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Your waifu shows up at your doorstep tomorrow morning and tells you she can spend the whole day with you before she goes back to wherever she lives by midnight.

One rule, no sex.

What do you do with her?

>> No.4980599

My world is boring. Can I go to hers?

>> No.4980595

Se- god dammit OP

>> No.4980601

Define "sex".

>> No.4980603

fellatio

Doesn't count as sex.

>> No.4980608

I just can't stick it in right? The possibilities are endless.

>> No.4980613

If she doesn't give me sex, then I'll just TAKE it!

>> No.4980614

have sex

>> No.4980616

reported for the old and stupid "what do you do" thread.

>> No.4980618

>>4980603
Hey, Slick Willy said it, so it has to be true.

>> No.4980707
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4980707

My jaw would drop upon opening the door, just seeing my beloved would send my heart racing. Before I even acknowledge her she would throw herself onto me, we would embrace in the doorway whispering sweet nothings in each others ears as time stood still. I would invite her in and show her around, taking my time to explain how things work in my world. We would walk around the neighborhood holding hands and looking at the trees and clouds, she would run ahead of me and I would fallow her in a playful game of tag until we both catch each other and fall to the ground laughing. Then we would head home and I would take her out the the finest restaurant money can buy. She would order something simple, as she has not seen food in my world. Throughout the dinner we would talk about how our lives differ from where we live, how she spends her days as I caress her gently and offer her some red wine. The taste catches her off guard and she hiccups softly. Then we would head home and spend the final hours of the day cuddling on the couch in front of a roaring fire, discussing the day and how much fun we had. Then, as her final hours slip away and she turns to say goodbye, i kill her and cut her up into 79 separate 2"x2" pieces. Each piece would be placed in strategic locations around my house so we could live together forever and ever

>> No.4980716

Strangle her with her own hair, but I'm sure she'll feel no pain.

>> No.4980720

>>4980707
boof you so crazy

>> No.4980737

Rape her. Hopefully she gets pregnant and has my baby.

>> No.4980744

The rules are...

THERE ARE NO RULES! RAPERAPERAPERAPE

>> No.4980745

>>4980707
Great now I want to be your waifu.

>> No.4980756

>>4980744
RAPE HER SO SHE ALWAYS WILL REMEMBER ME WHEN SHE GOES BACK HOME

SHE WILL NEVER FORGET MY FACE, SHE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HER TRUE LOVE.

HER TRUE LOVE

>> No.4980764

I'll show her to the kitchen, she'll made meals and serve drinks with a smile while I play it lazy. I let her pamper me. Then we talk, we hug, kiss, play video games.
Before she goes back, I'll ask her to clean the house too.

>> No.4980768

I'd ask Remilia to dance for me to watch, while I play music for her to dance to on an instrument of my choice.

>> No.4980772

>>4980756
But you can't rape the willing. Not even you, Boof.

>> No.4980776

I would just cuddle with her the whole day

;_:

>> No.4980780

Not have sex.

>> No.4980791
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4980791

flandre is mine you nigger

>> No.4980800

>>4980768
or you could just ask her to shlick in front of you all day.

>> No.4980807

ask her to define the word waifu, then kick her ass out.

>> No.4980820

Mutual masturbation

>> No.4980821
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4980821

Go to the movies or go swimming.
By the way, what's sex?

>> No.4980831

>>4980800
I'd rather watch her dance.

It's quite attractive.

>> No.4980834

Go for a walk in the woods and just be happy.

>> No.4980840

>>4980821
You might know it as "jackhammering".

>> No.4980845

Invite her in, offer her some tea or coffee, make a bit of small talk and ask her what she wants to do; possibly go for a drive to a castle or something, have a walk about in town, eat out somewhere nice, then go somewhere else. Come home, go out to a pub, have a few drinks together, come back home and chat until it's time for her to go. Hug her and say goodbye, with a joke that she should come again some time, whenever she's free, then wave goodbye from the doorstep until she's out of sight, go inside and go to bed after a wonderful day.

>> No.4980846

>>4980831
So is schlicking

>> No.4980849
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>>4980840
Ah, yes, construction work.

>> No.4980860

Oh, and how could I forget, cry myself to sleep when she's gone.

>> No.4980856

Return with her.

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