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>> No.5005662

Because I'm afraid to leave the house.

>> No.5005664

Because I don't like people.

>> No.5005666

I like my money more then I like vagina.

I don't need some cunt leeching off of me.

>> No.5005668

Because my Touhou and random technology funds would decrease greatly.

>> No.5005670
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>> No.5005673

because 4chan

>> No.5005676

Because
>You are reporting post 5005648 on /jp/.

>> No.5005678

Childhood friend relationships don't work like they do in the Vns.

>> No.5005679

Touhou > 3D

>> No.5005681

>>5005673
>Implying you had a chance before 4chan

>> No.5005682

I'm not a lesbian.

>> No.5005688

>>5005678
It's true. I tried, but it just doesn't feel right.

>> No.5005689
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>>5005682

>> No.5005693

>>5005681
but I HAD a girlfriend before 4chan.

>> No.5005694

Real women only drain your money and leave you once you can't support them. That's why.

>> No.5005700

i couldn't save her

>> No.5005698

I was always tsundere to the girls I liked.
None of them ever caught on.

>> No.5005705

the better question is, why do YOU have one?

are you some sort of normalfag or something?

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Because people are best at looking after themselves, and I refuse to put up with anyone's crap when I don't have to.

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Probably because I use glasses and am afraid of women.

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>>5005710
>My second husband and I were pregnant and happy

>> No.5005731

>>5005688

True. I've known her since we were both 5. Romance... just felt weird man.

>> No.5005751

I'm gay.

>> No.5005756

Because I have a waifu.

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>>5005751

>> No.5005755

This thread reeks of /a/ posters.

>> No.5005761

>>5005710
I think the best option here for the guy would be to commit suicide. That's the only way he can fuck her plan over

>> No.5005763

would rather take it easy

>> No.5005798

>>5005761
That's not fair on the kids, who deserve a proper parent.
(Both women are clearly unfit for parenthood.)
The best option for the guy is to spend that inheritance of his on a top-notch lawyer and protect his assets and his children before these hags bleed him dry.

>> No.5005800

Because I can't touch a girl who is not a virgin.

>> No.5005820

>>5005798
Good point

>> No.5005854

I don't want a relationship, but I want to be a dad. What do?

>> No.5005860

>>5005854
>>What do?

Ask /b/ since you like their memes.

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