/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

New theory: Kraussuhi

[Anonymous No.]

But...neither of them are culprits. the red said so.

[Anonymous No.]

But not if Kraussuhi has a third personality: Beatrice, the Golden Witch. That personality could carry out the murders and dodge the red text!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4959649
No it couldn't because the body of the person in question is still murdering people. Therefore the body in question is still referring to that person as the culprit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4959649
BRILLIANT

[Anonymous No.]

No wonder she couldn't get pregnant then.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4959649
Umineko solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>4960299
mind = blown

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS SHE SO HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4960341
Definetly not because of the weird ass hair color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4959637
Not the culprits for ep5, yeah.
Though I agree that Natsuhi is probably too noble and Krauss is too stupid to carry out all those murders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4960356
I read that as ass-hair.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4960366
Well... I don't know about that.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did anyone ever think Natsuhi could be the culprit anyway? She is so pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4960356
What's wrong with it? It was the 80's, its allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4959649

You can't try to guess anything, you don't even exist, FURUDO IMAGINARY ERIKAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4961826

I exist! I'm the detective after all, how could I be imaginary?

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

nappi so moe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4959649
Sorry Erika, but even with an extra personality. The body of Kraussuhi would still have to refer to either Krauss or Natsuhi with the red truth. Therefore since Krauss and Natsuhi aren't culprits if the body referred to as Krauss or Natsuhi kills people even if they would had another personality that would not change the fact that they would be a culprit. Personalities do not change the identity of the body killing people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4963727

Because you're actually something that Bern is imaginning. Episode 7 will end with Rika waking up. She's 23 years old and married. Keiichi went to a trip around the world together with Rena. Mion is pregnant and Keiichi is the father. Shion married satoshi. Satoko is a rapper now. Hanyuu still have 10 years.
Rika will wake up and say "wah, good morning, I had a strange dream where I were a witch called Bernkastel, and something about hamburguers and lesbian girlfriend..."
and all the fans will cry, also explaining the title "When They Cry"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4966299
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4966299
but what about EP8?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>4966299
>Satoko is a rapper now.

I can't take it easy like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4966762

oh...oh my...sorry anon, you didn't know it? there will be no epi 8, since BT is dead and Ryu want to antecipate the end, epi 7 will be the last...;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4966299
>Because you're actually something that Bern is imaginning. Episode 7 will end with Rika waking up. She's 23 years old and married. Keiichi went to a trip around the world together with Rena. Mion is pregnant and Keiichi is the father. Shion married satoshi. Satoko is a rapper now. Hanyuu still have 10 years.
Rika will wake up and say "wah, good morning, I had a strange dream where I were a witch called Bernkastel, and something about hamburguers and lesbian girlfriend..."
and all the fans will cry, also explaining the title "When They Cry"


And thus, another copy-pasta was born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4966299
>Shion married satoshi.

I cannot see Satoshi as anything other than a huge faggot.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4966299
>Satoko is a rapper now

The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967718

he's married now, accept it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967718

Shion won't like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967725

She'll call herself 'The green-haired DJ'

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967757
>Satoko
>Green hair

what

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4967757
>Satoko
>Green hair

what what

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967770
>>4967764
haha oh wow

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4967757
OH WAIT, I get it.

Clever

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967757

OHOHOHOHO, YOU CAN'T CATCH MY GREEN HAIR, ANON-SAAAAAAN, OHOHOHOHO

[Anonymous No.]

It's already time to talk about rappers?

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4967791
Damn right nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967791

[Angry Type-Moon Fan !MOONRXwPDU No.]

>>4967791
lol @ the hummingbird

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967798

My my~

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967791

Give me a beato, bros!

I'll say it in red,
Say it in red,
Say it in red,
The culprit's dead!

Who do you take me for,
Some kind of foo'?
I'll counter that eyes-closed,
using the blue!

Shannon is Kanon is Manon; it's cannon!
You call this chess?! More like backgammon!
Not just that, how's this for size?
Moonbitch is psycho, she just sayin' lies!

Word.
Checkmate, upkeep, draw.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>4967791

Whatnow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967791
DELICIOUS BERN NECTAR JUICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967828

You're now imaginning a rapper fight between Bernkastel and Satoko. Satoko is shaking her head and saying "Uh!Uh-hu!" and bern is licking a gun and making slut poses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967828
please get off the internet and do not come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967851

Battler-nii
Battler-nii
Without love, you cannot see

I'm from the future, I was bullied in school
But I gots magic so I'm still cool

Word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967859

>I'm from the future, I was bullied in school
>But I gots magic so I'm still cool

Omg, lol'd so hard here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967846
>>4967859
>>4967828

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4968029

freeze, hey
somebody bring me back some gold please
I got a million ways to get, choose one
bring it back, bring it back
now double your gold and make a stack

i'm on to the next one....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4968082
much better than that other failure

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967776

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4968082
That shit is WACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>4968122
You're now imaginning Kinzo dancing in a brodway musical. Naked.

[Anonymous No.]

While everyone forgot the original subject, I still remember. I just can't understand why Natsuhi loves Krauss so much, he's not even cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969559
He has retard moe.

Also, new theory: Batrice. And Cattler

[Anonymous No.]

>>4959577
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4969559
Failure moe.
Kinzo ignoring Natsuhi pretty much completely probably helped push them together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4967828
Ah hell no!

Kanon, give me a sickass beat.

Yeah, like that, like that.
You call me out for saying lies?
That's as common in this as EVERYBODY DIES
It's obvious this was caused by magic
it's tragic it's lame
But I was shot in the motherfucking brain
I've nothing to gain I say
Nothing to gain

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969559
Natsuhi looks odd in that image. Krauss looks awesome though, manly blush.

And Krauss is cute, you know, for a guy in his late fifties. I imagine that he was pretty hot when he was younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969683
From left to right:

Murderer, Retard, Demented Miko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969695
Jessica is not a murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one


I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Buisness critics they say she's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my plans you can press fast forward
I got beef with Krauss if he don't pay his dough
He don't pay my chick I fuck up his shit SO
Moon-chan try and scorch my ass
So Battler can give 'em more cash for trolls, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Kyrie has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one
Hit me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969720
Tell that to George's body in episode 4.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to invite Kanon into my home. I would welcome him with some drinks and nice music and when the mood gets right, I'd start to kiss his neck before moving upward and forcefully kissing him on the mouth. I'd bring my hand up under his skirt and start playing with his member. When he finally gets into the mood, I would bend him over a table and lift up his skirt to reveal his ass. He can do that nasal gasping thing japanese men do, when he is shocked as I cum up his butt. Afterwards, he will insist that he is not gay - that this was all a mistake - and I'll say, "Of course you're not gay. You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen."
Then he would blush and I would kiss him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969737
Wait, wait, a minute.

That's Shann- Oh I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969728
Umineko should have a rap battle episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969728

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969737
I've got some bad news for you....

[Anonymous No.]

Beatrice revives Kinzo, she and him blow up the island with everyone. Bern and Lambda die of extreme boredom. Battler pulls an Eva. Beato and Kinzo are now pirates. They have a son named Jack Sparrow.
TRUE END

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969840
My theory is that Beatrice is actually Lina Inverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4959577
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4969846
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969846
Your theory is fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

My theory is that battler is a homunculus containing Kinzo's soul.

Remember how Kinzo used one to trap Beatrice and she did not have any of her memories while inside of it? That's battler, only he carries Kinzo.

Think about it, would Kinzo just accept death? Fuck no, he made a homunculus and transfered his soul into it. This also explains why there is a mystery around Battler's birth.

Think of the massive trollface he'll put on when/if he does regain his memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4969988
No, no, I have definitive evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4970023
So wait, Amelia is a lying, evil bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

Look what we did, my friend. If you could see it from where you are now, you're probably pride of it. Rest in peace, BT, our work will never be forgot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4970199

Is R07 really gay?

Or are you guys just trolling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4970681
I don't see any problem with him being gay, it's not like he's going to hit on me or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Nanjotrice.

That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4970681
ZOMG HE'S GAY WHAT A SCANDAL DX

[Anonymous No.]

>>4970681
Trolling.

I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

Rosa and her various boyfriends have never been seen together by the detective.

Therefore they are all the same person.

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4970681
He does look pretty fabulous.

But hell if I care, as long as he keeps writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4970681
If he is gay, we would have BattlerxGeorge as oppose to GeorgexShannon or BattlerXBeato

[Anonymous No.]

>>4970752
>He does look pretty fabulous.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[None !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>4970990
He does.