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Anyone here have a Youkai plan in case the border ever fully collapses and the world is overrun with Touhous?

>> No.4978503

>>4978496
Well, If gensokyo still exists I'd go leave in the SDM as a trap maid, I'm sure they'd want me!

>> No.4978502

I don't know but I'll be hiding your shitty thread for now.

>> No.4978508

>>4978496
The border is there to protect the youkai from the human world, not the other way around.

>> No.4978507

>>4978503
live*

>> No.4978532

>>4978503

I would think it still exists. There's just no longer a border separating the worlds.

I'd give our world about 2 days before something horrible happens and wipes everyone out. My guess is something involving the nuclear reactor that Utsuho's in charge of.

>> No.4978533

>>4978508
I can see why.
Sanae and Aya would never stand a chance against the forces of /jp/

>> No.4978537

>>4978532
magic doesnt work in the real world where no one believes in it

>> No.4978544

>>4978508

What would they need protection from?

>>4978537

Wrong series.

>> No.4978552

>>4978537

Then we'll just pull and Elf and get the Touhou's back on their feet.

>> No.4978557

I do what has been done since the dawn of time. Fire, fire, fire.

>> No.4978562

>>4978496
I'd just buy a frilly dress and a silly hat and I'll blend right in among them. Nothing to fear.

>> No.4978577

>>4978562
I'm sure they'll notice the dude amongst the fuckton of girls.

>> No.4978587

>>4978562
Oh silly anon

There are girls

on the internet

You know?

>> No.4978591

>>4978577
>>4978587
Whoops.

>> No.4978606

>>4978577

Do they notice Wriggle?

>> No.4978611

>>4978587
I'm sure they will notice the girl with an entire extra dimension amongst the 2D girls.

>> No.4978616

>>4978606

There was a memo sent to all residents of Gensokyo.

"Wriggle is a girl. Seriously."

>> No.4978622

>>4978616

How many of those residents called "bullshit" on it?

>> No.4978623

>>4978611
You are now realizing that you would be an otherworldly lovecraftian Touhou to them, your mere presence would bring them terror and eventual insanity as they desperately struggle to comprehend your extra dimension.

>> No.4978634

>>4978616
At elast it is better than the announcements of spring.

>> No.4978637

>>4978622

Everyone.

Except Yuka, maybe. Depends if Wriggle has ever streaked in the Garden of the Sun.

>> No.4978650

>>4978623
Makes sense. Nothing would happen to us if we were suddenly invaded by Touhous, because they would go insane from the change of dimension

>> No.4978663

Most of /jp/ wouldn't notice. MAYBE IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED

>> No.4978664

>>4978650

Yukari wouldn't. She'd just erase the dimensional border between the second and third dimensions and suck the universe into 2D.

>> No.4978677

>>4978637

Lemme guess...Aya wrote it?

>> No.4978679

>>4978664
If her power works outside Gensokyo, which I honestly doubt.

>> No.4978688

>>4978677

One of the only truthful things she has written.

>> No.4978689

If youkai existed we'd all be youkai.

I guess I'd go enjoy tea parties.

>> No.4978703

>>4978679
Yukari is one of only youkai who can go outside the border. She's probably also one of the few who would survive if the border fell.

>> No.4978721

>>4978703

>However, Youkai teams sometimes go out to gather humans for cooking (a delicacy to them), hiding their activities with magic (lost people, accidents, etc).

Youkai leaving happens fairly often, apparently. They probably can survive but just sneak around so not to cause a disturbance.

Then you get eaten.

>> No.4978728

Touhous are real, ZUN just has no time to interpret their appearance via 3D.

>> No.4978741

>>4978728

According to him, you have to get drunk enough to be on the cusp of alcohol poisoning. Just before you lose consciousness, you will be able to see Gensokyo.

My guess as to how to stay there is that you actually have to die.

>> No.4978746

>>4978721
What if they suddenly happen to appear where there are a bunch of armed dudes, like a military base or a cop station?

>> No.4978764

>>4978721
Which YUKARI organizes.

>> No.4978765

>>4978741
Ah crap. Then we can't pull a Salvation War on Gensokyo...

>> No.4978774

I'LL MARRY ONE OP

>> No.4978778

you people taking this shitty game way too seriously

go suck a horse cock or something

>> No.4978785

>>4978764


All she really does is open a door and keeps it that way until the youkai who left get back.

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