actually.