What have you achieved?

[Janced Lack !!ENpq3bnGrMi No.]

None of you will ever amount to anything in life.

Look at me. I am the most famous person to have ever graced the Internet with his presence. I am intellectual, super rich, educated and charming.

You on the other hand are fat, unlikely to succeed in life, and have nothing to make you sleep at night other than your waifus.

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

I am an aikido master
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I conquered the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Feel good man.
You will never taste the pleasure of escapism.

[Janced Lack !!ENpq3bnGrMi No.]

>>5008602
>escapism

I live the life that you escape into in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008594
You remind me of a tripfag...
Lanced Jack was his name IIRC?
Now that guy was famous.
Copycats are lame, bro.

[VanDarkholme !Fm1nltMd1. No.]

I think that I'm actually sometimes pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008606
Unless you are a girl with a frill dress that can fly in Gensokyo shooting bullets, no.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had saved your photo so I could spam this thread with it until you leave.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Janced Lack !!ENpq3bnGrMi No.]

>>5008610
I might very well be.

At least I will be able to say, "I tried" when I am judged before the Christian God at my 404.

What will you say?

"I am too shy to live my life"? Prepare to be sent to hell.

[Satorin Komeiji !!2iqYZrZ3IOK No.]

Tripfag circle jerk thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008618
...What?

[Anonymous No.]

reported for useless thread and lucky shit

[Janced Lack !!ENpq3bnGrMi No.]

>>5008622
Real Life escapists, people who give in to temptation of foreign material (Japanese anime), will be sent straight to hell.

I was raised in a Christian society and home schooled by my father, a priest.

I know what will happen once we die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008626
...What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008603
I am a Wing Chun master
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in the World.

A Wing Chun practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the quick, smooth and agile moves and quick jabs, the Wing Chun practitioner beat down his opponents mercilessly.

A fearsome martial arts it is as can be testified by the Japanese general that was beaten by a Wing Chun master during WW2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5008626

You should stick to trolling /v/.