/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So... I think constant loli and moe is doing damage to me. After furiously fapping for years with nary an issue, I started noticing aching in the nether regions after ejaculatory actions. I just got back from the doc and my anus hurts SO MUCH. Apparently I have fapped myself into prostatitis.

So fuck you /jp/. I can no longer fap to delicious images.

[Anonymous No.]

So what you mean to say is that your penis engine broke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950597

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

However my mechanic didn't fix it..... He just made it worse my shoving his fingers in my exhaust pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950597
butbladder thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950744
Tell me more about the buttbladder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950564
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[Anonymous No.]

God, I fucking love Tinkle's art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950597

It's odd that it broke down too.... It's not like I shove objects in my ass to stimulate my prostate like some of the crazy fucks in here. It just naturally decided to give me the finger and refuse to properly function. Now I have bacteria and blood in my prostate fluid and stuff. YAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950789

As do I. You could post more, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950820
I would, but they're all fucking huge. And they're on danbooru. Well, he does have those manga.

[Anonymous No.]

Best luck, anon-kun, I'm cheering for you.

[boku_wa_rorikon !GV7UhV4NHk No.]

>>4950566
>Apparently I have fapped myself into prostatitis.

Please say you're joking, or I know where my future is headed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950860
I wouldn't worry too much, OP just got extremely unlucky, like he said, he didn't even mess with his prostate.

[Anonymous No.]

<3 Tinkle. Her first artbook cost me an arm and leg.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry about your nutbladder OP.

[Anonymous No.]

overworking muscles leads to pain? who'd of thought

[Anonymous No.]

I think there's something wrong with my nutbladder but I just got used to it since I don't want to go outside and then get felt up by a doctor. I'll just live with it. Maybe die from it if it actually is anything serious. That's very very unlikely though.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you old? Young people shouldn't get prostatitis without... extremely excessive abuse. I'm talking about toys and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a common disease. Never stop fapping to loli.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care for your story, but that picture is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I've hurt my penis because of too much fapping. After I fap, I sometimes have pain in the shaft.
I don't really care anyway, since I'll never use it on a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

I once cummed blood after some serious fapping sessions.. I visited a doc and it turned out I scratched the inside of my penis somehow. Still don't know how exactly that could happen, but I'm taking it far more slowly since then.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the highest number f times you've orgasmed in one day? Sitting on three right now, and got sperm each time.

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, but as far as I understood it, the chance of prostatitis is higher the LESS you masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4950566
Good, you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

What happened to the thread where people were counting how many times they fap to each touhou in a month? Was the load too much for them?