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4926790 No.4926790 [Reply] [Original]

Is there a patch to make UFO not complete shit?

Otherwise i'll shift delete and pretend there's only 11 Touhou games.

>> No.4926806

hurr durr remember when touhou was good

>> No.4926871

the patch is called "stop sucking"

>> No.4926890

>>4926790
You can't count very well.

>> No.4926904

In before and in during brainless people that defend every piece of shit ZUN makes.
ZUN hasnt made a good shmup on years, anyone who is not a Touhou will and plays other shmups agrees.

>> No.4926910

>>4926904
0/10

>> No.4926912

>>4926904
>Touhou fanboy

>> No.4926927

You're not alone, OP. UFO is pretty fuckin garbage.

>> No.4926969

UFO is the dictionary definition of gimmicky.
"Oh God, the game sucks, what I should do to fix the saucers mechanics?...meh, I will just make Sanae playable, then the fanboys wouldnt notice how shit it is."

>> No.4926974

lol what

UFO is the 2nd best game in the series, and I never touch Sanae B.

>> No.4926985

>>4926974
>UFO is the 2nd best game in the series, and I never touch other Shmups
Fixed for accuracy.

>> No.4926988

So like hop off the bandwagon OP and try actually playing it without being shit and you might figure it out

>> No.4926990

>>4926985
100% false.

>> No.4926992

The real problem with UFO is the way the UFO timers are fucking lies. They reach the top of the screen and become invincible when the game says you still have like a second left to kill them.
The losing 100 power when you die is unnecessarily harsh, too.
And the way the game can be incredibly hard if you miss UFOs, but incredibly easy if you keep getting them, clearing the screen with their explosions, and grabbing more UFOs during that time is pretty shit.


Now that I think about it, UFO does have a fair number of problems, actually.

>> No.4927007

>>4926992
Penalty for dying is good, most games have them. Touhou usually goes too easy on you with that.

The main problem UFO has is that you're encouraged to use your bombs as a collection tool and the gameplay can get really weird at high levels.

>> No.4927037

>>4927007
Dying in MoF/SA will ruin your scoring.

>> No.4927048

>>4926988

I have no desire to play it. I hate everything about it and playing it makes me want to vomit bile.

Why would I force myself to play a game I don't like.

>> No.4927060

>>4927048
How come? What's the big deal?

>> No.4927074

>>4927037
Oh, yeah. I was talking about gameplay penalties. I think graze outstrips star value in SA, too, if you get really crazy with it. People seem to not give a fuck about dying in top scoring runs.

>> No.4927100

Shift delete it and pretend there are only 11 Touhou games. Why would anyone care about what you think?

>> No.4927133

>>4927100
You can't count either.

>> No.4927183

>>4927100

Listen, you stupid little fuck. I was asking if there was a patch or not. Don't backtalk to me you fucking parasite.

>> No.4927241

>>4927183
the fuck is your problem?

>> No.4927248

The only way to make ufo not shit is to take away the ufos

>> No.4927257

>>4927183
Why would there be a patch that makes the game completely different? You obviously wanted to share your feelings with us.

>> No.4927288 [DELETED] 

>>4927241
Nothing. The thing is, Touhou 12 is not the twelfth game in the series, you dumb fuck.

>> No.4927309

>>4927133
Maybe he already pretended away a few other games and now there's just 12 left.

>> No.4927341

This trolling is too obvious.

>> No.4927342
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4927342

everyone in here

>> No.4927385

>>4927183
>calling others parasite
>never bought any of the touhou games
GOOD JOB!

>> No.4929047

th01 is not a touhou game

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