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4973045 No.4973045 [Reply] [Original]

Alright, which one of you monsters is responsible for this?

>> No.4973056
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4973056

I am.

>> No.4973052

yo

>> No.4973077

Plenty of pregnant Cirno pics and doujins lately...

>> No.4973089

who would make babies with a fairy with mental retardation?
the baby would be dumb like her.

>> No.4973093

Do ice fairies even have babies? I thought they just kind of spontaneously generated.

>> No.4973098
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>>4973077

>> No.4973099

>>4973045
So? Is it a crime that she hid a frozen frog under her dress so she can pretend to be pregnant?

>> No.4973100

If Cirno is killed, does the baby revive with her?

>> No.4973103

>>4973093

Well when a snowman and ice fairy love each other ever much.

>> No.4973105

>>4973089
you can still fuck it

>> No.4973107
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>>4973089
Cirno is a secret genius, you take that back!

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4973106

I dunno, but this one was all me

>> No.4973117

Pregnant touhous suck because they imply men or dickgirls existing in Gensokyo.
Which is ew.

>> No.4973149

>>4973089
well cirno's reproductive strategy should be to try to copulate with someone who is smart
in an effort to have the dumb genes culled out from her descendants.

>> No.4973154

>>4973089
Not everyone can do sums in base 9, in elementary school.
She's just supressing her power level.

>> No.4973155

>>4973149
So anyone with a pulse?

Hasn't worked for some races which I will not mention.

>> No.4973158

I had did her after the other three. I was lucky it was during her period.

>> No.4973160

>>4973117
>implying Rinosuke doesn't live there

>> No.4973162
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4973162

>>4973154

Obligatory.

>> No.4973172

>>4973045
woops sorry

>> No.4973174

She's not pregnant. It's just a case of bad gas.

Too many sweep potatoes.

>> No.4973194

>>4973154
>>4973162
Cirno is booksmart, but lacks common sense.

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>>4973194
Not uncommon. Pic related.

>> No.4973354

There's only one reason for her to grow that big that fast:
Nonuplets.

>> No.4973371

Finally the day has come where I can say this again appropriately.

I fucked you're touhou

>> No.4973378

>>4973216
RAILGUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.4974193

Wow and in 5 years she can claim Child benefits AND the pension!

Great thinking anon.

>> No.4974215 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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4974215

http://www.mediafire.com/?nmmytj2tmyj

>> No.4974229

>>4974215
Frogs do not work this way.

>> No.4974273

>>4973045
It was me and I have no intention of taking responsibility.

>> No.4974412

>>4974273
even if it meant that you could live in gensokyo

>> No.4974426

the one with the frozen dick

>> No.4974784

>>4972153 makes a little more sense in this context.

>> No.4974814

>>4973089
Cirno is not mentally deficient. She's the most intelligent fairy in Gensokyo, she's a genius. It's just that the base intelligence of a fairy is so much lower than that of a human that she seems like an idiot.

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>> No.4974829
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4974829

I FUCKED YOU'RE TOUHOU

YOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO

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4974841

>>4973045
Protip: Water expands when frozen

greetings from /sci/

>> No.4974842

>>4974829
BUT I ACTUALLY DIDIN'T BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A COCK!
I DON'T HAVE IT BECAUSE IM A SKELETON!
YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>> No.4974845

>>4974814

She is the strongest fairy, NOT the most intelligent fairy. Fairies are not stupid, just weak. Cirno is not smart for a fairy.

>> No.4974846
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4974846

Irresponsible, enraged liberal who won't take responsibility. What is our beloved Gensokyo coming to?

>> No.4974849

>>4974842
SKUUULL JOOOOKE!

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>>4974829
>>4974842
>>4974849

>> No.4974871

>>4974845
Fairies are always depicted as simple-minded and weak. She is the most intelligent fairy. She knows how to read and write, Mystia (who is a youkai, not a fairy) does not. Fairies aren't smart, sorry.

>> No.4974958

>>4973162

no one mentioning double digit problems are wrong?

>> No.4975159

>>4974958

We've been over this.

She did them right.

>> No.4975161
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4975161

Cirno would be a terrible mother.

>> No.4975171

>>4974871

They're not smart, but they're not stupid.

All of the Three Fairies manga disagree heavily with the idea of Cirno being the smartest fairy. You can say otherwise, but at least admit it's fanon.

>> No.4975302

>>4974958

I knew somebody would say this the moment I hit "submit".

Hint: *all* numbers on the board are in base9. Don't be a ⑨.

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