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Hey /jp, would you adopt Yuugi, the Strong, as your spiritual liege?

>> No.4981795

No.
I am neither strong, nor active, nor able to hold my liquor.

>> No.4981793

I guess. What other options do I have?

>> No.4981801

>>4981793
not many.

>> No.4981807

No, i will not drink, straigh edge means i'm better than you

>> No.4981813

Sure. Why not?

>> No.4981823
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4981823

I'd adopt her as my little sister.

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>>4981823
thank you internet.

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Yuugi can crush my dick to powder.

>> No.4981875

>>4981823
bearboobs

>> No.4981891
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I wouldn't mind her as a big sister.

>> No.4982431

I will gladly be a follower of any person that has BEAR in their name.

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>> No.4982486
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Yuugi all up in Marisa's shit.

>> No.4982503

No because sake taste awful.

Even as far as liquor goes.

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>> No.4982621

I'd have to get a convertible depending on how tall she is.

That horn would make a mess of most roofs, and it'd be uncomfortable for her as well.

Maybe a tall car would do.

>> No.4982650

>>4981807

teetotalism is for fags

>> No.4982649

>>4982621
I like to imagine Yugi as being at least six feet tall.

>> No.4982644

>>4982621
I bet she's shorter then you.

/r/ing height chart.

>> No.4982655

>>4982644
I'm 185cm.

I can't sit up straight in the backseat of either of my parents' cars.

>> No.4982662

>>4982649
Measuring from the tip of her horn or the top of her head?

>> No.4982797

>>4982662
Top of her head.

>> No.4982807

No.

I'll take Suika instead, thank you.

>> No.4982902

>>4982655
Your cars are tiny

>> No.4982914

I'm surprised there's no Yugi and Kogasa fanart, if you catch my drift.

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4982940

No but I'd let her molest me.

>> No.4982973

>>4982902
I'm a Eurofag after all.

>>4982940
This could work if I was small enough to fit in her lap.

>> No.4986317
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>>4982621

Official art (including the phone card) is hard to measure due to lack of scale.
163 cm according to Grand Prix.
180-190 cm according to most height charts.
Fanart tops out around 210 cm (about 7').

The only consistent thing is Yuugi is nearly always depicted as being over half a head taller than the nearest other character in the picture.

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4986349

I would adopt Yuugi as my mom.

MY MOM CAN BEAT UP YOUR MOM.

>> No.4986358

I'd let Yuugi beat me up.

>> No.4986365

ife she'd come with suika

>> No.4986391
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>>4986349
>MY MOM CAN BEAT UP YOUR MOM.
well well well, what did i heard ?

>> No.4986393

>>4986317
I guess I should go with Reisen instead, then.
Her ears are both detachable and foldable, at least.

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>>4986393

Just realised by extension, you would be the "nearest other character in the picture". So with you being 185, you'd definitely get the 210 Yuugi.

>> No.4986542

>>4982973
why are europeans big

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4986566

Come to think of it, I've only once seen Yuugi ever being depicted in a serious light as being shorter than anyone else.
And it gives me a weird feeling.

You know that picture of Werner von Braun standing next to the nozzles of a Saturn rocket, the creation dwarfing its creator. Whatever feeling that gives you, imagine the opposite and you have it.

>> No.4986572

>>4986542
It was more about our cars being small compared to American battleships on land.

Seeing as how the average European car isn't a huge truck.

>> No.4986581

Why would i want a demon as my spiritual liege?

Fuck no.

>> No.4986591

>>4986476
Thinking again; hanging out with her would probably be really cool depending on how she takes it if I treat her as a guy.
Treating her like a lady would be a bit hard for me since she's pretty much towering over everyone and also unparalleled in physical strength.

At least she can carry me home and violate me when I get too drunk from trying to keep up with her.

I believe we could have a good time. No need for cars.

>> No.4986590

>>4986572
Eurofag here. 183cm, no problem fitting in cars except smarts or minis

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>>4986572

I'd love me a battleship. But if I had only two options, I'd still go with a used Volvo 245.

If I had a third option, it'd be leaping through the clouds like a spirit of storms and thunder.

>> No.4986606

>>4986590
Even the backseat of an older car?
I'm 185, and I have to lean forward in my dad's '95 Ford Mondeo in order to not hit my head on the roof.

It's either that or slide down so that my back bends awkwardly.
I try hard to never fall asleep when I'm in the backseat because when I wake up it hurts everywhere.

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>>4986591

>Thinking again; hanging out with her would probably be really cool depending on how she takes it if I treat her as a guy.
>Treating her like a lady would be a bit hard for me since she's pretty much towering over everyone and also unparalleled in physical strength.

Neither would be appropriate.
Treat her as an oni.

>> No.4986635

>>4986615
So, run in fear or get raped and eaten?

Or just convince her that I can be of use and be her servant forever?

>> No.4986655

>>4986635
I think just making yourself appear subservient would get you destroyed.

Being her peer or being able to fight at the same level on same are, though, that would warrant her interest.

This is why Onis abducted humans, according to ZUN.

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>>4986635

Get out there, get yourself happily drunk on something there is no way you can ever hope to pay for, eat exactly one less BBQ chop than it would take to give you a heart attack, use excessively foul language like you motherfucking mean it, never back down from a challenge, always follow through on your most idiotic bets and drink to celebrate whether you win or lose. And last but not certainly not least, be merry!

>> No.4986675

>>4986655
I guess I'd be put to the test when the time comes, then.

Right now there are too many scenarios on my mind as to which fighting style she'd be impressed by if I were to prove my skill against humans, or what I'd do if she attacked me.

Locations and such matter greatly.

>> No.4986683

>>4986391

Get out, Suwako.

You are baby. Yuugi crushes babies until they have the consistency of skittles.

>> No.4986692

>>4986669
>be merry!
This might be tricky. My sarcasm isn't always picked up.

>> No.4986698

>>4986655
Strength, competition and honesty are an oni's virtues after all.
If you can't fight, you can at least drink or be of strong character. I you are fun to be with, you should have no problem associating with oni.
Just keep an eye on your health.

>> No.4986699

>>4986669

So the proper way to react to an oni would be to act like a drunk buffoon? Gotcha, I'll keep that in mind if I ever encounter any oni.


>>4986675

If she attacked you would be snapped in two like a chopstick, regardless of what "fighting style" you used. And I imagine by "fighting style" you mean "hopelessly mimic some stylized move I saw in an anime."

>> No.4986704

>>4986675
>In the Touhou world, oni are generally jolly and love to drink, feast, and compete with humans in any kind of contest, from simple physical fighting to drinking games. Long ago, when an oni found a human that they liked, they tempted that human into challenging them in any way the human desired. Should the human lose, they were abducted. Because normal humans were nowhere near an oni's level of ability, humans resorted to sneaky underhanded tactics in order to beat the oni. Tired of being tricked and killed all the time, the oni swore off humans forever and left for a place beyond human reach, or so the legend says. It was later on revealed in Subterranean Animism that the oni have taken refuge underground.

The first thing Yuugi did when she found a human (Reimu/Marisa), was to challenge them to danmaku. Expect yourself to avoid many, many big bullets.

>Their personalities can range from cheerful to ferocious, they can randomly become belligerent with those they don't care for; however, if even for a single moment one gains recognition as a friend, then their feelings will become intensely warm and affectionate, and the idea of betraying or double-crossing you would become inconceivable.

Completely and utterly unpredictable.

>> No.4986730

>>4986704
I believe Yuugi just joined what she perceived as a random street brawl, but then got interested in an actual duel.

>> No.4986731

>>4986704
Seems like I'd have to make use of my underhanded ways since I don't want to end my days as a snapped chopstick.

Maybe drinking a little before that might not be all that bad.

I wouldn't be able to kill them, though.
After spending time drinking and competing it doesn't seem right.

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>>4986675

If Yuugi attacks you with the intention of killing you, you die. No exceptions.
But that would be extremely unlikely since the whole spirit of challenge and competition is a cornerstone of oni psyche, so unless you've wronged her in the past (and somehow managed to escape that time) she wouldn't kill you on sight.

Also, whatever fighting style you're using won't help you (unless you're trying to imitate some stunt from DBZ, in which case you might make her laugh depending on the current level of intoxication).
What you need is creativity and being able to think outside the box. Your best bet is probably talking your way out - just make sure you can back up what you say.

Needless to say, don't threaten, no matter what you have on your side. She'll just think you're joking (and from her point of view you might as well be).

>> No.4986789

>>4986771
True. Bluff does not work.

>> No.4986798

>>4986771
Thanks for preparing me for oni attacks.
I'm a lot better against zombie breakouts.

One final question; can oni swim and dive?

>> No.4986804

>>4986771

>instant death

There was this picture posted a while before you got here, I think it was Okuu getting punched by Yuugi. Reiuji's guts were flying out like silly string, I shit you not.

I think it really illustrated your point here.

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>>4986798

Unknown.
Oni don't swim, they part the sea.

>> No.4986818

>>4986807
I guess that's a loss by default, then.

For me, of course.

>> No.4986877

"Oni mo mi, narétaru ga yoshi."

Even a devil, when you become accustomed to the sight of him, may prove a pleasant acquaintance.

Just say hello and make merry, wimps.

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>>4986818

It's a stretch, but there is a "marine troll" in Scandinavian folklore distantly related to the central Asian myth oni are descended from. But their depiction as marine creatures only occurs after the myth had been fused with viking beliefs and the local huldra, so it doesn't really count. Also, the "marine troll" creature may be descended from the daughters of Ran of viking folklore, and thus unrelated to the pan-Eurasian giant mythos entirely.

That is the only connection I can find between oni and simming, and even Dirk Gently would find that a stretch.

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4986908

Sorry, my faith's already taken.

>> No.4986920

>>4986894
I'm Scandinavian, but that hardly helps anything.

I can't summon ancestral powers.

>> No.4986963

>>4986920
I don't think anyone assumed you could.

>> No.4986968

Yuugi's feet :3

>> No.4986979
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>>4986968

Hulking oni feet with a scent that may kill a cactus.

>> No.4987737

>>4986979
nothing can kill a cactus

>> No.4987796

Isn't Yuugi just like a female version of Gaston?

>> No.4987803

>>4987737
If Yuugi dipped her feet in the ocean, her foot odor would kill every whale within 10 miles

>> No.4987815

>>4987796
wasn't Gaston sort of a coward?
I mean the guy begged for mercy when overpowered

>> No.4987830

>>4987796

NO ONE DANMAKUS LIKE YUUGI

HAS BIG TITS LIKE YUUGI

WHEN FIGHTING NO ONE DRINKS WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP LIKE YUUGI

>> No.4987837

>>4987830

I'm a fan favorite for shipping and geeeeeeeeeneral raping!

Oh, what a youkai that Yuugi!

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Contributing.

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>> No.4987849

>>4987815
He had a song about how much stronger and better he was compared to everyone else, does it really matter?

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>>4987849

Which all turned out to be false, as he was outfought by a recluse and his group of anthropomorphic creatures.

>> No.4987872

>>4987847
No. I do not agree at all with this portrayal.

Yuugi must look like she could kick your ass, not some bleached slut.

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>>4987872
?

>> No.4987900

>>4987887
Better. Not quite there yet.

She is a Mountain Queen.

>> No.4987910

>>4987867
Atleast one of em turned back into Hercules

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>>4987900

>> No.4987941

>>4987887
Glamorella-oni-chan!

>> No.4987952

>>4987918
Boof confirmed for camwhore.

Go post your pics on /k/ or something.

>> No.4988215

>>4987918
I... I think I see a penis...

UNACCEPTABLE.

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