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You find yourself a loving waifu. However when you spend your first night together, you find out that she snores so loudly that you can't fall asleep. What do you do?

>> No.4992101

I can't wait to bomb those dodongos!

>> No.4992102

Wake up.

>> No.4992103

too late, i sleep before her and i snores too

>> No.4992104

There's no such thing as continuous noise that can keep me from sleeping

>> No.4992107

Put a pacifier in her mouth, that way she won't snore.

>> No.4992124

That's not a big deal. I just accept her cute little flaw and maybe buy some ear plugs.

>> No.4992125
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4992125

odviously

>> No.4992148

stupid meaningless /a/-level thread. reported.

>> No.4992155

If you're not asleep first after sex you need your man card revoked.

>> No.4992173

Living as a NEET makes you able to sleep in any circumstances.

>> No.4992181

cum in her nostrils

>> No.4992198
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>>4992155
>>4992181
hmm, which of these is the best answer... its close though. shared first place guys. :D

>> No.4992211

>>4992095
This thread is terrible. Sounds like something I would see on gamefaqs.

>> No.4992259

>>4992211
/jp/ is currently worse at the moment, I suggest you take a break until the /a/v/ users leave.

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