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In the eroge this is from, the main character has these seven women all in their 30s that each want to become his mom. What method would you use to narrow them down?

>> No.4986300

I will have a mom-harem

>> No.4986327

I pick the Nun. You can't stop me.

My explanation is that nuns are really, really hot.

>> No.4986332

How is that even a question?
Only one of them doesn't have disgusting lumps of fat on her chest, obvious choice.

>> No.4986328

Test their 'Ara ara' s

>> No.4986336

Revolver. Most of them have 6 rounds, don't they?

>> No.4986337

That Cottenelle commercial

>> No.4986343

>>4986300

>> No.4986355
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4986355

>>4986328

>> No.4986390

sauce

>> No.4986396

1. Getting your hair petted while being smothered in tits is the best feeling ever.

>> No.4986401

>>4986390
It was put together in paint by me.

>> No.4986444

I remember reading somewhere that special edition of that game came with onahole or something

>> No.4986517

The only ones that look good are the blue haired one, the purple haired one, and the flat-chested one so I'd start with them.

>> No.4986531

Just give us the damn source will you?

>> No.4986541

>>4986531
Don't bother. These women look better with their clothes on. Whoever drew them doesn't know how to render the naked body. I could put together a non-h CG set if you want.

>> No.4986549

Method:
1. Glasses?
Oh look, I'm done.

>> No.4986556
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>>4986541
>I could put together a non-h CG set if you want.
I'm ok with this.

>> No.4986560

>>4986332

This. I mean most of their breasts are twice as big as their heads! Even if you don't like flat chests...

>> No.4986570

>>4986296
FUCK YOU OP I WANT SOURCE

>> No.4986576

Nun mom will be best mom.
Values, discipline, etc.

Jesus, guys. You dont have sex with your mom!

>> No.4986580

The one who gives the best blowjobs would be the one.
What, it's the most important skill for mother.

>> No.4986584

>>4986296
>What method would you use to narrow them down?

"Is chest bigger than head?"

If yes, kill.
If no, mom.

>> No.4986585

Those tits are fucking gross. I guess I'd go with the bottom right.

>> No.4986587

>>4986576
According to Freud you want to

>> No.4986596

Their breasts are just too huge. I'll go with the flat one.

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4986594

>>4986587

>> No.4986595

>>4986587
WHAT IS IT WITH THE MOON PEOPLE AND THERE GIANT MILK DISPENSORS?

>> No.4986600

>>4986594
Sigmund Freud bro

>> No.4986603

bottom right

>> No.4986607

>>4986600
Dude i know but, care to give reasoning?
Incest is disgusting >_>

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4986610

>>4986607
>>_>

>> No.4986611

>>4986296
Top left because ive always had a glasses fetish. Also source?

>> No.4986616

>>4986607
This isn't /sci/ so no

>> No.4986618

>>4986594
>>4986607
You are fucking retarded.

>> No.4986619

>>4986616
Damnit.

>> No.4986621

mother_array[1][2].rape();

>> No.4986623

>>4986607
because if it's pretty, fuck it

>> No.4986624

>>4986618
Explain holmes. Calm the language too. Unneeded, bro.

>> No.4986628

I'd pick the one that lactates.

Except for the nun since she's probably catholic

>> No.4986633

>>4986628
Exactly why i would pick her.

>> No.4986637

wats the source dammit

>> No.4986638

>>4986633
Nothing against catholics, it's just I'm lutheran and it would be awkward.

>> No.4986639

>>4986621
OO code disgusting

>> No.4986643

>>4986296
fucking source OP

>> No.4986660

Oh look, I spent 2 minutes on vndb and found it:
http://vndb.org/v3000

>> No.4986702

Any but the bottom-right because I'm not into mother-son incest and I find those grotesque parodies of the female figure unattractive (and hence safe).
Wouldn't want any awkward eroge-like developments with a real mother.

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4986944

Here is the non-h cg pack I volunteered to post. It's better without having the fugly hcg.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZAXP58PJ

>> No.4986956

>>4986702
Jones, I am disappoint.

Bottom-right is the only answer. Control your urges and have her fix you breakfast.

>> No.4987003
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4987003

>>4986956 Control your urges
Easier said than done.

>> No.4987010

>>4987003
Give her a big hug, then go eat the lunch she made for you.

Alternatively, be a jerk about it, then obediently go eat the lunch she made for you, depending on whether you're a jerk or not.

>> No.4987023

>>4986944
Implant scars are usually on the underside of the breast, how strange.

>>4986956
I don't want to be attracted to my own (non-blood-related or whatever) mother. Control has nothing to do with it, it simply feels -wrong-.

>> No.4987055

>>4987010
I don't understand the "jerk" part. You mean rape her?

>> No.4987103

>>4986624
Fuck off to /a/, heathen.

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