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How do your parents react to you shitting on their floor, /jp/?

Mine let me get away with it because I told them it's a new fad and that everyone else is doing it these days. It's nice having gullible parents.

>> No.4988798

Um, thread hidden. Bye.

>> No.4988799
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God, I love 4chan...

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>shitting on their floor

>> No.4988807

That which Fortune has not given, she cannot take away.

>> No.4988817

Since when does /jp/ shit on the floor?

>> No.4988819

>>4988817
Since when does /jp/ NOT shit on the floor?

>> No.4988827

Huh.

I thought we drew the line at pissing on the floor. Do people actually shit on it, too?

>> No.4988833

>>4988817
I shit on the floor because it makes me feel like I'm using a Japanese toilet.

>> No.4988838

Normal fags fucking everywhere.

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>Maplestory

>> No.4988844

Oh wow, what the hell happened to my /jp/?

Where did my fellow floor shitters go off to? ;_;

>> No.4988853

>>4988844

Suicide,malnutrition,and murdered by there parents.

>> No.4988852

>>4988844
At the moment I'm holding it all in because there's an inspection. Gets really painful at some points.

>> No.4988860

Kinda like Sakuya in your image.

I don't know if the floor shitting, the loli dakakimuras, or the fact that I never leave the house is the most disappointing to them. Regardless, they gave up on me a long time ago so nothing I do really surprises or disgusts them anymore.

>> No.4988873

Do hikikomori of /jp/ actually wear clothes? I just carry my quilt around.

>> No.4988879

>>4988852
If you build up enough pressure you can ceiling shit.

I've only managed to pull it off a couple times myself. I have to get on the top bunk to get close enough for there to be enough force to get it to stick and resist gravity pulling it back down to the floor.

>> No.4988881

I'm sure i read this thread time ago...

>> No.4988883

I want to believe that none of you actually shit and piss on your parent's floors. Maybe once or twice, and immediately clean it up, but I can't imagine what level of apathy it would take to ignore the stench.

>> No.4988886

>>4988873
I wear boxers and a shirt and wrap myself in a blanket. I usually keep the room temp around 65.

>> No.4988888

>>4988873
That's cute.

>> No.4988891

>>4988873
I wear my sister's clothes.

>> No.4988893

>>4988852
reminds me of that doujin with the girls not shitting until it hardens and they have to rip out their intestines. pretty fap

>> No.4988898

>>4988893
Is that the same one with the maggots?

>> No.4988894

>>4988888
Nice get

>> No.4988901

>>4988894
You don't belong here.

>> No.4988903

>>4988881
We've had quite a few floor shitting threads in the past.

They used to be threads about just pissing on the floor, but /jp/ likes to up the ante whenever possible when it comes to being pathetic.

>> No.4988904

Guys quit giving us NEETs　　A Bad name

>> No.4988911

>>4988883
I piss on my carpet, but I'd never shit on it. And I live alone, so no one is going to see/smell it.

>> No.4988912

>>4988898
think so, but i dont know if i even have it anymore

>> No.4988918

I'm pretty sure they would kick my sorry ass out of their house if I actually did that.

>> No.4988919

I live alone, so nobody can hear me curse when I stumble over a pile of shit.

>> No.4988923

When was the last time you guys spewed diarrhea across the walls?

My walls look like a kindergartner drew all over them with green and brown crayons. I've been thinking about adding another coat.

>> No.4988931

/jp/ - Irritable Bowel Syndrome Culture

>> No.4988944

Have there been any /jp/ room threads that included floor-defecation? It would relieve me in more ways than one that you guys aren't full of shit.

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In reality, the worst people on /jp/ do is cum on their rugs, and piss in bottles

>> No.4988951

to all you floor shitters: pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.4988956

I have carpet, you can't shit on carpet.

>> No.4988957

i missed you OP.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/image/aTJGia5fngF3zDgunYHUYg==

>> No.4988965

>>4988944
I would love to post my shit-covered room on /jp/ but I'm too poor to buy a camera.

Besides, I would have zero use for it outside of posting my room on /jp/. Not worth the money.

>> No.4988986

>>4988957
This is the post history of a quality /jp/ poster. Especially the Muvico thread, I remember posting in that one.

>> No.4989000

>>4988948
I cum pretty much on everything I can whip my dick with. I guess that's worse.

>> No.4989035

Sigh.

I wish I didn't live alone and had someone else to clean mine up.

>> No.4989098

>>4988956
You can if you're a dog.

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>>4988794

>> No.4989244

Scientist have already proved it to be natural.

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