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Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:46:22 2010 No.5007479 [Reply] [Original]

One day after one of your rare excursions outside of your home you return to find Sakuya sitting on your steps with a tea set.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:47:22 2010 No.5007481 File: 17 KB, 251x251, shotgun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:48:22 2010 No.5007484 I wake up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:48:22 2010 No.5007489 But I have no stairs in my house. 10bux.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:48:22 2010 No.5007485 >>5007481 She'd stop time before the pellets even hit her

>>	RodgeDodge Fri Apr 30 07:48:22 2010 No.5007487 [x] rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:49:22 2010 No.5007490 >>5007485 >implying human reaction time is that fast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:50:22 2010 No.5007495 >>5007490 OH YOU

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:51:22 2010 No.5007499 File: 1.32 MB, 1920x1200, 1261838856947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It leads to this scene

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:51:22 2010 No.5007500 File: 373 KB, 761x1000, 1246799067352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x]Have my tea and enjoy her company, masturbate elegantly to the whole experience after she leaves, cry myself for hours afterwards. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:52:22 2010 No.5007506 >>5007490 >implying Sakuya is on the same par with a fat neckbeard as a human.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:54:22 2010 No.5007512 >>5007506 But I'm using VATS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:55:22 2010 No.5007515 >>5007500 How do you masturbate elegantly? By its very nature its a dirty sinful thing to do.

>>	Fri Apr 30 07:56:22 2010 No.5007517 >>5007515 with his pinky finger extended, duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:57:22 2010 No.5007519 >>5007515 Extend your pinky while stroking your penis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:57:22 2010 No.5007518 >>5007515 Religiousfag, out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 07:58:22 2010 No.5007522 >>5007515 It's only dirty if you aren't circumcised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:00:22 2010 No.5007525 >>5007518 Most visual novels refer to it as such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:05:22 2010 No.5007533 >>5007479 Ask her who she is and what she's doing on my steps. Depending on her answer I'll either ask her to leave or invite her inside for a continued discussion. :3

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:07:22 2010 No.5007537 Well duh. Drink tea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:09:22 2010 No.5007540 >>5007479 I ask her to open the windows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:14:22 2010 No.5007556 File: 29 KB, 191x224, StBsc52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5007490 Phft. Sakuya can dodge before Aya can fully depress the shot button.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:19:22 2010 No.5007566 Request a demonstration of her decantering skills.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:22:22 2010 No.5007570 I put on my robe and wizard hat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:27:22 2010 No.5007584 >maid >tea shitshitshit, I must do something gentlemanlike, fast, before she gets suspicious!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 08:52:22 2010 No.5007662 I tell her she can come inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 09:10:22 2010 No.5007715 Blush and say hello.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:08:22 2010 No.5009982 Run away because chances are it means Remilia or Flandre is also in my house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:08:22 2010 No.5009984 turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:09:22 2010 No.5009988 >>5009984 But if you turn 360 degrees won't you just walk right into her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:12:22 2010 No.5010001 >Uh...hello. Can I help you?

Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:14:22 2010 No.5010010
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Inquire if she has a moment to spare, and if she would be willing to share a spot of tea with me.

If so, proceed to enjoy a pleasant afternoon in her company before seeing her off when she feels she has to leave.

If not, express regret and present an open invitation to come over whenever she pleases, and see her off like a gentleman.

Later, ponder how I obtained an elegant marble staircase leading up to my home, shrug it off and proceed to take an afternoon nap in my sitting room.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:14:22 2010 No.5010012 >>5009988 It's a /v/ forced meme, I'd get used to theme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:14:22 2010 No.5010014 >>5007662 Really? It's a very unusual feeling for many, are you sure you wouldn't prefer her to pull out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:15:22 2010 No.5010016 Politely ask her to drink a cup of tea with me.

Anonymous Fri Apr 30 17:18:22 2010 No.5010030

"Sakuya, my dear, why are you sitting on those dirty steps!?"

*Clasps both of her hands and lifts her up*

"Now your rump is all dirty; let me clean it for you."

*Sternly pats Sakuya on her buttocks several times to get the dust off*

"It took longer than expected but I've found the perfect gift for you."

*Pulls out a collar attached to a leash*
*Wraps collar around Sakuya's neck*

"Now we'll go for a walk proper."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:14:22 2010 No.5013739 I love her tenderly

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:18:22 2010 No.5013765 >>5010030 i like this alot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:21:22 2010 No.5013779 >>5010014 So long as she takes responsibility~

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:23:22 2010 No.5013786 >>5007479 >>5007479 Dat right hand

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:25:22 2010 No.5013788 Drink tea of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:27:49 2010 No.5013795 >>5007475 fiGh+ tHE íNt€RñET <EñsoRSH\|P hTtP,// át ; K\|mMò@ , s3 / FÌghT +h€ Iñ+ERñEt [ensòr5hìp

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:31:22 2010 No.5013809 PADDO JANAI

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:32:22 2010 No.5013811 >>5007479 I now have the universes best maid ever? Partycat.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:39:22 2010 No.5013840 File: 79 KB, 750x600, 1201387118836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5007519 >>5007515

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:40:22 2010 No.5013843 >>5013840 Epik motivator /b/tard.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 03:40:22 2010 No.5013844 >>5009982 Remi in the house? That's fine. Flander? Fuck, too late to run.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat May 1 15:02:22 2010 No.5016507 File: 69 KB, 185x205, Remi (16).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5009982 >running away from Remi son ur gay also, I ask her where is Remiria, so I can offer my warm blood to her

>>	Anonymous Sat May 1 15:07:22 2010 No.5016543 >>5007479 Impregnate her childbearing hips right there on the stairs, so she won't be able to leave me and won't be able to work as a maid for someone else since she's now pregnant.

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