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My life is over /jp/.

Yesterday my dad brought home a new digital camera and he wanted to copy some pictures over to my computer because the family computer is broke. I expect him to plug in the camera and copy the files but no... he has to put in the cd that came with it first to install unnecessary shit but what can I do? Then the worst happened. "ANON GET IN HERE!" I run to my room and apparently the camera program was going through my computer and organizing all my pictures including my yuri and loli, everything. I banged every button on the keyboard to try to stop it and five minutes later when it finally did my dad had seen it all. After that he didn't even speak to me. He just sat there awkwardly until he finished dropping the pictures from the camera onto my desktop. On his way out he turned around and gave me this look it was like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" shook his head and closed the door. I've always hid my powerlevel but it's all over. I haven't left my room since then and it's tomorrow morning and I need to eat.

Has this ever happened to you /jp/? Should I leave my room to get food or wait to see if he works today?

>> No.5015328

What the flying fuck, Anon? Your parents named you Anon?

>> No.5015330

I live alone. Sucks for you.

>> No.5015331

I don't really keep that many pictures, because I feel like my OCD is taking me over if I have too many.

>> No.5015333

Nope because my parents are still in the stone age and take pictures with film.

>> No.5015334

Just continue living casually, such things do not matter.

>> No.5015337

Nope, as I don't live at home.

>> No.5015340

Boy, that's more awkward that stuffing your penis into a freshly cooked apple pie, or super glueing your hands into your dick...

>> No.5015343

No, because my mother is a trekkie and my father is a hypocrite when it comes to sex.

>> No.5015346

This is why you do stuff asked of you on your computer with your family booting it up or shit.

You deserved it.

>> No.5015347

My parents wouldn't even know how to turn my computer on, much less peruse through my unmentionables which I keep in a folder entitled "SYSTEM-DATA_57-B". Also I live alone.

>> No.5015349

Isn't he just relieved that you aren't gay?

>> No.5015352

Hey /jp/, check this out: "Son, I am disappoint."

Heh, heard that in a game once.

>> No.5015355

Everyone in my family has their own laptop.
There's a desktop in the living room, in my little sisters room, and even one in the room I live in when I'm visiting.

I live alone, and I have both a laptop and a desktop.
A scenario like that can never happen to me.

And why even install the shit from the CD that came with the camera anyway?
Just feed the memory card to your computer, and that should be it.

You deserve it.

>> No.5015356

If this is true, I think you need to rar up this collection and share it

>> No.5015359

Facepalm. Your personal computer is like a sanctuary. You don't let other people use it ever. Period. And if there's even a slightly chance of someone getting access to it you should have encrypted all your important data. Learn your lesson.

>> No.5015362

You know what? Unless you had boys love on your shit, I think your dad is probably relieved because at least he now knows you're not gay.

He may think you're a fucking child molester, but "at least he ain't a queer."

Bummer.

>> No.5015364

See your parents about it. Ask why they're so mad about it. Say it's the new modern fetish that every teenager (presuming you are, still living with your parents and all) is into that shit now.

>> No.5015368

>>5015359
>should have encrypted all your important data.
>loli
>important data
What?

>> No.5015369

>loli, yuri
So what's the problem?

>> No.5015373

>>5015359
I've let a select few use mine for brief moment, and usually under supervision.

It's not like they'll get the time alone to go through all my folders anyway.

>> No.5015374

>>5015352

Dammit Rodin, stop browsing /v/. It's not good for you.

>> No.5015375

You should have had that stuff encrypted or stored on an external, removable medium if you're going to allow others to use you computer. Too many programs like to do a full disk search now to risk it.

>> No.5015376

>>5015368
Call it "sensitive data", then.

>> No.5015379

>>5015324
yuri and loli? what thats low stuff... my dad found my hidden collection of CP... het didnt mention anything but the next day asked me if i wanted to go with him and get me a prostitute

>> No.5015381

Install Gentoo. Shitty camera softwares wouldn't run and your family wouldn't know how to use it.

>> No.5015383

>>5015324
That's your own fault for not encrypting your porn and saving it on a family computer.

>> No.5015388

I predict that your dad won't be able to get images of those delicious 2D lolis out of his head, and soon enough he'll come crawling back to your computer for moar.

>> No.5015391

>lives with parent
>use camera app to view pics
>doesn't know how to properly quit a software

>> No.5015392

>>5015383
Maybe if you actually read OP's post..

>> No.5015400

Fascinating.

>> No.5015407

>>5015392
Scratch the last bit in.>>5015383.

>> No.5015410

>>5015324
Yeah thats why you don't let DAD on your PC. Or anyone for that matter.

>> No.5015411

>>5015324
I keep all my porn on an external hard drive.

>> No.5015412

This is your fault and I don't feel sorry for you at all

FAMILY COMPUTER?

MIDDLE OF THE DAY?

IMAGES AREN'T IN A HIDDEN TRUECRYPT ARCHIVE IN SYSTEM32 DISGUISED AS A CRITICAL OS COMPONENT, ONLY ABLE TO BE UNLOCKED BY BIOMETRICS? Or is that last one just me.

>> No.5015414

Never let people touch your PC.

OR

Make separate accounts.

You fucked up.

>> No.5015425

I think you should just act like nothing happened. Just get a snack, go back in your room, and add more pictures to your collection!

>> No.5015426

why the fuck you need to hide your porn? every time someones on my family needs to use my pc, i always warn them there might be porn laying everywhere and ask them to not delet it...

>> No.5015428

>>5015425
This does nothing but make every time you make eye-contact awkward. This is terrible advice.

>> No.5015442

>>5015426
Yeah why the fuck would there be a family that hates niggers or why the fuck would there be a family where they do drugs etc...

Not everyone is your family.

>> No.5015445

>>5015379
Did he say if he wanted to buy you an adult hooker or a loli hooker.

>> No.5015449

Go out of your room and start shouting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! LOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
And then run back to your room after you get your shit.

>> No.5015476

get your own computer? Shit I was like 12 when I got my first PC and that was back in the stone age when Chip's Challenge came standard with your OS

>> No.5015478

>>5015449
What does this accomplish?

>> No.5015481

This is why I just simply don't let my parents or anyone else touch my computer. If they need it for anything, I do it for them.

However, I don't even keep that much H on my comp. I delete most of it after having read it once, and I clean my internet history regularly. And if I do keep something, I at least rename it into something japanese they wouldn't be able to read. Since I still live at home, I'd rather be safe than sorry.

I kinda think you had this coming OP. If your dad needs to use your computer, just tell him that you'll do it for him and send him away until you're done.

>> No.5015523

Look at it this way: he may be upset with you for it, but he's still your dad. You're surely more important to him than some stupid cartoon porn. Christ, it's not like you've committed a crime or hurt anyone. He'll get over it, just give him some time.

>> No.5015539

say its 4 de lulz

>> No.5015566

On the chance that what you are saying is true, anon, I'd not worry that much about it. He'll probably have mostly forgotten about it in a few days anyway. I had a similar experience with my dad when I was like 14 or so. He had tried to install some printer or something on my computer while I was out (he didn't normally use it for any reason really) and I was dumb back then and a bunch of shit showed up in my recent documents. He just casually called me aside later, and asked about it. I froze up and made a shitty excuse (I said I'd probably downloaded some malware and it had been stored in there by some hacker, really retarded excuse, I know, but I was in "oh shit" mode and couldn't think of anything better) that he obviously didn't believe for a second, but it was never mentioned again.

>> No.5015568

Well, now you know not to let other people use your computer.

Put all of it in a Truecrypt volume before he calls the cops on your ass.

>> No.5015572

>>5015324
This is why I bought netbooks for every member of my family and put a family computer in the living room. No one fucks around with my computer. I also imported a G15R2 because it didn't have the character markings for asian language input so the people who do get into my room are like WTF where are the asian characters and get discouraged from using my computer.

>> No.5015582

>>5015572
I kept a really old keyboard for a long time because almost all the keys were rubbed off and just looked like blank black keys... I didn't mind, because I was used to it and don't have to look at them anyway, but most of the time when other people used it they'd get frustrated as hell. Well, not that they did so often, and only ever under my supervision, and after I had opened the program they would need for them, but still...

Finally had to get a new one though 'cause some of the keys stopped responding.

>> No.5015584

>>5015381
Any camera worth its salt is automatically recognized by gphoto.

>> No.5015585

Take some precautions on windows. Thank me later.

[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer]

"ForceClassicControlPanel"=dword:1
"NoDesktopCleanupWizard"=dword:1
"NoFind"=dword:1
"NoInternetIcon"=dword:1
"NoRecentDocsHistory"=dword:1
"NoRecentDocsMenu"=dword:1
"NoRecycleFiles"=dword:1
"NoSharedDocuments"=dword:1
"NoSMBalloonTip"=dword:1
"NoSMHelp"=dword:1
"NoStartMenuMFUprogramsList"=dword:1
"NoThumbnailCache"=dword:1

[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\5.0\Cache\Cookies]

;Disable IE Cookie cache
"CacheLimit"=dword:00000200
"CachePrefix"="NoCookie:"

[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\5.0\Cache\History]

;Disable IE History cache
"CacheLimit"=dword:00000200
"CachePrefix"="NoVisited:"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\policies\system]

;Force classic logon
"LogonType"=dword:0

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\policies\Explorer]

;Disable autoplay for cd-roms
"NoDriveTypeAutoRun"=dword:b5

;Disable auto admin logon
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon]
"AutoAdminLogon"="0"

;Turn off that autocomplete shit
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\AutoComplete]
"AutoSuggest"="No"

[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop]
"AutoEndTasks"="1"
"WaitToKillAppTimeout"="2000"
"MenuShowDelay"="100"
"ScreenSaverIsSecure"="1"

;Remove recycle bin from desktop
[-HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Desktop\NameSpace\{645FF040-
5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}]

>> No.5015592

Okay OP. I know how you can make things right. Well, maybe not right, but better. I guess. In a way.

Anyway - buy a dress and hair accessories or order them online. Be the little girl.

Then surrender your butt to your daddy and enjoy long nights with your father. It's a bit painful the first time, but you'll come to like it. A good piece of advice is to imagine that it's a futa Sakuya that's humping your hole, or some shit like that. You'll learn to like it. Trust me.

Good luck, OP.

>> No.5015620

>>5015381
I lol'd and then got sad because it's true.

>> No.5015624

I guess all you can do now is wait 30 years for your dad to die and then the embarrassment will finally be gone.

>> No.5015634

your dad is a fag
enjoy your 2D

>> No.5015639

>>5015324
LOCK SCREEN WAS MADE FOR SOMETHING
no one can touch my computer if I'm away

>> No.5015642

>>5015411
this

>> No.5015647

Shit. I have my H sprawled all over my machine, some even on my desktop and my documents.

I should start taking some precautionary measures it seems.

>> No.5015660

more trollpasta
>48 posts
/jp/ never will improve, will it?

>> No.5015671

>>5015660

Most of us know that the OP story might not even be true, but don't care, it's still fun to talk about.

>> No.5015676

>>5015568
>>5015412

Volumes are smalltime, especially if you're trying to disguise them. It's pretty easy to tell that that "20 gig blu-ray rip" is actually not a blu-ray rip, and claiming that the data is just corrupt is not going to save you.

Partition would be a better idea. You might get away with claiming it's just unformatted data.

And of course, WDE is your best bet, because applications and your OS leak data like filenames and access times. But any sort of deniability goes out the door with this, since you'll be greeted with a password screen when you boot.

>> No.5015679

>>5015624
No, it's time to man up and beat the shit out of your dad.

>> No.5015687

>>5015676
With truecrypt you can disable the password screen, so it just shows a blinking _ sign thing. (And gives no output as the password is entered.) Alternatively, you can put whatever custom message you want.

>> No.5015710

>>5015687
Yeah, that's true. But then you still have the boot loader giving you away.

Well, unless you destroy it and boot from a rescue disk every time. Of course, the presence of a rescue disk would also give you away.

True plausible deniability is hard to achieve, if it's even possible.

Granted, none of this applies if you're just trying to hide it from typical technophobic people, like relatives.

>> No.5015738

If parents saw my porn they would do noting my dad asumed I have porn since I was 12, but never gotten into it till 19 theres something wrong here, and I have a normal fag friend that like searching for porn on people computer it's not like hes any better he tries to hard be a normal fag.

>> No.5015754
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5015754

Tough luck, op.
but if you are here to stay, more emberessing stuff gonna happen to ya. get over it, grow a pair.

>> No.5015765

>>5015710
Well yeah, I was just saying that for deniability from family and stuff. Obviously if someone analyzes the disk they'll see the bootloader. But that's only really relevant if you've got law enforcement in the equation, and courts have ruled that at least in the US, they cannot force you to surrender the key. (In the UK they can, though, and you can be punished for not giving it to them, even if no other crimes are found.)

>> No.5015776
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5015776

This cannot happen to me. I set up Trusted Solaris on all computers at home. That way I strictly control who may access or use anything. Feels good man.

>> No.5015781

>>5015710
>True plausible deniability is hard to achieve, if it's even possible.
"I forgot the password"

>> No.5015790

>>5015781
Rubber-hose cryptanalysis will defeat that pretty quickly.

>> No.5015795

>>5015324
Never heard of "Alt + F4" or "Ctrl + Alt + Del?"

>> No.5015798

>>5015790
Only in Amerikkkan prison camps.

>> No.5015800

>>5015671
Yeah it sure is fun to see retards acting like retards.

>> No.5015808

My mother still believes that porn will corrupt me or some crap.

Also if people do use my computer I watch over them like a vulture to makes sure they don't try to pull any bullshit.

>> No.5015815

>>5015379
Details please. Assuming you're not joking.

>> No.5015821

I'm not ashamed about what I like so I wouldn't see the big deal here.

>> No.5015843

There are worse things to find on one's PC OP, consider yourself lucky.

>> No.5015855

Dude just go downstairs and pretend like nothing happened. This one time my dad walked in when I was watching porn and he just closed the door and walked out. The next morning he didn't mention it at all, and he never has. But then again I wasn't watching anything deviant.

>> No.5015863

>>5015855

There's no reason for a dad to get upset over his son viewing regular porn, but this is different because it was pedo porn.

>> No.5015867

get some food

>> No.5015869

>>5015863
it's was lolicon and not pedo porn.

>> No.5015871

>>5015869
same thing

>> No.5015873

>>5015871
it's not.

One is mere fantasy and the other one is reality. There is a huge difference in that.

>> No.5015874
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5015874

I have all of my illegal files stored in a 30+ (unique character) encrypted volume stored in Share P2P's cache folder. Not even the Feds could get me at this point.

If someone was to find my stash I'd go to jail for a LONG time.

>> No.5015877

>>5015869
>>5015871
>>5015873

Oh god, now you've done it. We will have over 200 responses if people feel like it.

>> No.5015879

>>5015863
Well, it could've been gay furry porn. Which happened to an acquaintance of mine. Thankfully the most deviant fetish I have is incest.

>> No.5015881

>>5015874
you should share your stuff with your internet comrades.

>> No.5015884

>>5015871
Only if you live in the UK.

>> No.5015886

These threads terrify me. Not so much because I don't want my porn to be found but because my dad would beat the shit out of me for anything animu related.

>> No.5015889

>>5015879
incest is the purest form of love.

>> No.5015898

>>5015879
How can one tell whether it's incest or not from the image?

>> No.5015902

I dont usually save loli and general porn to my PC because I am not a faggot. That's why -boorus and porn sites are for.

>> No.5015905

>>5015869
>>5015871
>>5015873
Don't even go there guys. To us lolicon is NOT the same thing as pedophilia, but to our parents it IS. Depending on where you live e.g., UK, Canada, or Australia you might go to jail for it.

>> No.5015912

>>5015881
50GB. Not joking. It's too big to share at this point.

>> No.5015916

>>5015912
Oh, that reminds me that I have a 120GB+ torrent of loli to download

>> No.5015917

since my /jp/ folder is the same one as my old /b/ folder, there is plenty of stupid/funny pics in there and I can just claim to my dad that those pics are for comic value, and that it is 2010 and he needs to stop being so fucking uptight about porn/sex.

Then again I'm 31 and my dad is 65 so it's not like we haven't had awkward moments like him walking in on me masturbating before.

>> No.5015919

The reverse actually happened to me a few years ago. I installed Picasa or something similar on my father's computer and all his porn was found and sorted. So you don't get the wrong idea, it was just some boring stuff and I never mentioned it to my dad.

>> No.5015920

>>5015917
You're living with your parents at 31? ಠ_ಠ

>> No.5015925

>>5015873
i have to argee

>> No.5015936

>>5015920

Dear anon-kun~ let me remind you that we are on /jp/

>> No.5015939

>>5015920
Problem, weekendfag?
Hell, I would crown him as the best poster of this shithole but he has yet to beat Charlie Manson and the SoaSE dude.

>> No.5015941

>>5015936
I assumed most of us were just college level failures and not actual failures

>> No.5015948

if you haven't hidden it would less traumatic

i have an oppai mousepad on my cushion, and a dakimakura on the bed, and my father's companion make my bed everyday, with a loli posters around my bed

yukkurishite ne....
take it easy

and just live your normal life, one time i havent calculated that a converter send the video in loop after converting and i went out to eat, my parents went back before me, and the video was a eroanime... (and i had the speaker activated and loud)

lulz

just make them lost any hope on you (on that things) and everything will be ok

>> No.5015956

>>5015948

oh yeah, we are a chinese family, and i love japan

>> No.5015964

>>5015948
You have nice parents. Please let them adopt me.

>> No.5015968

>>5015948
You are a remarkable person if this is true,

>> No.5015973

>>5015956
>>5015964
>>5015968
Oh give me a break, he's not that amazing, he's chinese. His parents expect perversion almost as much as japanese.

>> No.5015980

>>5015948
>>5015956
Can I be your brother?

>> No.5015981

>>5015973
I never said he is amazing haha, I just want to have parents like that too.

>> No.5016019
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5016019

>>5015884
I have bad news for you[red = you are fucked]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors

OTOH. My country is ok with drawn CP. SWEEET.

>> No.5016022

>>5015941
Implying living with your parents at 30 years old is a failure. At least he saves money and I assume he takes care of his parents.

>> No.5016024

what, your dad expected you to be gay like him? Sorry for his loss. This is why you keep your shit online.

>> No.5016030

>>5016019
Oh fuck it, I'm moving to France. Or Italy.

>> No.5016031

Is legal in my country?
So I could legally host a translation patch about a straight shota VN without risk? WOW.

>> No.5016032

>>5016019

my touhou doujins say all the girls are 18+ so it's okay.

>> No.5016036

>>5016022
>Implying
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.5016041

>>5016019
I didn't know Argentina was against it. And what does the orange ones mean?

>> No.5016043
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5016043

>>5015973
nah, i only pushed on that thing, normally they are pretty strict but i persevered

also here the photo of my room
sorry for the quality but my sister took my camera...

and i live in italy

>> No.5016046

Einstein (I think), a truly intelligent person is someone who can live without working, and sleep as long as they want. (Paraphrasing from memory, so wording may have been slightly different.)

So we TRUENEETS are all geniuses!

>> No.5016050

>>5016019
>Germany not red
Cool credibility, bro

>> No.5016052

>>5016041
Unclear/changing

>> No.5016059

>>5016043
oh shi-
sorry it was a REALLY bed photo, i guess i have to change phone...

>> No.5016064

>>5016052
>changing

Ah fuck no, they can't do that with Japan. It's like our heart.

>> No.5016065

>>5016043
You're still an alright guy in my book.

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5016066

>>5016031
Theoretically, you still can be busted for copyright infringement. AFAIR translating without permission is no-no in international law. But picrelated about such international laws.

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5016069

>>5015917
>>5015920
the boy is aged thirty
he has a fever
He is lying on the coach at his parents home

yes, he is thirty
he has a fever
He is returning to his jouvanile room

Mother come and says, "Drink something warm"
He gets mad, and says, "No, not now"
He looks at his familiar bookcase
The stories that have shaped his life

Hurry now, and bandage my heart
before the lullaby song
and tell me about the kid that i was
How i danced in the first rain of spring

>> No.5016074

>>5016066
If I remember correctly, laws in my country protect me as long as I don't make profit out of it.

>> No.5016087

>50GB. Not joking. It's too big to share at this point.

I know. Porn just grows exponentially on the computer. 232 GB random comics here. And that is not counting normal images or CG.

>> No.5016093

>>5015874
You've just told us there are no duplicate characters in your password, way to cut down the field of analysis.

>> No.5016127

>>5016019
I'm a Swefag and what is this. I've never heard of any loliban.

>> No.5016128

>>5016043
Pretty sure this is a screen-capture from The Grifter movie.

>> No.5016137 [DELETED] 

>>5016087
The new jp-penis meassurement in terms of ero ammounts shall be: "How much have you fapped to?"

Instead of boasting on the ammount you've been able to store on your terrabyte drives, you must fap to it if to determine its worth anything at all.

>> No.5016144

>>5016087
The new jp-penis meassurement in terms of ero ammounts shall be: "How much have you fapped to?"

Instead of boasting on the ammount you've been able to store on your terrabyte drives, you must fap to it to settle its worth.

>> No.5016151

>>5016019
Well, at least the frosty moe region does not enforce it. Canada has guys producing loli, and translating it for profit, with no ramifications.

>> No.5016156

>>5016144
On second thought, I'm pretty sure most /jp/ users treassure their free storage space too much to store anything unworthy of one's interests.

>> No.5016169

>>5016137

Yea, it is just my "stamp" collection. It isn't meant to be a power level.

>> No.5016170

I can't believe no one's said it yet...

Pics or it never happened.

>> No.5016172

nope my parents dont come to my room at all, and have never used any of my computers
they have their own laptops + one desktop anyway

>> No.5016181

I bet OP is underage.

>> No.5016182

This happened with my sisters YEARS ago and luckily she found some 3D porn since I had my 2D on CDs.

>> No.5016185

>>5016170
what pics? the pics his dad put on his pc, the pics his dad found, or pics of some old man looking in loli and yuri with weird face? the first two prove nothing, and the last can be forged.

>> No.5016206
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So, dear OP, it's time to introduce your waifu to your parents. Do not forget to ask for marriage portions.

>> No.5016214

>>5015916
its 136gb
... been downloading it for 1w2d straight and only 60% done

>> No.5016217

>>5016169
Sorry about post deletion, I felt too inclined to edit some durrish writing mistakes.

I'm on 60-70GB, which contain 50GB unsorted/unchecked batch material.

>> No.5016225

>>5016214
Yeah that's the one. But I unchecked many things like futa and "not-so-loli" stuff. So it ended up being 120 Gb

>> No.5016235

Why would you let anyone use your computer unsupervised anyway?

>> No.5016237

This thread is a bit weird.

OP doesn't want to face his dad again, because his dad saw his porn, which was not of the kind he'd approve?

Why wouldn't you go out of your room or eat because of that or consider your life to be 'over'? I'd imagine talking with your dad would be awkward for some time, but why should other things change?

I've actually accidentally saw the browsing history my dad had in his browser on his work computer, and when I jokingly asked about it, he blamed it on a certain co-worker (which wouldn't visit silly porn sites, as he already had a large HDD allocated for such crap, on a shared remote server, which mostly everyone except my dad knew about. That was a good laugh.)

I'd feel slightly awkward if my parents saw my porn, especially since I have a lot of hentai, but I wouldn't give it that much thought. People can have a variety of fetishes, some of which can be weird to other people, and I learned to never judge anyone for their fetishes as that's their private business. Judging someone for what porn they prefer shows a lack of understanding of human nature and is puritanical. However, I don't let anyone use my computers without my permission and without my supervision. In the very rare ocasion that I have to let anyone else use my computer without supervision, I log them into a very locked down account which doesn't have access to most of my storage to prevent surprises, maintain my privacy and prevent damage to my files.

>> No.5016250

My father has asked me since I was a teenager if I've got any girlfriends, or girls I'm interested in. I've always told him no, to both questions. He probably thought I was gay, so the question subtly changed from "any girls" to "anyone". I still answered "no".

I'm 24 right now. My dad jokingly brings up the subject again, and I tell him I actually do have feelings for a girl right now. He's half shocked for a second, then smiles and asks if I'm pulling his leg. I tell him I'm serious, and that I actually do like a girl right now. So he pats my back and asks who the lucky girl is.

I say her name, and he scratches his chin for a second before asking me to repeat myself. I tell him again, and he responds with "do I know her?"

I shake my head, because there would be no way he knows her. So I decide to pull up a picture from my computer for him. At first he laughs and pats my back, when he sees that I'm not laughing, he kills off his own laughter and noticeably does that "eh..ahaha..um..." thing that people do in an awkward situation. He pats my back, says "good luck, boy" and turns away to walk back to the living room.

Have you told your family about your waifu yet? How did they react?

>> No.5016255

>>5016250
Family and waifu should stay away from each other.

>> No.5016260

>>5016237
>Why wouldn't you go out of your room or eat because of that or consider your life to be 'over'?

Because like starvation victims returning to Earth as hungry ghosts, if he kills himself over his 2D porn he'll return as the little girl

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>>5016250
lol

>> No.5016275

>>5016250
Nice copy pasta there.

>> No.5016279

>>5016255
>>5016263
Stop replying to copypasta, you idiots.

>> No.5016328

>>5016279
'idiots' and 'replayers to copypaste' are not necessary the same.
stop misusing words, theistfag.

>> No.5016339

"Ple-please be gentle anon-kun... this is ... no, don't look there! ..."
Computer-chan leds turn red with embarrassment as I remove her tiny childish case. Her alluring private parts are spread before me; I move my crotch near it and feel the hot temperature through my pants... I can't hold on any longer. I rip apart my clothes and grab my erect member, plump with blood and ready to explode at any moment.
Computer-chan sees this gasps, and avoiding eyecontact, she speaks in a soft, almost inaudible and extremely embarrassed voice
"...it's okay to p-put it in my c-cpu fan..."
I'm way over my limit. I violently push my member against her precious chip. I know the fan will rip my cock apart in a matter of seconds, but my pelvis thrust forward without my consent.
I feel an incredible burning sensation, as if the top of my cock is melting against the CPU; it's too much. I ejaculate right away, unloading thousands of gygabites of my nut data into her processor, my orgasm overflowing my senses.
Unfortunately my burning cock is shred to pieces while I continue to cum. Blood and semen splatter everywhere inside the case, and I feel a horrifying buzzing and painful shock coming into my body through my penis. I am getting electrocuted. I am going to die, and I'm going to die while shortcutting the one I love. My body feels numb now, and my consciousness begins to fade. As I draw my last breath, I can hear Computer-chan's painful voice. She's dying too.
"I love you, anon-kun"
We embrace in our final moments, and suddenly my mom comes in without knocking, ruining the mood completely. This is the worst. I die in shame.

Bad end #4

>> No.5016344

>>5016328
>replayers to copypaste
:I

>> No.5016351

>>5016328
Yeah idiots occasionally exercise common sense.

>> No.5016359

>>5016344
>:|
get out.
thank you haters for preparing the ground to replies like those

>> No.5016363

>>5016359
>replayers to copypaste

>> No.5016366

>>5016351
...So, how many times have you replied to a copypaste?
not less than 10, I'm sure.

>> No.5016382

>>5016366
Far too many times to count.

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>>5016363
>greentext

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>>5016366

>> No.5016397

>>5016383
That's not greentext, that's just him quoting you.

Oh, sorry:
>I can't come up with something to cover my stupidity, but I have to have the last word, always.

>> No.5016402

>>5016383
It's called "browntext" you newfag.

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>>5016393

>>5016397
>I can't come up with something to cover my stupidity, but I have to have the last word, always.

>> No.5016412

>>5016402
Yellow text....

>> No.5016428

Posting recent copy pasta sure is gamefags.

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>>5016411
I keep hoping you'll realize that this post is really awful and stop making bad posts, but you're doing a good job of proving me wrong.

>> No.5016434

Aaaaaand back to the topic, my beloved waeboos. My advice to the OP is to tell your dad, that you will star working in kindergarten, take photos of his face when he hears this. Fap them afterward.

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>>5016429
How can i prove your point if you don't have any?

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>>5016434
no! this thread is mine!

>> No.5016449

>>5016439
please stop posting/go away/fuck off forever (chose one)

>> No.5016452

The fuck man, your parents don't know about your loli?
Where the fuck do you live, Texas?

>> No.5016465

>>5016434
>>5016444
fine, fine

>>5016449
>I can't come up with something to cover my stupidity, but I have to have the last word, always.

well if you must. seeya.

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it's still green fags

>> No.5016678

>>5016666
there's still red 120 and blue 82 on it fag

>> No.5016701

>>5016678
on the green spectrum fag

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>still saves porn to solid state media

>> No.5016773

I'm open with my parents about my otaku tastes.

>> No.5016856

>>5015411
This.

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