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[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, I just woke up from the most amazing dream ever. I was a bad ass techno-military ops specialist with a exoskeleton suit, like in Crysis. And my side kick was a 2 foot tall version of Cirno. We went around terrorizing innocent civilians beating them up and ruining their day. Eventually, they didn't like what we were doing and grouped together tried to kill us. So we were on the run. And I was giving Cirno a piggy back ride while we were trying to run away. It was great. Then I woke up.

Anyone else ever have a dream with Touhou characters?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel when no respond to your thread and you yourself has to bump it back up to the front page?

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you bump it only after 8 minutes?

[Anonymous No.]

One time, I was Yuyuko, and I killed everyone who started threads like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952019
If I ever posted every cool dream I had on /jp/... No, because it's not /jp/ related, but I'll wish you fun dreams OP. I'll be enjoying some too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952114
fuck, the kimmo is back to spamming again? so I take it the earlier porn spamming was probably by kimmo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952137
No, that's another guy, apparantly.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, last night I had a dream where I touched Patchouli's breasts.

Such an amazing feeling ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952154
were they large or small?

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for personal blog bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952137
Some other faggot from New Zealand.

[Anonymous No.]

blog bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952175
>>4952159
You're just butthurt that you've never had a touhou dream before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952161
Large, but not tittymonster tier. A very good size, not so much that it looks silly or unrealistic, but still a substantial amount of breast to hold.

[­ No.]

i once had a dream that i was the little girl, but there was no touhou in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952190
Nice. That's how imagine Patchy, as having nicely shaped breasts that are well-hidden under her pajamas.

[boku_wa_rorikon !GV7UhV4NHk No.]

No, but I once had a dream where I had sex with Furude Rika. Not the only dream where I had sex with an anime character, but by far the best. Although it became a nightmare when I got caught and was being chased.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I was rolling around in bed with Okuu. I kept trying to get some action from her, but every time I went for it some other Touhou would walk in the room and start talking.

Then I'd wanna fuck them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4952205
Indeed. That picture demonstrates her ideal size quite well. I accept the whole canon big breasts deal, even though I usually prefer small breasts, but they shouldn't look like huge sacks of fat hanging down. Breasts that hang down are the worst.

[^_^ No.]

Had a dream where I got recruited by the government to help defend a sacred object from swarms of monsters with a group of other people, and we had help from a few guardian youkai, including Suwako (but no other touhou I recognized).

I don't remember seeing Suwako actually do any of the fighting, but apparently it was really dangerous because the guardian deity introduced as the strongest in the group (no, not cirno) was almost destroyed by the end of the night.