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4937909 No.4937909 [Reply] [Original]

They're stupid, but they're adorably stupid, /jp/.

>> No.4937920

Their names should be Hurr and Durr.

>> No.4937917

Krauss should be euthanized.

>> No.4937923

Krauss's stupidity is most likely the direct reason for the murders. Good guy though.

>> No.4937928
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>>4937909
Meanwhile, Battler is stupid and not even adorable.

>> No.4937934
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They really should have paid more attention to what their daughter was doing. With her meido....

>> No.4937941

>>4937928
What is it with Battler having shit on his head? First he was witch-on-head retarded, and now a bucket...

>> No.4937951
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The value of their investments certainly didn't skyrocket

>> No.4937953

>>4937928
Doesn't everyone want his penis, though?

Besides George, of course.

>> No.4937958

>>4937953
Jessica might not. It depends on if she's a lesbian or not.

>> No.4937964
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god i love natsuhi

>> No.4937966

>>4937958
Wacky Jessica x Kanon x Battler love triangle sitcom where?

>> No.4937969
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>>4937953

>> No.4937971

>>4937964
Me too

Is there any Natsuhi x Krauss doujin?

>> No.4937973

>>4937958
Jessica is a bi, learn your shit.

>> No.4937975

>>4937966
We need this.

Beato and Ange try to intervene occasionally, but since they're both left out and they're both dead, they hook up.

>> No.4937977
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>>4937973
obviously

>> No.4937986

>>4937966
Kanon was just your run of the mill emo pretty boy... UNTIL ONE DAY....

He discovered he had a vagina!

Hilarity ensues as Kanon tries to prove that to be a man... you don't need to be.... a man...

>> No.4937991

>>4937986
Battler demonstrates that quite well.

BAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.4938004

>>4937966
So, wait, what would be the premise?

Jessica and Kanon try to have a normal relationship, but Battler keeps on seducing Kanon?

Or the other way around?

>> No.4938018

>>4938004
EVERYONE TRIES TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE ANOTHER

BUT EVERYONE SEDUCES ONE ANOTHER

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>>4938004
That sounds fine. Stupid sexy Battler...

>> No.4938057

>>4938018
George would be the moralfag who tries to stop the wild orgies.

>> No.4938076

>>4938057
He'd always be all like GUYS GUYS STOP HAVING FUN, ALSO THAT IS AN IMPRACTICAL AND POSSIBLY PAINFUL POSITIO-SHANNON IS THAT YOU

IS THAT YOU SHANNON

PACK YOUR SHIT, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO IKEA, LET ME FIND THE RECEIPT

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>>4938057
Fucking white knight, man.

>> No.4938127

>>4938076
And that's how the incident in episode 4 happened.

>> No.4938133

>>4938085
Where do you guys stash the translated stuff?

>> No.4938138

>>4938133
Someone uploaded a rar sometime ago, but I haven't been around lately so there's probably more comics translated.

>> No.4938152
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>>4938076
FUND IT

>> No.4938156

>>4938076
>PACK YOUR SHIT, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO IKEA, LET ME FIND THE RECEIPT
Man, fucking cheap Ikea furniture. That's what George gets for buying a table with a name he can't pronounce, probably spelled with six or seven umlauts.

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Oh boy, gore spam sure is exciting.

>> No.4938191

>>4938164
So that's actually a relevant image, right? You're actually suggesting that that's Shannon after being disassembled to return to Ikea, and not just gorespamming pointlessly, right?

>> No.4938202

>>4938164
GEORGE YOU FAGGOT
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO MAKE SHANNON THE FAMILY HEAD
I DIDN'T THINK YOU MEANT IT SO LITERALLY

>> No.4938216

>>4938170
Funny how I was reading this in the exact same posture

>> No.4938232

>>4938202
he just got ahead of himself
thats all

>> No.4938240

>>4938164
Oh look, it's like I'm in summer /a/!
Now get out, bakemonogatari threads insensibilized me last year.

>> No.4938239

>>4938232
notthisshitagain.tiff

>> No.4938251

>>4938191
Nah, shannon probably looks better than that.

>>4938216
Which is the same pose I had when I uploaded it.

>> No.4938253

>>4938076
SHANNON WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WAY YOU ARE PACKAGED PREVENTS ME FROM FITTING YOU IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR

NO I AM NOT YELLING AT YOU I AM JUST RAISING MY VOICE, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

>> No.4938295

>>4938253
Isn't george usually relaxed? THIS GOES AGAINST HIS CHARACTER

>> No.4938334

>>4938295
It's a sitcom, so the characters have to change a little. George is suddenly like the bumbling father character who's generally pretty easy going but sometimes becomes frustrated at little things. He never wants to acknowledge that he is indeed mad, though.

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>> No.4938411

>>4938334
So, who should be the Fonz?

Battler or Jessica?

We know Kanon's going to be the chick inbetween them, but who is going to be the wacky character who jumps over sharks?

>> No.4938424

>>4938411
Jessica, definitely. She tries to be an attention whore but everyone pretty much ignores her desperately wacky shenanigans.

>> No.4938439

>>4938345
>the aftermath of Jessica punching her friends with brass knuckles in EP2

>> No.4938453

This could go along just fine with the kinzo sitcom idea we had before.

>> No.4938449

>>4938411
Depends. Are we aiming for a typical TWO PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO GET TOGETHER BUT ONE OTHER IDIOT MESSES IT UP triangle, or are we aiming for a mutual love triangle?

The former Jessica should be the Fonz. The latter Battler should be the Fonz.

>> No.4938478

Man, picture the holiday specials.

UNCOMFORTABLE HOLIDAY-PRINT KNIT SWEATERS ABOUND

KUMASAWA KNIT THEM BUT SHE CAN'T SEE FOR SHIT SO SOME DON'T HAVE HEAD OR ARM HOLES

JESSICA AND BATTLER BOTH GET SWEATERS WITHOUT HEADHOLES, JESSICA FUCKING HEADBUTTS THROUGH BUT BATTLER JUST CRIES

KINZO DOESN'T GET ANYONE ANYTHING AND LAUNCHES INTO A LECTURE ON HOW BACK IN THE DAY HE DIDN'T RECEIVE NOTHING BUT ONIONS AND SPIT FOR CHRISTMAS

CRUISE CONTROL

>> No.4938507

>>4938478
No, no, kinzo has to be doing crazy shit and fucking up the family with his wacky shit.

>> No.4938513

>>4938478
MEANWHILE, KANON AMUSES THE GANG BY SHOWING OFF HIS, ER, I MEAN, HER HILARIOUSLY AWFUL SINGING SKILLS.

>> No.4938532

>>4938507
This.

Kinzo would set Christmas trees on fire.

Man, imagine April Fool's in this wacky sitcom universe. Kinzo would be formulating plans and then fucking throwing those out the window and just getting Kanon to help him hide George's meticulously organized receipts and make Natsuhi's pregnancy tests show up positive.

>> No.4938554

>>4938532
Kinzo: BEATRICHE, THIS SHALL BE A CHRISTMAS FOR THE AGES!

Kanon: Actually, sir, I'm Kanon at the moment

Kinzo: Can't you, just, like, change to BEATRICHE?

Kanon: I could, but that would involve murder.... and lying.... and stuff.

Kinzo: Fine, fine, you'll have to do. I want you to lock Natsuhi and Eva in the freezer for 5 hours. Hopefully, they'll put their differences behind them and bond. Or... die. By freezing. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.4938557

>>4938554
*laugh track*

>> No.4938576

>>4938554
Even Kinzo's daily hijinks would be crazy awesome.

WHAT A GLORIOUS NIGHT TO GET DRUNK AND JUMP OUT OF WINDOWS AHAHAHAHAHA, KANON GET THE TRAMPOLINE READY, WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT

And that's why the mansion's roof needed to be repaired that year.

>> No.4938608

Kanon would be the protagonist of the show, and he would have to deal with tons of hilarious situtations.

Jessica: Hey Kanon.... why haven't we had kids yet?

Kanon: Um, Milady, I lack the, er, "qualifications" for that particular task....

Jessica: You'd make a fine father Kanon, don't put yourself down!

Kanon: Milady, you of all people know that there is... SOMETHING..... I lack... that I need.... to be a father.

Jessica: Nonsense! If Rudolf could be a father, I'm sure you could too!

Kanon: No, no, I don't mean in the sense of an authority figure, I mean I literally can not make children with you.... because of the whole.... you know... "mumble mumble grumble"

Jessica: Not following you here, Kanon.

>> No.4938613

>>4938608
Jessica is Shirou?

>> No.4938644

>>4938613
Well, this is the sitcom version of Umineko, so we have to have her be silly.
Shirou is quite silly.

>> No.4938709

>>4938644
Shirou is a DEEP protagonist, I resent you deriding him, good sir.

>> No.4938787

>>4938608
But Kanon is at least 14. His balls have definitely dropped.

>> No.4938803

>>4938787
>his

>> No.4938809

>>4938787
Lacks the equipment.

>> No.4938848

>>4938478
Correction: Kinzo gets everybody jetpacks.

>> No.4938875

>>4938848
Battler tries to unwrap his, but he ends up turning it on in the process and it blasts through the roof, possibly hitting him in the head and knocking him unconscious for the rest of the day.

Maria can't get hers to work, and Rosa freaks out at her. Natsuhi and Eva start arguing, and Kinzo just blasts the fuck off of the island.

And no one ate dinner that night.

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>>4938848
YES

>> No.4938888

>>4938875
So, Battler is the designated moeblob?

>> No.4938927

>>4938888
Yeah. He's the epitome of retard moe.

>> No.4938967

>>4938883
NEEDS MORE METAL SLUG REFERENCES

>> No.4939078

Should Gohda be the dude who everyone goes to for advice?

>> No.4939131

>>4939078
Either him or Genji.

>> No.4939197

>>4939131
Everyone goes to Gohda for advice, Gohda goes to Genji.

>> No.4939212

Why does this seem better than the actual series?

>> No.4939233

>>4939212
It's because Kinzo is in it, of course!

>> No.4939250

>>4939212
Because it's not nearly as HURR DURR DARK.
It's just HURR DURR

>> No.4939308

It's because of jetpacks.

No, really.

>> No.4939495

I wish I could go to Ikea and buy a Shkannon.

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>>4939577

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>>4939602

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>>4939609

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>>4939618

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>>4939623

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>>4939628

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>>4939635

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>>4939640

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>>4939652

>> No.4939693

Oh kinzo, u so crazy

>> No.4939702

If Umineko characters were boards on 4chan, Kinzo would be /b/.

>> No.4939726

>>4939702
Except not a retard. Just batshit insane.

>> No.4939803

I think Kinzo would be /x/ - partially /b/, partially SUMMON THE DEEEEMOOOOOONS.

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