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Why do you even bother getting up in the morning, /jp/?

>> No.4973330

Have to pee.

And I'm not peeing in bed.

>> No.4973328

>5pm
>Morning

>> No.4973336

I like to read the morning newspaper.

>> No.4973334

I had to find a rag after I fapped to Cirno.

>> No.4973340

I don't get up in the morning.

>> No.4973341

If I don't, I won't.
So it's like it has to be that way...

>> No.4973339

>>4973330
If nothing else, this. And I get uncomfortable if I'm in the bed too long so eventually I have to get up so then I just do things to help time pass.

>> No.4973359

I'm usually sleeping in the morning.

>> No.4973384

I get up to check /jp/.

Who knows what would happen if I fell behind.

>> No.4973398

Because I get hungry.

>> No.4973403

My back starts to hurt if I lay in bed too long.

Also, I enjoy having tea in the morning.

>> No.4973412

Gotta go to class.
Not for much longer, though.

>> No.4973421

to play the vidya until it's bedtime and post on /jp/

>> No.4973425

I have morning classes. Shit sucks.

>> No.4973424
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4973424

Oversleeping too much gives me headaches.

>> No.4973429

I'm still in bed. Learn to laptop, OP.

>> No.4973430

...because today might be the day I finally beat Highly Responsive to Prayers.

Dare to dream.

>> No.4973434

Those animes and comics I downloaded aren't going to read and watch themselves you know.

>> No.4973440

>>4973425
Make them night classes.

>> No.4973446

I try not to. When I wake up at a normal time (somewhere from 9AM-12) I force myself to go back to sleep even if I'm not tired for 15 hours, then wake up feeling like I'm dead.

>> No.4973447

But morning is when I go to sleep, not when I get up.

>> No.4973452

Because, much to my dismay, my cat will not feed itself.

>> No.4973471

>>4973440
I try to take later classes but I had a couple classes I had to take this term that were only offered in the morning.

>> No.4973472
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4973472

>class

OUT

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

RUDE SAGE

>> No.4973474

>>4973472
You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>> No.4973480

I sleep tell I physically can't any longer, and then I lay in bed for at least an hour thinking. Then I have to get up to turn on the pc to fap. It's a daily routine.

I wish I had a laptop.

>> No.4973486

I don't have NEET funds and I have to work.

How do you guys get NEET funds? I'd kill my parents, but they don't have much money.

>> No.4973505

>>4973486
http://anonib.com/hikikomori/

>> No.4973514

>>4973446
That's because you're a retard and screwed up your biorhythm.

Your body has a body temp pattern that peaks during the day and hits a low at night, normally. You've shit on this pattern so that it peaks at night and hits a low during the day, so if you try to sleep at night like a normal person you simply won't fall asleep. If you drug yourself to sleep you'll simply feel tired when you wake up and for the rest of the day. Other chemicals like melanin and orexin also follow this pattern. Orexin is essentially what keeps you awake.

The best way to fix it is sleep deprivation, i.e. staying up all day/night, which does a sort of crude reboot to your hypothalamus to reset the rhythm. That is, if you actually want to fix it.

>> No.4973524

>>4973505

Right-o, kill my parents and get a job on the internet.

I wonder if their house is worth any money.

>> No.4973525
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4973525

Because I have hobbies, responsibilities, a job, and I'm saving up for a car so that I can drive myself to school this fall.

>> No.4973540

>>4973525
How do you normalfags even find /jp/?

I could've sworn we erected some sort of youkai barrier so you fags couldn't see us.

>> No.4973548

>>4973540

Moot probably put up a link on one of the boards.

"Hey, cheer up /jp/ by talking about your normal lives! They love new people, especially those who talk about their hobbies and relationships."

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>>4973540
>>4973548
Hey, I'm just here because I like the subjects discussed on this board. I only mentioned my "normalfagness" because it's why I get up in the morning, and that's what the thread was about.

>> No.4973562

>>4973540
The walls of the great barrier are wearing thin.

Goddamit, Yukari.

>> No.4973559

>>4973548
OP asked why bother getting up in the morning, >>4973525 is just answering the question

>> No.4973558
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>>4973548

>> No.4973566
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>>4973561

>> No.4973567

>>4973559

No exceptions.

>> No.4973568

Having a job doesn't automatically make you a normalfag. Not everyone can have understanding parents.

>> No.4973577

I feel a strong obligation to help any board I post in and I just love the subject material of /jp/, really helps the day go by.

>> No.4973580
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>>4973568
OUT

>> No.4973582

>>4973568

Lots of people on /jp/ have jobs.

It's not that part we have a problem with.

>> No.4973597
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>> No.4973599

/jp/ - Even if you like the stuff we talk about here, you're not welcome if you're trying to better yourself, and you're not allowed to have a job above minimum wage

>> No.4973606

>>4973599

/jp/- Every day, a new idiot who thinks he understands our ways.

>> No.4973609

/jp/ - NEET & Hikikomori/General

>> No.4973616

/jp/ - different board, same shitty oppressive atmosphere

>> No.4973623

>>4973606
just dropping by to say i really like you, yumi

>> No.4973620

>>4973567
>>4973582
I thought we all just pretended to be hikkis with 'assburgers' because it was funny somehow. Just like how /jp/ says they hate popular touhou circles or walfas.

[spoilers]/jp/ is tsundere for life[/spoilers]

>> No.4973627

>>4973623

Suigin...Complimenting me?

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

>> No.4973629

We've shitty tripfags shitting up the board, why would normalfags bother coming here?

>> No.4973639

>>4973582
So, what is it?

>>4973525 and >>4973561 here. I have to go to school to get a decent job. I need a decent job because my parents would never let me become a hiki even if I wanted to.

I like the stuff we talk about on /jp/, and I don't even act like a normalfag IRL. I'm 20, and I've never even held a girl's hand.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

>> No.4973641

>>4973629
Who do you think are the normalfags who fuck over our experience thinking that this is their personal weeaboo circlejerkin' playground?

>> No.4973642

>>4973639
>Implying I green-texted a non-implication

>> No.4973648

>>4973639
Nothing. You're fine just the way you are...

>> No.4973657
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4973657

Oh you boys, so silly.

>> No.4973660

>>4973620
>I thought we all just pretended to be hikkis with 'assburgers' because it was funny somehow.
we don't

>> No.4973664

>>4973629
Because the normalfags ARE the tripfags.

/jp/ just wants to take it easy, whereas tripfags just want attention - which is the polar opposite of taking it easy.

>> No.4973671

/jp/ - Lazy, leeching assholes locking themselves in parent-paid rooms and being as useless as possible to gain the acceptance of other losers and their magical librarian waifus who do not exist

>> No.4973672
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4973672

>>4973642

>> No.4973677

>>4973664

>I can use stereotypes formed by certain boards to generalize tripcode users, am I cool yet?

Taking it easy is not raging against tripfriends.

>>4973671

My waifu isn't a librarian. Get your facts straight.

>> No.4973685

>>4973620
Wait, we pretend to hate Walfas?

>> No.4973686

>>4973671
You sound jealous.

>> No.4973694

>>4973685

/jp/ is divided on the Walfas debate.

>> No.4973699

>>4973677
There's no generalization if it's a concrete fact.

There's no reason to have a trip unless you want attention. That's the whole point, dipshit.

Try denying it all you want, greater tripfags than you have tried and failed.

>> No.4973712

>>4973699
I use mine to unite the voice of /g/ in harmony and make it a better place.

>> No.4973706

>>4973699

I think you just know you're wrong.

But okay.

>> No.4973707

>>4973699
You know, you can simply filter all tripfags like I do and you won't have to put up with their shit.

You'd be amazed how much better /jp/ is with a simple name filter. Only Anons on my /jp/.

>> No.4973716

>>4973712

Don't bother explaining it to him.

He'll never understand.

>> No.4973768
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4973768

>>4973712
>>4973716
>they actually believe their delusions

>> No.4973772

>>4973768

>Obama reaction face

Bye.

>> No.4973797
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4973797

>>4973772
You got something against Obama, tripfag?

>> No.4973804

>>4973671
Ouuuuuchhhhh, i think you hit something there.

>> No.4973807

>>4973797

>reaction face

That's why. Bye, again.

>> No.4973816

>>4973807
Bye?

Does that mean your worthless ass is finally getting the hell out? About damn time.

Don't come back.

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4973823

>Why do you even bother getting up in the morning, /jp/?

♪Cause' I like Pina Coladas and gettin' caught in the rain♪

>> No.4973824

>>4973816

Implying you are any better than him.

Get out.

>> No.4973829

>>4973807
>>4973797
>>4973772
>>4973768
>>4973716
>>4973712
>>4973699
>>4973677
>>4973671
>>4973664
>>4973629


The bigger man closes the tab/window and leaves

>> No.4973842

I get up cuz i have to. I cant sleep or lay down all day.

>> No.4973846

>>4973829
But if you do that, how the hell is everyone else supposed to know you're the bigger man?

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>>4973824

>> No.4973861

>>4973846
This problem has truly confounded scholars throughout the ages.

>> No.4973864

>>4973846
thatsthejoke.bmp

>> No.4973868

This thread makes me laugh.

>> No.4973876

>>4973868

It makes me cringe.

How the fuck does it make you laugh?

>> No.4973895

>>4973876
I will no longer comment in this thread.

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4973922

Y'know, I just realized something......

This thread reminds me I need to drink more.

>> No.4973960

>>4973922
>22

>> No.4974023

>>4973514
Okay, then would it be possible to condition myself to sleep, say, 5 hours a day as long as I sleep at a usual time slot and still feel refreshed?

>> No.4974032

>>4974023
[. . .]as LONG as I sleep at the usual time slot [. . . ]

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