/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Japan love transformers so much?

I've seen everything from anime to toys, to rozen maiden crossover porn.

[Anonymous No.]

It's fucking Transformers. Oh, and they make the Seekers gay.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7662915

[Anonymous No.]

Loli loev Optimus Prime!

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone remember Beast Wars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4998647
Yes... this was so shitty! 3D PIG DISGUSTING!!!!!!
Only G1 is the best Transformers series!

[Anonymous No.]

1st Beast Wars was fine. Then came the one on cybertron and everyone looked really furry.

[Anonymous No.]

Because it was originally japanese?

[Some Guy No.]

>>4998654
I don't like you or your opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

Hulk Hogan opened the door to his dressing room. He had just finished a strenuous match with the dirty turncoat Sgt. Slaughter. Hulk was totally pumped up from the thunderous ovations from the crowd that only increased in intensity as the match went on. When the Hulkster finally dropped the Big Leg on that Iranian Dog’s fat neck, the roar from the crowd nearly blew him away.

Hogan stripped off his awesome red and yellow wrestling trunks and his red and yellow arm and kneepads. After throwing them into his American flag- themed gym bag, Hulk stepped into the showers.

Suddenly, a temporal vortex opened up, and Arcee stepped out. She was fifteen feet tall and really sexy. She took one look at the stunned Hulk Hogan, his three foot ween glowing with a healthy orange color, and her heat sensors caused her thermal sensitive rub-sign to flush blue in the pattern of an Autobot symbol.

After she regained her senses from her momentary wiener hypnosis, she used her seductive metallic voice to beg a favor to the Hulkster: “Mr. Hogan, I am on an important mission from Cobra Commander. I have been sent to collect the DNA from the greatest warriors in history, in order to create the Ultimate Man. Could you please spare some DNA…for me?”

“WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MEAN GENE?” Hulk Hogan calmly said as a spinning WWF Logo appearing behind him, “IT MAY SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE TO BE STICKING THE SAUSAGE TO A ROBOT, BUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS OUT THERE KNOW, OH THEY KNOW IT DUDE, THEY KNOW THAT WHEN A PRETTY SLORE WANTS TO FEEL THE THIRD LEGDROP OF DOOM IN HER STINK HOLE, WELL BRAH, THE HULKSTER DOESN’T NEED TO BE ASKED TWICE!” The Hulkster flexed, and then cupped one hand to his ear. “DO YOU HEAR THAT GENE-O? OH YEAH ROBOT DUDE, WHATCHA GOONA DO…WHEN HULKAMANIA EJACULATES ON YOU?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>4998673
Arcee squealed in delight. She slowly dimmed the power lights in one of her optic ports, and then decreased the pneumatic pressure of her left shoulder rooter, giving the impression of a seductive wink. She allowed her fully articulated fingers to move to the clamps holding her breastplates on. With a loud clank, followed by the hiss of escaping air, followed by several seconds of warning claxons going off, Arcee’s bra clunked to the floor and left a large crater where it landed. Her humongoid tits flopped around on her chest, and they were soft and white and totally sexy to the max.

Hulk Hogan ran up to her and started punching her in the chest. His mighty blows caused her bulbous boobens to swing all over the place and knock together like those things that those business dudes have on their desks with the steel balls. Arcee moaned like a fucking whore as The Hulkster put the Tongan Death Grip on her Energon Dispenser Nozzles, twisting a pulling them around between his fingers.

“Oh yes. Hulk. You’re making my Access Port so wet! Put your Coolant Rod inside of me!

“OKAY DUDE, NOW IT’S TIME TO FEEL THE 24 INCH PYTHON!” sexily whispered the Hulkster. After using a 17 inch power drill to remove her thong, her spread or mobility appendages and prepared to install Linux to her Palm Handspring. Her groovy pussy was dripping with highly flammable lubrication formula, and it really reeked of the Kwiklube she had used the night before.

“WOAH BRAH, THERE’S NO WAY I’M PUTTING MY CUCK IN THAT THING!” Hogan sweetly said. Arcee’s voice modulation unit undulated, creating a sound not unlike a horrifying bastardization of a biological life form’s giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4998675
The Technological Whore continued on, “Well, you could always insert through my waste disposal chute!”

The Hulkster didn’t need to be told twice for an opportunity like that! Giving it to a robotic bunghole was something he’s wanted to do since Andre the Giant and He were The Machines.

Hulk Hogan inputted the 12-digit access code used to open Buttock Hinge, and he jammed his penoy into her ass. His cock was instantly dissolved as it thrusted into a mix of toxic waste and sharp metal shavings.

“OH YEAH BROTHER, THIS IS TOTALLY COOL DUDE!” Hogan ejaculated over 50 gallons of sperm into her anus. She instantly popped out of the dimension, leaving Hogan to play his favorite video game, Twisted Metal Black for the Playstation 2.

[Anonymous No.]

Transformer is for them what is Batman to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4998673
>>4998675
>>4998676
...wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4998690
Vengeance, darkness/or and the night?

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

"Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war."

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this society filled with hypocrites with rotten dreams

"And the All spark was lost to the far reaches to the space
Searching for every star, every world,
Drew us to an unknown planet called…"

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time for an instinct writhing of evil set up to awaken
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Follow destiny and listen to the songs of praise

"Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war."

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands