/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/,how you keep the crushing depression away?

I sleep and try my best to think about random shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I just talk to my waifu. She puts things into perspective for me. Maybe you could try that.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Sex, drugs, and alcohol. Oh wait, that's what all my ex waifus do to get away from it, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I want to keep the crushing depression away? If I were happy, I'd have no excuse to be a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah but don't forget you've gotta die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989181

THANKS ASSHOLE

>>4989175

I need one.....

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

Masturbating and crying.

[Anonymous No.]

Post on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I read that as "how you keep the brushing depression away?"

[Some Guy No.]

At the moment I am coping by marathoning Lost and drinking copious amounts of booze.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not depressed. Having no responsibilities, indulging in my own hobbies without interruption, and leeching off the kindness of family feels pretty good, man.

Pic unrelated, but I felt it somehow matched with this post.

[tonberryking !vzc9TxEtRo No.]

I was depressed for a while after I graduated college in December. I was thinking of killing myself because JET rejected me. Studying Japanese was the one thing that kept me going.

I'm okay now though. Been looking for some kind of translation job. Freelance or otherwise. Still haven't found anything...

[Mr !.RapeAY6OM No.]

>>4989207

Why did they reject you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989207
Sometimes you have to lower your standards, man. I mean, I'm working for Tokyopop...

[Anonymous No.]

I attempt to lucid dream every night. I've gotten one before, but a few minutes after noticing I was in a dream, I got too excited and woke up. ;_; Haven't had a dream since.

[tonberryking !vzc9TxEtRo No.]

>>4989214

I didn't get to the interview phase, but it wasn't because of anything bad. Times are tough. They're not looking to hire random people.

A lot of people I knew from study abroad didn't make either. Just one woman I knew he was a few years older than us got in.

>>4989218

Presently they're not hiring but yeah I'd try for them next round. I hate how they localize their manga though. Some of the translations are liberal, but I guess it fits. I'm more to the book, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

one day I stopped doing all the shit I normally did. Actually got a lot of work done.

It lasted about a week, but it was a high thinking back.

[Anonymous No.]

Other than the obvious /jp/-related escapism?

I take antidepressants. Plenty of 'em.

[­ No.]

what >>4989202 said.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, talking to yourself always helps. Playing lots of eroge and dating sims as well helps, makes you feel like you have an actual relationship with something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989207
Man, I'm IN college and I'm depressed. I hate to think how bad its going to be after I graduate and can't find work.

[Anonymous No.]

I sneak into my little sister's room at night and blow loads on her feet. I'd do it on her face, but that's too noticeable. By the time it's morning, the cum would most likely have been smeared on bed in the night, or she wouldn't notice before jumping into her morning shower and washing up naturally.


I don't even like my sister, I just feel like cumming on someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989284
How old is she?

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

When you've had clinical depression for 2+ years it kind of segues in and out

[Anonymous No.]

I do plenty, but it still doesn't keep the depression away! Play games, walk around the neighborhood in the middle of the night, sleep like a rock, get piss drink occasionally, etc. Pathetic shit, ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989298
11, there's a 9 and a half year difference between us.

[Anonymous No.]

I got quite a list.
Play games with my shitty computer, yes even mmos alot of them. Play with my old gen consoles for nostalgia and no PS2.
Watch anime read manga and read newspaper when im niot at home.
Go to the gym or do a plain excercise at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989321
So, you're 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989376

[Anonymous No.]

Well the last three years I made friends with underage girls in Second Life who then added me to their myspace and even text and we share stuff about our lives. Mine has been entirely made up for last 3 years but they have shared alot with me... even text and send pics sometimes. I found a picture set of a pretty girl on the internet somewhere with like lotsa different looks and stuff and its working out well. I really get in the minds of the two 13-14 year old girls. They love me and look at me as a big sister and I help them in life with stuff and cheer them up and also get them alot of free games and computer knowledge. Its a damn fine trade and keeps me happy knowing I am making a difference in two young girls lives without being too pervy. But actually lately they have been getting pervy and growing up too so its kinda fun joking with them and being all smexy with them. Too bad it won't ever be real. Its been 3 years now, if they ever knew the truth it would crush their hearts... one is kinda a nerdy recluse one is a popular asian and damned pretty girl with an active social life.

Shits fun and rewarding for the time being people.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is emo kid in here.

[Anonymous No.]

;___;

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum on a little girl's feet too. ;_;

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>4989162
Get proper medication, it works. Every day I take prozac, lamictal, phentamin, vitamin B and drink some tea. Also working out helps because your brain releases endorphins and getting sunlight is good for depression. Get bright yellow bulbs (not the white ones or dim 60 watts), the bright yellow color and brightness will keep your mood up. Also if you feel blue and have some cash to sped buy something you like, that helps.

Good luck man, depression is a harsh thing but I'm sure with these tips the symptoms can become manageable.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have crushing depression.

>>4989416
No, that's definitely pervy.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>4989477

You're taken in by the man. What a fucking idiot you are.

Don't listen to this guy, don't take any medication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989477

Wow, your posts here in this imageboard has kinda shocked me. They are meaniful useful posts. Your like the first black person (I assume) I have ever met that wasn't a *insert stereotype here* Im sure OP must of enjoyed your comment and thanks for you info on the soil :)

[Necrobrotent No.]

Lately I've been working it out with some weights and drinking alot of admiral nelsons.

But its only because I missed a semester of classes do to a loan fuckup and thats got me really dissapointed.

[Anonymous No.]

After I stopped my antidepressants I felt much better. Maybe I fucked up my brain or I have a chemical imbalane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989504
>:)

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>4989490
Look at it this way:

You take it and it works! Now you're not depressed any more!

You take it and it doesn't work. Nothing of value was lost except maybe some cash and time.

At the end of the day just try it, I used to think that people were bullshitting me but I tried it and it worked. Now I can hold a steady conversation and I don't cry myself to sleep (I really did cry).

At the very least if you don't want to spend the money on pills try the work out, lighting and tea ideas.

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>4989504
No problem soil dude. G'luck on the soil transportation.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>4989504
Is that you, John? You're so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989527
Or you take it and it makes you worse.

[Anonymous No.]

I've gotten used to it for the most part
Sometimes I feel a bit lonely or depressed, but it usually doesnt last long
also my mental state isnt what it used to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989537
Nods. Its just not every day or week or year that you see one tripcode user actually trying to add useful content to a thread here on 4chan. I don't come to often though. Kinda reminds me of usenet in the past before it kinda went extinct and the big troll invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989527
I took them and they made me a lot worse
Was too emotionless and didnt feel human anymore
I've still got to cry myself to sleep sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989541

Then you stop taking it and switch to another, there are a fuckton. Stop making excuses.

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>4989541
Yes, it makes you worse if you take the wrong one. It happened to me as well. But that's why you talk with the psychiatrist and they apply the dosage/brand and type (even capsule or normal starch type) to fit your needs.

In my case we got the dosage right and I'm even planning to up the base dosage a bit. At the end of the day my quality of life increased, though I'm slumping because the pharmacist gave me capsules instead of starch based pills.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>4989559

You dumb fuck, they only want your money. Stupid people like you deserve depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989545
Ditto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989565
If you say this medication works does it work on poorfags, and also who can't get a job for shit?

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>4989570
Exactly, they WANT your money and what better way to make money than to provide a good product that the consumer would love enough to come back for more? Like the other guy said if one doesn't work you can try it, they're like a million different brands, forms etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989527
>>You take it and it doesn't work. Nothing of value was lost except maybe some cash and time.
I took some, had an adverse reaction, and developed diabetes.

While in theory medication is a good idea, sometimes there are side effects and some of which that are permanent.

It's a good idea to research the medication you've been prescribed before you put it into your body.

Case in point: On a subsequent doctor's visit I was prescribed another medicine to ease neck pain. Before I took it I researched it and discovered that it caused inflammation in diabetics.

Never take the doctor's word for it. They'll write you a prescription for something they think will help and send you on your merry way. It's your responsibility to know what's going inside your body.

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>4989593
It works by making you more active and sociable and those two things help you get a job.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>4989595

Enjoy your "brain shocks" and "permanent jaw twitching", bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989482
I don't think so. They get all hornyish and shit with me and ask me questions and stuff, they even sent me scantily clad pictures and joked lesbian shit with me. I tell them what I know and I just play along like Im one of them but they do know I am 19. I told them that. Its like after 3 years we three became sisters and they are always there to talk about stuff but I just have a secret. Its worth it though... Do i have sexual thoughts about the Asian girl my sis Katrina? Yeah sometimes but actually I would rather stay friends with her then have her send all the porn and shit of her in the world if she did that. THAT's the difference. I truly want whats best and help them in life while maintaining my secret. They helped me too. Alot. :)

[Anonymous No.]

I was ordered by a court to go see help with my depression, among other things.

Took medication for a while but all of it made me feel like shit; like with one I couldn't taste food. After a while I stopped taking that and the one other med I was taking. I felt like complete garbage for a good while (even planned to kill myself), especially considering I really liked this girl I used to hang with all the time.

I ended up getting over her and it's been about 3 and a half years. Starting to get really down again, no thanks in part to another girl. I'll tell you I'll never take any medication ever again, though. That shit sucks!

[Anonymous No.]

try to stop beeing a weebo faggot.

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>4989605
Wow that's unfortunate. But look at me, I'm living proof that medication can and does make you feel better. I went from being the dark one always out the door after class, to the lively one who's cracking jokes and getting along with his peers.

>It's a good idea to research the medication
I don't think so. The technical jargon may throw you off the some sites with an agenda may emphasis the side effects or some places may even hide the side effects and praise it. Your best bet is to find a good doctor or consult your pharmacist if you want to get a drug and for cases like depression you should see a psychiatrist not a psychologist. A psychiatrist knows the drugs and will prescribe it to you, a psychologist will just tell you what you're suffering from for 200 dollars an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989613
Perverted doesn't always mean something sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989527
>Now I can hold a steady conversation and I don't cry myself to sleep (I really did cry).
Too bad once you stop taking your magical happy pills you'll go back to being your old self. Psychiatric medication is only temporary, has numerous negative health affects, expensive, and doesn't do anything except keep your emotions numb. Stop deluding yourself.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>4989626

This is where this dumb faggot is exposed for being a joke/troll. Don't research mysterious medications? Yeah, sure.

Next you'll say have unprotected sex all the time, right? Stupid idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989623
Implying all of /jp/ can't hide their power levels

[Anonymous No.]

I play JRPGs. Characters with high stats give me the impression I'm powerful or something. That's really all there is to it. I won't include masturbation because sometimes it depresses me after I'm done, if you know what I mean. And visual novels depress me as well, when I start thinking the thing isn't real and shit like that. Maybe I'm too soft? Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Take it easy with the pills, anon. Quite often there are long-term side effects like major kidney damage. Try not to get too reliant on them and get off them if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989619
That's what happens when you trust women.

[Negro Anon !2PVlPMrKQA No.]

>>4989636
>Don't research mysterious medications? Yeah, sure.
Asking a trained specialist IS research. The anon said his doctor was being careless and my advice was to get a second and third opinion from a pharmacist. They'd be happy to do that for you.

>>4989633
>Too bad once you stop taking your magical happy pills you'll go back to being your old self.


Then I don't stop, I continue taking it. I'd rather be happy than an emotional wreck. The problem with some people complaining about getting worse is that they took it and then stopped. Every psychiatrist ever who got his credentials from a legit source will tell you that that's not what should be done.

The reason I'm pushing this is that I want OP to try all his options before calling it quits. I'm not doctor or pharmacist who wants your money but a former sufferer who's just sharing the knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989284
So, you've been cumming on her feet for how long now? Has she ever been suspicious of anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989632

True. But in this instance i'm implying your not using it in a derogatory context because I am helping them out emotionally, esteem-wise and acting as a teacher/big sister in some cases and less we forget fun and playing games. Odd, peculiar perhaps but I only see it positive. Except if they get so emotionally attached that they want more but I can't because of my secret. Ive already had to make up excuses not to talk and stuff. All is well though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989632

So sorry.... All this Implying meme cought up with me. I meant assuming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989682
Since she was about 9. I only do it like once a month, and I've never seen her acting suspicious in any way. She never notices it's there.

[Anonymous No.]

Prescription drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

I personally have already completely given up hope on any sort of relationship and have indulged in video games, enjoyable university work, and VNs to keep me happy. In general, I have been successful in not feeling lonely although it does hit me somewhat occasionally.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4989744
OP asked about depression, not loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989745
Your observation skills are dazzling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989745
I'd imagine most depression here is due to loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989720
What if she does know? What if she checks her feet every morning while in the bathroom, and if she sees cum on her feet she scoops up whatever isn't dry and licks it off her finger while mumbling "...stupid big brother..." and then masturbates in the shower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989775

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989416
>Implying they're not guys pretending to be girls too

[Anonymous No.]

Billy Connolly and other comedian videos on YouTube and playing with my dog.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4989788
I want to get a new puppy but I don't feel like training one, it was bad enough with my old dog and she was supposedly mostly trained and already like a year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989720
Hi. As someone who's experiences something like this, I feel I have to give my insight.

When I was about 8, my step father would come into my room and just masturbate. Not on me, like you do to your sister, but just masturbate in the room while I was asleep. I never told anyone because I wasn't really sure HOW I could tell someone something like that. He wasn't hurting me, and it was too embarrassing to tell anyone, not even him. So I never came face to face with anyone about it. Especially since he was a pretty cool dude. So I'd pretend I was asleep, even when I knew he was there and heard him. Eventually he stopped after a few months, but I'll always remember how awkward that was.

I may be a light sleeper, but if you're actually cumming on top of your sister, she probably felt and realized it at least once. It only takes once for them to keep their guard up every night.

There's a pretty good chance she knows, but just can't tell anyone about it.

Or not, it's not like I know how deep of a sleeper she is or anything. Just felt like putting it out there that just because she doesn't seem suspicious or hasn't told anyone, doesn't mean she doesn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989782

They aren't trust me they voiced with me and wrote stuff on themselves and they also have hundreds of friends (well Katrina does) and lots of other shit, she even told me full name and where she lives. National City, CA. address me no say but she sent me half of a friendship necklace and said that we would connect the two parts of the heart when we would meet someday. I dunno its complicated and elaborate how i keep this going. But almost all of her ms photos from 2 years ago now shows her wearing that necklace.... sad and happy at same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989775
I don't know how I'm supposed to respond to this, actually. I've thought of several responses, but none of them are really accurate. I guess it's something I'd have to actually experience to respond to.

>>4989813
...Gee, thanks for making me paranoid now. That was my way to release some bottled up depression and stress. Now I don't know what to do, because I'm going to be thinking on that next time I go into her room at night.

[Anonymous No.]

I use the shinji plan. It works wonders for your arm strength.

Fap to comatose girls, fap to every girl in school, fap to every boy in school, fap to everyone at NERV, fap to Yui, fap to the EVA units, fap the dumb EVA spinoffs, fap to orange juice, fap to giant naked girls...

Long story short, FAP TO EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989775
I came.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Read. Listen to music. Drink. Dream.

Anything that keeps your mind off it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989848
I like this plan. I will adopt it as my daily routine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989848
I do this as well. Then again, I browse /d/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989848
You are my hero. Now fap to asukaface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989848
I already fapped to everything in existence. What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989909
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking pussy. I came on my sister's hair some months ago. Then again, I felt so bad I couldn't ever do it again, and like the feet guy, I don't even like my sister.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4989909
Become a fag and fap to all the homo shit in the world as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989921
You're very kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989921
lol'd harder than I should have to that response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989923
No thanks. You can do that if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989909
Make this your new waifu. We all know how well the shinji plan works, so why not give level 2 a go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989909
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LefdzsYrOJk

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4989932
>implying Shinji didn't try it

You can't do the shinji plan if you refuse to completely follow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989848
:>=, cum_in_hair, mouthfuck_while_sleeping, interracial, deepthroat, creampie, spanish, lesbian, doublepenetration, loli, granny, ciment
I think I'm almost there.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>4989937
It ends in despair and the destruction of civilization?
I guess when you put it in that kind of perspective, a little faggotry doesn't seem quite so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I browse 4chan boards as well as other chans.
I drink tea and coffee.
I sometimes cycle, but that has declined recently because it's getting darker and colder.
Sometimes I skate.
Music.

I don' watch anime or read manga, I actually watch very little tv/movies or read much.

I don't really do a hell of a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989946
I might as well fap to this video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989954
You're missing a ton of stuff there. Even shinji is better than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989957
>I browse 4chan boards
>boards on plural
>other chans
Get out of here, fagget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989971
>Implying Shinji isn't better than everyone

[Anonymous No.]

Your whining drags me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989974

Well how would you have put it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989978
Thank you for your support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989987
"I browse /jp/ only."

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989162
work out. fap. sleep.

sometimes fapping makes it worse, though. I don't know why ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989993

I hardly ever come here though. Very little of what's discussed interests me.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

I wish anti-depressants worked for me. I've been on 7-8 different ones and talked to multiple psychologists, therapists and a psychiatrist. Nothing has worked for me, and I'm currently collecting Social Security. I blow my money on figs and other shit like my new HDTV, which bring me no enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989995
WHAT?

Just look at these positive results!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989995
It happens because you imagine you're having sex while fapping, then realize it will never actually happen. Imagine you're fapping when you're fapping would solve you're problem.

[Anonymous ‮.tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Antidepressants are for pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989162
I don't even know if I'm depressed. Many things bring me joy in life, although I sometimes feel sad, maybe even depressed if I think about humanity's progress going in the wrong direction or not being fast enough, however comparing things in perspective reminds me of how damn fortunate I am to be alive. I would expect at least some of /jp/ to feel the same way...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990001
anti-depressants worked for me...

but they also make me almost completely impotent. FUCK. THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>Implying I have depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990014
Wouldn't fapping to the thought of rubbing your hand along a penis make you sort of gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990029
those kigs are all dudes

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990026
None of the ones I've been on have done anything for longer than a week or so. The time that it did, was most likely a placebo effect, looking back on it. Almost all of the ones I've tried have given me bad side-effects, the worst of which resulted in me going to the hospital for stabbing headaches that wouldn't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990032
Not really. Only if you imagine yourself fapping to gay porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990044
Oh really? It's gay porn with you as both guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990042
>None of the ones I've been on have done anything for longer than a week or so.
that's because they aren't magic you fucking moron

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990056
No shit, huh? I didn't imply that I only took them for a week, how about you try reading the fucking post next time? I take them for months.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep depression away by playing VNs and imagining myself as the main character and the character's friends as my friends. I've also gotten better at lucid dreaming so I sleep 12+ hours a day trying to have them. The few times when I get to see my waifu in my dreams make life worth living for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989999
Theres your source of depression being undecisive, and not finding interest in things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990072
if you didn't actually enroll in therapy you shouldn't be surprised that nothing changed

if you did you are bad at therapy

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990076
Just get yourself to hallucinate your waifu instead, it's much more convenient and better because you're awake for it too.

Then again that's probably not a good idea in the long run though.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990081
See >>4990042
I've been to more than one therapist, talking about things doesn't help me at all. Telling someone who's paid to listen to me complain about how shitty my life is isn't going to fix anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone is connected, why would I be depressed if I was connected to everyone? I'm never lonely, I'm never in pain! I love you, internet~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990086
>Telling someone who's paid to listen to me complain about how shitty my life is isn't going to fix anything.
you are literally retarded and probably autistic to boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990086
M-x doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990092
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990092
We are actually bots, there's only two people in /jp/ now.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990096
Cool projecting, bro. I've tried to fix my life multiple times, including dropping from 330 pounds to 140. I applied for jobs, exercised more, ate better, etc. in addition to therapy. Yet here I still am, posting on /jp/ at 4AM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990104
...First one being Kimmo, the other one is moot.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990109
Being fat makes you happier, gain it back and your problems will go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990113
>Implying moot bothers with /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990109

Fuck yeah east coast I like Liru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990109
>including dropping from 330 pounds to 140

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990104
Mind = Blown

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990092

This is how I feel on DXM

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990092
What when there's a thunder that burns your modem?

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990134
I'm 6'3". by the way. I decided I was sick of being fat and just stopped eating, for the most part. I only ate once a day and walked a couple miles. I've gained like 20 pounds back since then, but it's not like it matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990145
I would definitely date you

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990143
OH SHI-

WAT DO NOW stuff. Then roam around until I find a good wifi signal.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990153
You'd be the first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990145
I would definitely rape you in the eye and leave you there to die under the dark black sky~<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990145
>I only ate once a day
that is really dumb for a depressed person to do fyi

[Anonymous No.]

Just had my birthday yesterday, and it was ruined (if not already) by my close friend being a total dick after I joked that he should grab me something. After hearing what he had to say, it seemed that's what he thinks about me, and realized I'm just another person on his list he talks shit about in his facebook or whatever.

I then left, still putting up the facade that I was just playing around and making him think I just simply brushed off what he said. Deep down though, it really hurt.

He was one of the two real friends I've got, the other one must have talked to him first and now thinks I'm some douchebag as well.

I now realize I really have no friends as I type this.

Though, I simply deal with it having a mind of steel. I hope it stays that way from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990079

I cannot just gain interest in things.

I'm not a kid anymore, all the wonder is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990171
yandere much?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990145
Now you cant enjoy doughnuts at random hours of the night or you'll get fat again.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990172
Yeah, which is why I don't do it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990172

you're a moron. depressed people only eat once a day because they're sleeping most of the rest the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990173
Wait, my sister had her birthday yesterday too.

..i-is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990178
Why are you the way that you are, CurryButt? I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990178
My hypothyroidism makes it really easy for me to gain or lose weight. if I don't eat much for a couple days, weight just starts to fall off me. On the other hand, if I eat a little more than usual I gain weight. Shit sucks. The doctors are still trying to find the right dosage of pills for me, since my counts aren't where they should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990193
Funny thing. I'm skinny as a fuck and try to get weight eating as much as I can, but it never happens, no matter how many donuts I ingest.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990189
I'd have an answer but you kind of lost me with how you worded that somehow, so rephrase it again and I'll try to answer.

>>4990193
DONUTS, MANNNN

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>4990204
My genes are terrible. Most of my family is fat, and all the males on my father's side go bald early, including me. My oldest brother started losing his hair in middle school. I still have some left, but not as much as I'd like.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990204
Don't do shit.
Eat a lot.
Eat fast.
Eat at shitty times - such as 2-4am and right after you wake up (so around noonish) because it'll fuck up your metabolism (this is mostly what gets people like me)
Eat fast food often.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

I don't have a crushing depression, never had, so I'm pretty good at giving tips:
- get a girlfriend.
- cats are nice
- few green plants are feng shui
- playing beach volley with friends is good stress relief
- badminton or squash in winter months
- being girly at times is refreshing, like watching Clannad and soaking your girlfriend with tears
- do your obligatory tasks on time
- play Touhou
- when in doubt, recall dialogue of Yuyuko from IN, that always cheers me up
- eat fish & cherry tomatoes
- beer is excellent when served cold
- pictures of Cirno are like fresh breeze to psyche

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990214
>implying I wake up around noon

so naive

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990227
>get a girlfriend
I'm... not quite sure if you're trolling.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4990227
>- get a girlfriend.
>My face when this text made me recall my unrequited love from high school of years ago that I still have not recovered from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990175
The thing about kids they have curiousity, so your trying to say you did everything, or your not finding anything good no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990244
There, there.

[Kordox !UfMoEDoLLs No.]

Low doses of shrooms as a tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990227
>- get a girlfriend.
>My face when this text made me recall my unrequited love from my last job of months ago that started treating me like shit after I asked her out and she said nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990244
>>4990257
>My face
Stop it. /jp/ isn't the place for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990264

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>4990237
boyfriend is fine too, I'm not judging

>>4990244
just get over it, one of my ex's almost traumatized me by claiming I had smallest dick she had ever seen during a fight, but in the end she ended traveling 1400km to spend one week with me, two months, after we had broken up and confessed she had lied.

more silly Cirno, the holy cure of depression.

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

>>4990272
U TAKE IT EASY???

uguu~

[Anonymous No.]

Research chemicals
Prescription drugs
Anime
Manga
Games
VNs

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990244
>>4990257
>My face when I've never been rejected a single time in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990234
What time do you wake up? I tried to fix my schedule but fucked up so badly that I wake up at 11 P.M. now.

[Anonymous No.]

I have clinical depression, the only thing meds ever did was make it easier to get out of bed.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990285
You weren't asking me, but I usually wake up around 12:30~1:30pm and go to bed around 3:30~5am, so you aren't that bad.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4990276
>one of my ex's almost traumatized me by claiming I had smallest dick she had ever seen
>My face when a non-virgin had the nerve to try and comfort me.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>4990283
Me neither. Tripfriend superiority.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfI9B8e9tW4

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990283
CurryButt you're such a pimp. I'd like to give you a bj how would you like it delivered

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990285
>I wake up at 11 P.M. now
That's....really early. I used to wake up that time on the weekends when I was a kid. That time isn't bad at all. Once you start waking up at 3-8PM is when you starting feeling like shit.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>4990291
There, there... look, it's Cirno in a box!

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990295
Amazon Super Saver Shipping.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

Manic Depression > Your shitty ass weak depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989341
> get a girlfriend.
With my current lifestyle thats not going to happen ,and I like solitude most of the time because I always have parents naging at my ass and faggot younger siblings.Also importan factor no job with my interests its not going to work out because most of the people don't have much similar intersts that I find outside.
Its because im tired of this lifestyle im kind of depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990301
Oops, sorry. I thought you said 11 A.M.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

No depression or physical ailments for me. I definitely feel lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990309
Note being depressed > Thinking being depressed is cool

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990295
The best part about being CurryButt and being a pimp is that I'm overweight and unattractive yet the ladies still love me.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990285
I read it as AM too, my bad.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990318
>Implying you aren't depressed
Cool story brah

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990319

[Anonymous No.]

So how many times has anon ever been inside a bar? Once for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990331
Every night after I kill someone because I didn't take my anti-stress pills.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990331
Often

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990331
I don't drink and I don't like women who do, so I have no reason to be at bars and never have bothered with them. Women who drink will always have at least one time in their life that they put out for some guy while being wasted, this is too slutty for my tastes.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990338
But all women do that

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990344
I make exceptions, I just don't purposefully go places where for sure I'll find those types.

Basically, if it's happened I can overlook it - but going to a bar (to look for women, at least) is basically asking for sluts. I don't like sluts.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>4990319
I'm thin, athletic and good looking but pretty short. I'm actually quite moe (see: Poplar), but that's negative trait on males. Nobody is perfect.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990350
But you're pretty fucing close?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990379
Physical looks are far from what matters when trying to get a girlfriend. Just sex from someone, yeah looks and stuff matter. But otherwise perfection in this area wouldn't be related to physical features nor would being close to perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990394
I could never go out with a fat girl or one that's horrendously ugly. Personality only goes so far.

[Anonymous No.]

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[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990400
Hey now, I wouldn't either.

I mean for men only - it's not a fair world. With women yes, I agree, not only that but I have really high standards when it comes to both personality AND looks when I'm looking for a waifu and/or when a girl asks me out.

But I just mean on our side - the male side - what matters IS the personality. Obviously that doesn't include if you weigh like 600 pounds and look horrendously disgusting. I just mean being fat and unattractive - for a male - is not a problem as long as it's not disgustingly so.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990394
Sure is being delusional in here, it's all about looks and money brah. A good or fitting personality for you is just a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990403
...Yeah, so?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990409
Wow, odd seeing as how I've had so many girlfriends that I honestly don't even remember them all...

I'm fat, unattractive, have no money, have no redeeming qualities or future...

I gotta say I disagree with you there, bro.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990426
To add to that, I've been the one who ended all of my relationships - with one borderline-exception where it was pretty much mutual.

What matters is charisma, the ability to get them to want you. This matters more than anything else - regardless how you look or how shitty of a failure you are. Next is personality, after you draw them in you have to have a good personality or they will just turn right back around.

The looks don't matter one bit, nor does the money.

You're talking about whores and sex, I'm talking about wife-material and serious relationships.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>4990379
No no, not at all. I'm just healthily content with myself, that's all. It's also my last protip for this thread.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990426
>>4990442
I think you're lying and was the one who got dumped.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990443
Up there with charisma and personality is being content with who you are, girls like it when a guy is content with himself and likes who he is. It gives an aura of self confidence which is also attractive to most females.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990453
I think you're butthurt because every time I've said something that's true you've responded with guesses and incorrect bullshit based on being a ronery weeaboo your whole life.

So okay.

[Queen of /m/ No.]

HARD WORK AND...

GUTS.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys please provide your sleeping schedules?

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990458
Why you getting so angry? Is it because you can't face the truth?

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990466
Go to sleep anywhere between 3am-6am, wake up at around 10am-11am

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4990442
>>4990442
Get the fuck out of /jp/

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990467
okay

>>4990466
Whenever your mum runs out of energy is when I go to bed.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990471
>implying I'm not /jp/'s heart and soul

Oh you, go back to being an insignificant tripfag no one pays attention to. Oh wait, you still are.

[Queen of /m/ No.]

>>4990476

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>4990476
People like you are the most annoying shit.

You brag about shit on 4chan.
Seriously. No one cars. Its 4chan.

Stop trying to be the coolest thing around.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990476
Wait is that you?

[Queen of /m/ No.]

>>4990483

>no one cars

I CAR ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME

[Anonymous No.]

Any depression I have is forced out due to the overwhelming anger I have from browsing /jp/.

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

>>4990476
>>4990476
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vJkM3OBOsox89Pj0S

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990442
Well from that statment your near the late 20s,
the dudes in the ealry 20s and teens have that money shit going on (well thats what I find).

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990483
I don't see where I was bragging, BOOF is the one who brags. I was replying to a faggot and using my experience as evidence - not to 'show off' but simply to show that I know what I'm talking about.

/jp/ has heard about my relationships time and time again, 'bragging' ended the first time. If I wanted to brag more I'd bring up something else like all the dirty sex I have with your mother every night.

You sure are one massively butthurt faggot, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990491
I could only understand "oh, wait".

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990492
I'm 22, and my experience with women was also during highschool - but back then I did look better, was in better shape, and was on a sports team, so that all probably helped a bit. So maybe up until 2006 could be inaccurate, but all the relationships I've had since then were far from being based on money or looks as I've got neither nowadays.

But yeah, you could be right about the younger people, I'm not sure.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990491
You're so moe 2007.

[Queen of /m/ No.]

Ok fuck this drama.

I officially declare Pharaohman Hijack.

[Anonymous No.]

Mahjong. Drinking (alone). Vidya. Writing essays of bullshit. Just pure, unadulterated bullshit. Pokemon.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990508
Write essays about drunk pokemon playing mahjong in a video game.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>4990476
>>4990493
I, for one, am glad that Currybutt has returned to posting normally.

Treading lightly is for nerds anyways. Who cares if the mods ban you a billionth time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990512
I made a hundred bucks once writing about how Pokemon encouraged betting and animal cruelty, but any chump could write that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure who I hate more, currybutt or marisa. Probably marisa, he just oozes faggotry whereas currybutt just kind of shits it out randomly.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990517
Write a novel about a down-on-his-luck pokemon finding hope on a gambling ship, realizing too late it's run by Team Rocket and the chances of making it through are slim.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not like a lot of tripcode users. A lot of them have that smartass attitude that a lot of forum-posters have, and many seem to feel like they're entitled to something for no reason.

As far as I'm know, Hong is the only really tolerable one, and that's only when he's not acting like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990466
I don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm stuck in a shitty town in a borderline third-world country posting from a smoke-filled internet cafe right now, so none of you had better complain, okay?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990539
>implying the only reason Hong delivers is NOT for attention

Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990550
That sounds awesome. Well at least you have the courage to browse the internet in public and get out of the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990550
I can't imagine browsing /jp/ in a place like that. Places like that are good for playing CS, Quake and other games, but they're not suited for reading a relaxing /jp/ thread and opening up reposted danbooru pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990557
I still can't see it being relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990553
>only when he's not acting like an idiot.

I don't even like Hong that much, it's stupid that he just posts porn here instead of linking to the fucking Touhou NSFW imageboard. But I also partially blame some of /jp/ for being pubescent teens that still only think with their dicks, and are incapable of going more than 10 seconds without making a penis joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990505
I counter your Pharaohman hijack with WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOORRRRRR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990569
>complains about people being immature
>posts on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990562
Well, I'm only here for like two weeks, and there's some privacy here (i.e. random stupid pricks can't see my screen.) On the other hand, I don't speak enough of the language here to ask if the management have a bathroom in this place, so I had to pantomime unzipping my pants instead. I think I offended them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990539
I rather have those tripfaggots than
LOLOLOLOLITROLLU HUEHUEHUE one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990609
I don't know.

At least with the "LOLOLOLOLITROLLU HUEHUEHUE" ones, you can at least tell they aren't serious.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990621
You guys have known me for literally years now, I don't see how you can't tell with me when I'm being serious or not.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah tripcoders are losers

But at least they are not hiding and stand true to themselves by facing the result of their trolling etc, unlike many cowards in /jp.

[Anonymous No.]

I talk to the girl I like...
I guess i'm pretty lucky.

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990621
>>4990609
Implying all tripfags aren't a bunch of idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990644
implying finland isn't just norway part 2

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>4990644
>new tripfag insulting tripfriends
>isn't saging
>confirmed for troll, idiot, retard and hidden

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990651
Get the fuck out of here Norwayfag

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>4990670
Norwayman !OGwZeVEzuk

[Finlandman !OGwZeVEzuk No.]

>>4990660
im not a troll...

[Anonymous No.]

I dance to rap music like Tom Cruise on the credits of tropic thunder

It does wonders for a mans self-esteem.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!lTcoRFQhIrU No.]

>>4990553
I don't usually like to reply to those silly meta-threads, because I find them pointless. People need to accept some things as they are. I'm in no position to defend myself and I won't. If helping people and trying to be useful to someone makes me a bad person, then yes I am fully guilty of this "attention-whorism", because doing what I do does make me feel good. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

Filter tripcode users you don't like.

After filtering ***** and several others I wasn't aware they were still posting on this board until someone else had mentioned them.

It's like they don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990670
lol
* > Finland

[Anonymous No.]

>>4990175
Oh come on, as a child I had no interest in anything and recently I picked up drawing and the guitar. (though I'm perfectly uncreative but that doesn't matter)

[Shinji Matou !!WkywU9y+p7k No.]

>>4989162
1. Internet.
2. Writefaggotry.
3. Movies
4. PS2
5. Going outside.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleeping and smoking.

[Anonymous No.]

fapping

[Anonymous No.]

"depression is for weak faggots who can't have fun by themselve" i always tell that to myself, still not depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991266

Cool delusion, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991266
I replace the "weak faggots" with "normalfriends" and it works too.
Depressed people are broken normalfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991296
does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

I am not depressed?
Im usually alone but not lonely

[Anonymous No.]

Being depressed just means your hormones got fucked in the eye.

Go try one of the 50000 different medicines and enjoy you're life. It's so easy to get depression medication there is literally no reason not to. Hell, if you are too afraid to go for prescription meds through a doctor, just buy birth control pills--they (or some types? google it) have powerful behavioral effects when taken above recommended doses and are anti-depressants.

[Anonymous No.]

I just listened to some bros-before-hos rap anthem that took its message so far it bordered on gay. Two guys got into an argument over a woman, and they soon concluded that fuck, we gonna fade that bitch, it's better for me to have you than any bitch. Let's hit the bar and pick up new ones.

Then I stopped and thought for a while about my friends, the fellow maladjusted that have been with me for 15 years, and tried to imagine a woman I would pick over them. I let all my anime waifus pass over my mind's eye one by one and realized that, if it came down to it, there's not one among them that I would choose if the price was not hanging out with my bros anymore.

Made me a bit happier about my life. I realized that I have something better than any woman in the world. Also, that I might be slightly homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991446
>It's so easy to get depression medication there is literally no reason not to.

Other than the, you know, side effects and the fact that you're doing the equivalent of trying to fix an engine by unscrewing random nuts and tightening others without any idea of what they do, only the engine is your very mind and soul.

[Anonymous No.]

I hunt vampires at night with my knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989162
1. Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
2. Perfect Cherry Blossom
3. Imperishable Night
4. Mountain of Faith
5. Subterranean Animism
6. Unidentified Fantastic Object

Pretty much keep me away from depression.
Still, if all else fail, I have a gun ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991551
i hope it's made of silver or wet by garlic liquid

[Anonymous No.]

>>4989162

I'm not crushingly depressed, so I wouldn't know how to keep it away. I get depressed every now and then, but it's usually about stupid transient shit.

[­ No.]

>I hunt vampires at night with my knife.
knife? that's so weak. now a whip! that's a real weapon against vampires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991854
I remember a little girl using doves and cute little critters being better at killing the unholy than you.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I don't suffer from a particularly crushing depression. I have dysthymia, which is a chronic, relatively mild form of depression. Still it hasn't made me the most enjoyable person and my academic performance has suffered because of it. Self medicating with alcohol seems to help when it gets too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon2007 is pretty moe.

[No.]

Too busy to feel depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991974
Haven't read the thread but

Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4991550
What's tightening one bolt and loosening another going to do when there are 10 flying around freely making you feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4992239
Everything might blow up