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5015103 No.5015103 [Reply] [Original]

>Go on instant messenger
>Girl messages me
>Girl: "Hey u watch anime right?"
>Me: "Yeah, I do. They are enjoyable."
>Girl: "Lol they are such a waste of tiiime"
>Me: "Mate, everything is a waste of time. All leisure activities are pointless. Hell, even those parties and movies you obsess about are pointless."
>Girl: "Lol at least u achieve somthing w/ them"

Seriously, /jp/...

I always forget people are this retarded.

>> No.5015107

QUALITY THREAD
...

>> No.5015109

very nice thread!
NOT

>> No.5015111

>>5015107
Hello backseat mod dummy.

>> No.5015113

>>5015107
QUALITY POST

>> No.5015118
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5015118

Gee, its like I just saw almost exactly the same copypasta on /v/ not a few moments ago!

>> No.5015120

>Lol at least u achieve somthing w/ them

Oh wait, it's the truth.

>> No.5015121

Sure is copypasta in here.
On that note, reported. Enjoy your're ban.

>> No.5015122

>parties
>achive something
Probably whoring herself out

>> No.5015124

>>5015118
What the fuck were you doing on /v/?

>> No.5015129

>>5015124

browsing the only decent board on 4chan, obviously

>> No.5015131

Pretty much everyone is this stupid nowadays, OP.

>> No.5015138
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5015138

>>5015124
Talking about video games of course, you big silly

>> No.5015144

>>5015118
>>5015138
OP?

>> No.5015147

>>5015129
I prefer /g/.

>> No.5015150

>>5015144
No, I was just copying shitty threads from other boards to troll. This faggot seriously goes to /v/.

>> No.5015152

>>5015150
learn what that word means, please

>> No.5015154
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5015154

>>5015152

>> No.5015157

>>5015154
I have no idea, but something about this image makes me crack up.

>> No.5015160

>>5015154
you're mad because i'm trying to correct your stupidity

>> No.5015161

>"Lol at least u achieve somthing w/ them"
That's where you're supposed to ask what.

>> No.5015162
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>>5015154

>> No.5015170
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5015170

and people say saten threads are bad.

reporting everyone in this thread.

>> No.5015171

>>5015161
she'd probably say something like "meting ppls n stuff LOL"
>>5015170
thanks SHiN

>> No.5015172

>>5015170
You posted in here too, smarty pants.

>> No.5015175
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>>5015170

>> No.5015178

If you are a girl you achieve getting fucked by one of the drunks so of course it's much better than enjoying an anime instead.

>> No.5015184

>>5015178
What if I put the pleasure of enjoying a show or a book before the pleasure of jamming something in a warm and slightly moist hole?

>> No.5015187

>>5015184
What if the earth orbits my dick?

>> No.5015193

>>5015187
Then I'd have to say your dick must be the densest body in the universe.

>> No.5015194

I bet the girl mentioned in OP's post is a twitard.

>> No.5015196
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5015196

OP, you browse /jp/ and still go out and talk to people?
GET OUT OF /jp/
You are a disgrace to this board. No one posts on /jp/ unless he is a true NEET/Hikkikomori.
Seriously, just go back to /v/ or /b/.
Reported.

>> No.5015200

Sure is normalfaggotry there, OP.

>> No.5015202

>>5015196

REPORTED FOR IMPROPER REPORTING

>> No.5015206

>>5015184

Then you fail to spread your genes.

I mean, looking at it from an animal standpoint, the pleasure of cumming inside should be your ultimate pleasure. Your body should tell you in no uncertain terms YES, DO THAT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. Why? Because that's what continues the species.

Granted, plowing some 3DPD is not a particularly intellectual pursuit, and you may gain far more intellectual satisfaction from animu and VN's and what have you. However, from a pleasure standpoint your body should tell you that "cumming balls deep in some slut" is the way to go.

How you decide to balance those two pursuits is up to you.

>> No.5015215

>>5015193

That's not quite true. His post simply implies that his dick is only producing a sufficient gravitational force to have the earth orbit it. There are plenty of things that have a larger mass than the earth.

>> No.5015219

"For each their own"

That's my philosophy and it should be everyone else's philosophy too. Yes, I do realize the irony behind that statement.

>> No.5015236

>>5015206
Even Epicure classified bodily pleasures as lower than intellectual ones.
To prioritize one over the other is just logical.
Sex has costs and no benefits while reading has benefits and nearly no costs. The choice is easily made.

>> No.5015239

Why did she message you just to troll?

Block that bitch.

>> No.5015244

>>5015215

The joke was that since his penis is tiny, it has to be very dense to have sufficient mass to keep the earth in orbit.

>> No.5015249

>>5015206
But there is a fine difference between continuing the species and overpropagating. There are already 6 billion+ humans on this forsaken fucking rock we call a planet. Do we honestly need to further strain our resources?

>> No.5015252

>>5015236
This is probably why nations filled with smart people have population problems.

>> No.5015257

lol u watch animnu OP?!?!?!?

>> No.5015259

>>5015249
The Malthusian argument has been disproven time and time again. Earth has enough resources to accomodate for double of that easily. Not to mention that more people increases an economy's abilities which in turn raises living standards and lowers birthrate.

>> No.5015262

>>5015249
I am pretty sure there is no real shortage of vital resources in the world. They just aren't spread throughout the world evenly.

>> No.5015271

>>5015259
>Not to mention that more people increases an economy's abilities which in turn raises living standards and lowers birthrate.
A higher population also results in higher pollution. More airborne and water contamination, more disease, etc.

>> No.5015277

/jp/ - shit posting and thread grading

>> No.5015289

>>5015277
I see some mature discussion about humanity and the world population. It's not something to be regarded as "shitposting" and "thread degrading".
So OP, you are mad because your thread is derailed, huh?

>> No.5015292

>>5015252

And its why third world shitholes are overpopulated, everyone is all GIBE SEX PLOX HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUH and since they're mentally retarded, pass the time by fucking.

It's a sad day when intellectuals think of sex as a "necessary evil." I mean, I've read many books but only had sex with a few women (and never reproduced as of yet) so I guess I can't really criticize too much. (Inb4 getout un-virgin) It's just sad though, because it means the inevitable death of intellectualism- it means we're eventually going to get squeezed out by the retarded masses because we think books are cooler than some nasty freakin' with that hot librarian.

>> No.5015302

There's no point in anything we do. Your 'intellectual' goals are just as important as those that 'breeders' have.

>> No.5015314

>>5015289
OP here. Not me and you're welcome to discuss whatever you like in my thread.

>> No.5015317

>>5015292
Unless they figure out cloning for real.

>> No.5015321

>>5015271
All of which are reduced by the economic progress that comes with a higher population.

>> No.5015322

>>5015302

The unbearable lightness of being.

What a boner killer.

>> No.5015329

Breeding is something one does for one's species. Having a child brings me no personal profit.
Therefore, by maximizing my own profit, I'll be as selfish as I can.
Most likely, the benefits of this to society are higher than those entrailed by the birth of a child.

>> No.5015360

>>5015196
>No one posts on /jp/ unless he is a true NEET/Hikkikomori.
Not everyone is pathetic as you. Sorry. We can enjoy visual novels and Touhou without the need to post threads about stimulating our rectum like you do. You should get out, Tim.

>> No.5015365

>>5015360
Fucking this. Fuck cliques.

>> No.5015378

Thread takes another turn for the troll.

>> No.5015382

>>5015360
>>5015365
There are plenty of sites for normalfags such as yourselves.

All we have is this one board.

>> No.5015387

>>5015360
Sorry newfriend, /v/ is where you should belong. The "we" you said is just a clusters of new users from /v/ and /a/ who don't know about the sub-culture of /jp/ and think that you guys can "enjoy visual novels and Touhou". It's true that you can discuss eroge and Touhou here, but just don't think you own this board. /jp/ is for the true NEET/Hikkomori, the true master race of the internet.

>> No.5015390

>>5015382
Plenty of other anonymous image boards for visual novels and Touhou with as much traffic as /jp/? Yeah, no. Go shit on your floor.

>> No.5015404

>>5015387
>>5015382
Well how funny. This topic is discussing "our" hatred for normal people, and is therefore on topic.

>> No.5015405

>>5015387
>but just don't think you own this board.
It seems you assume you in fact own this board, simply because you shit on your floor. NEET/Hikikomori are destroying /jp/. Go get a job you fucking hippies. It isn't THAT hard.

>> No.5015409

>>5015390
You can go discuss them on Facebook for all I care.

Isn't that what you normalfags usually do?

>> No.5015417

>>5015409
No. It's quite obvious all the 'normalfag' haters are just you samefagging. Stop being so mad and get out of the house you lazy shit.

>> No.5015423

get out normalfag devs
go fuck your girlfriends or something

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5015424

>every post in this thread

>> No.5015435

>>5015423
I am not a 'normalfag', nor do I have a girlfriend. I think I've said enough, you faggots just take this being a shut-in to the extremes. How fucking hard is it to have a few friends, have a job, have aspirations? You guys are fucking pathetic.

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>>5015424
...they reverse trolling.

>> No.5015444

>>5015435
NORMALFAG NORMALFAG NORMALFAG

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>>5015444
Lol u mad that he's got you and there's nothing you can do about it son?

>> No.5015458

>>5015451
YOU'RE MAD BECAUSE YOURE A NORMALFAG AND YOU DONT BELONG HERE AND YOU ARE GETTING TOLD TO GET OUT OF /jp/ FUCK OFF NORMALFAG

>> No.5015463

>>5015444
You're a useless contribution to this board I see.

>> No.5015467

>>5015451
It seems he is simply mad, as you say. non-NEET/Hikokomori wins again!

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>>5015458
U mad~ U very mad~ U so mad I can boil tea from your rage~

>> No.5015475

>>5015463
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>> No.5015479

>>5015435
You need to learn to accept the fact that all people are different. Some genuinely DON'T want friends or a job.

Looking down on people is the essence of normalfagness.

>> No.5015482

>>5015475
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC3IkgwTvuE

>> No.5015485

>>5015435
Wow wow wow, hold your rage newfriend. I in fact do have a job and aspirations. It's just that I want to take it easy all days, so as the other /jp/ers/, so I choose to be a hikkikomori. I'm just so lazy that I hardly ever go out as it require me to go out, so I only order catered food and exchange details about my job through the internet. And I do not defecate on the floor either since I also have a toilet in my apartment.

>> No.5015487

Whole thread was unlimited troll works.

>> No.5015489

>>5015463
Like this board is worth shit, normalfag.

>> No.5015492

>>5015479
That goes both ways you dumbarse. You shouldn't be ostracizing "normal" people who like Touhou and VNs.

>> No.5015494

>>5015479
>Looking down on people is the essence of normalfagness
I don't look down on people. I dislike when people boast or call others out on not being a NEET/Hikikomori. That is why I started this whole argument, bub.
>No one posts on /jp/ unless he is a true NEET/Hikkikomori.
That is what started it all.
>>5015475
Wow. It's like you're actually mad.

>> No.5015495

ITT: Butthurt hikkis and trolls trolling trolls.

>> No.5015499

YOU ALL MAD BECAUSE I TOLD YOU ARE
YOURE FAG STATUS IS :TOLD
OWNED NERDS READ THIS PSOT IF YOURE AN ANGRY VIRGIN NORMALFAG NERD
AHAHAH YOURE ALL MAD *sits back and sips milk from wine glass*

>> No.5015505
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5015505

sure is butthurt around here

>> No.5015506

>>5015485
That's nice. But I am not mad as you claim. I just dislike it when others feel the need to shun away users on this board who aren't NEET/Hiki, calling them 'normalfags' for not shitting on the floor, using sex toys and shaving their legs to become a little girl.

>> No.5015507

>>5015499
You fail as a troll son. Get out of /jp/. You're a disgrace to us all.

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>>5015499

>> No.5015510
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5015510

>leave thread here for an hour
>see all these reported posts
>f5 page
>all of them still there

>> No.5015513

>>5015492
At least we don't shove normalfags' throats, telling them to quit their jobs/school, get a 2D waifu, be a hikki, play Touhou and VNs like world peace is depends on it.

>> No.5015514

>>5015507
you dont even know what that word means, kid go back to /v/ and post misnamed reacting pictures

>> No.5015516
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5015516

What in the shit?

>> No.5015517

>>5015510
You do realize that reporting does nothing right?

>> No.5015518

>>5015487
>troll
Everyone claiming I'm a troll should stop being so angry and in denial. Claiming someone is a troll is just a retarded way of denying an opinion superior to your own.

>> No.5015525

>>5015513
>At least we don't shove normalfags' throats, telling them to quit their jobs/school, get a 2D waifu, be a hikki, play Touhou and VNs like world peace is depends on it.
Actually, you do. As I said, this is what started the argument. Someone shunning a user because he is not as pathetic as him.

>> No.5015529

>>5015517

Yeah, I kinda do.

>> No.5015530

>>5015514
I'm pretty sure as hell you do but you suck at it so bad that it makes me laugh reading your posts buddy.

>> No.5015531

>>5015518
this so much

oh and so many people responding seriously to kopipe
summer has finally arrived

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5015534

Y'ALL MAD

>> No.5015540

>>5015513
And at least I don't rage endlessly at "normalfags" who like Lenfried, or have girlfriends.

>> No.5015541

>>5015531
>agreeing with me
You know this was directed at you as well, right?

>> No.5015542

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>>5015534

>> No.5015545
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5015545

check out these doubles

>> No.5015546

>>5015530
tahts the joke

>> No.5015547

>>5015518
>Claiming someone is a troll is just a retarded way of denying an opinion superior to your own.
>an opinion superior to your own
Okay, I kinda chuckled.

>>5015525
>Actually, you do.
Said someone who told /jp/ to get a job, have aspirations, fuck women, etc.

>> No.5015556

IHBT

>> No.5015557

>>5015541
ctrl+f
search for the word "troll"
find how many times I said that word

>> No.5015560

>>5015547
>Said someone who told /jp/ to get a job, have aspirations, fuck women, etc.
This is a fair point, I did say that, right? Regardless, I don't shun users for how they live their lives, as the first person I responded to did.

>> No.5015561

What the fuck, /jp/?

>> No.5015563
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5015563

This is a /v/-level green text thread with over 100 replies. What the fuck has happened to /jp/ recently?

>> No.5015564

>>5015542
At least we don't invade normalfag sites and tell them how disgusting they are for liking 3D.

This is our home, you can go somewhere else.

>> No.5015570

>>5015557

yea sure im gonna trust your shit and get some virus or something else

>> No.5015578

>>5015564
>This is our home
Again, you think that everyone on this board is like you. You are wrong. A lot of people do it as a joke. People saying they shit on the floor is a joke. But people like you are the kind that post in the shaving your legs threads. Not everyone on this board is like you, Billy.

>> No.5015579

>>5015564
Just why are you attacking the guy who is amused by this saga?

>>5015563
No, community discussion is worth having.

>> No.5015580

>>5015561
What can I do? The newfags keep coming in at this hours so I have to keep up the conversations with them. Even though I stated that this is a quality thread from the first post, no one believed me and still want to continue it and now this is indeed a QUALITY THREAD.

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HURR LOOK AT ME, I USE SAGE PROPERLY

>> No.5015593

>>5015560
Therefore, 'shunning other users for not being a NEET/hikki' is also a fair point. There are just people who don't want certain kinds of people in their clique. The said person may be in this clique, but being obnoxious about it pisses people off.

Learn to be discreet, normalfag.

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>> No.5015600

>>5015593
Thanks for the quality post. At least it wasn't filled with mad.

>> No.5015601

>>5015591
Ashikaga_Chousin_taking_a_dump.jpg

>> No.5015613

I think I realized how /v/ posters work
here on /jp/ we all think "at least i'm not a weeaboo faggot like the rest of the people here"
on /v/ it must be something like "at least i'm not a mad faggot like the rest of the people here hahah you all mad"
it works like that i think

>> No.5015615

>117 replies
>>5015103
Guys, this is so fucking obviously an OP for a troll thread, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.5015617

>>5015601
Go back to /v/

Not just you. All of you.

>> No.5015625

>>5015615
see
>>5015580

>> No.5015692

>Thanks for your request.
>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
>This thread has been requested 3 times now.

>> No.5015718

I should browse /jp/, there's bound to be a good thread about one of the visual novels released lately

>no LB thread
>no ef thread
>no MuvLuv thread
>...girl... 122 replies and 20 image replies ommitted

What the fuck is the point of this board anymore, you've become /r9k/ with Touhou imagedumps.

>> No.5015739

>>5015718
The people who want to talk about things are sick of the "True NEET" bullshit.

>> No.5015750

I guess I can post this.
LOL EPIC TROLL HUEHUEHUEHUE.

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