If you ever had the opportunity to have sex with an actual girl what would you do?

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[Anonymous No.]

I'd have to throw her in the freezer first.

[Anonymous No.]

perform terribly

[Anonymous No.]

>>4954963
why?

[Anonymous No.]

What a retarded question. Of course not.

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[Anonymous No.]

If she's a virgin, I'd marry her first.
If she isn't a virgin, I'd tell her to get away from me.

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[Anonymous No.]

Rape, kill, eat. Standard procedure.

[Anonymous No.]

Be unable to maintain an erection out of nervousness and ineptitude.

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[Anonymous No.]

post on /jp/ for advice

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4954975
That reminds me: does Doug Winger still draw?

[Anonymous No.]

Probably the same I always do. Lots of kissing and cuddling, followed by an awkward attempt at intercourse.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4955018
WTF?

[Anonymous No.]

Make her come but be unable to come myself. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

I never make the first move and am very quiet but despite this a lot of girls were interested in me. However, I enjoy the stoic isolationist lifestyle and decline all of them.

- One girl who obsessed over me invited me to karaoke. I told here I was "allergic to music."

- One girl kept calling my name in class for the entire latter half of the year. She was a really cute and nice girl but I simply ignored her. One of my friends told me "Hey, I think she likes you man." I ignored him too. Now that I look back I regret treating her so badly. I think it could have really worked out between us.

- One girl was interested in me in a different class, but didn't confront me head on. Instead, she told one of her male friends to tell me that "Hey, you should really talk more and not be so quiet all the time." I ignored his advice and remained quiet, but I still received looks.

- One amazing, sweet girl was interested in me but was far too shy too approach me. I heard her friends talking about her crush on me and I called her weird. Another really dumb blunder on my part.

So I just got used to living alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4954975
>>4954983
>>4954996
>>4955018
I'm not questioning the fact that you want this thread to be gone.

What I am questioning, though, is why would you even pollute your computer with these abominations, even in order to accopmlish that.

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>>4955023
Most likely none of them wee virgins anyway, so I don't think you missed out anything.

[Shinji Matou !!WkywU9y+p7k No.]

>>4955033

But I guess that Anon looks good, though.

[Anonymous No.]

reported for retarded thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4955020
Old youkai horse.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>implying I haven't had sex, countless times, ever since I was 13.

also, someone make that OP image vectored quality picture

[S BENZ No.]

been there done that now it is 'meh'

[Anonymous No.]

>>4955050
Go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4955050
>had sex, countless times, ever since I was 13.
You're needed in >>4952080

[Anonymous No.]

Man, not all people who have been enlightened to the ways of 2D are virgins. Though virgins do seem to carry a lot of resentment towards 3D women, those of us who have actually had some experience with them don't have a very hard time finding our own reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Run away and masturbate, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

I would inseminate her, and then when I was finished I would run like hell so that she wouldn't catch me and devour me for sustenance.

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>>4955023
>I ignored his advice and remained quiet
Thumbs up. The rest probably is not so good.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, people saying "you really shouldn't be so quiet" are usually just nosy assholes anyway. You want me to talk so badly, give me something to talk about. Otherwise, fuck off and leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4955246
It's just a friendly invitation for you to open up a little to them, man.

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>>4955248

Eh, how about we skip the foreplay and she just comes up and sucks my cock? Seriously, this is why 3D women are a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

Depends a lot on the context, but probably, assuming there's not something about the situation that turns me off (like STDs or something).

Pretty much the only advantage to refusing is that it'd be more reasonable to say I'd only enter a relationship with a virgin girl, but it's not like I'm ever going to enter a relationship, so it doesn't matter.

Oh, and I'd hide it from you guys, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

ShKanons, Jesstrices, Doubletrices, Kyrietrices... It's all based around the same idea that is shallowly poked at in the novel.

It tires me. Let's think up something new and fresh about Umineko. Or else, let us reminiscence about our threads after E4, those were the good ol' times, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4955256
>skip the foreplay and she just comes up and sucks my cock?
That is a form of foreplay, dummy!

[Anonymous No.]

Obviously depends on the situation, but as long as there weren't any real downsides I'd take it. Sex is fun and enjoyable, so take advantage of it when possible.

[Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj No.]

Pretty much.

[Anonymous of Manila !!1gI4uJox3s7 No.]

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>>4954957
Never. I see myself as a martyr.
I'll do everything I can to stay a virgin until I die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4955893
I saw Kohaku in that last panel....why?

[Anonymous No.]

Well I dunno, have her checked out for STDs and AIDS first, soak her in a chlorine tub for several hours then throw her out cause she isn't my type is the most likely scenario.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4954957
Is she a virgin.
If yes.
Then no, not unless we've had a long loving relationship beforehand.
If no.
Then definitely no. I wouldn't want to put my penis anywhere near the slut.