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Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:18:34 2010 No.4924646 [Reply] [Original]

How should a guy handle going on a date with a god?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:20:34 2010 No.4924656 Be polite. Be efficient.

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Apr 19 22:20:34 2010 No.4924660 Go to chili's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:20:34 2010 No.4924664 File: 223 KB, 450x600, 1255489272542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4924646 Before the date, take out all the pent-up sexual energy away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:23:34 2010 No.4924681 Treat her like she's just a normal woman/girl. Avoid talking about other gods, unless she does so first.

>>	deleted !t6J79s1XL6 Mon Apr 19 22:23:34 2010 No.4924684 There's too much going on the head to think properly during something like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:24:34 2010 No.4924690 File: 53 KB, 308x323, 1239073345987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4924664 Gee... I wonder I'm going to do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:24:34 2010 No.4924691 tell her how well my godly assets would go with her godly ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:25:34 2010 No.4924700 Explain that, as a goddess, whatever happens is her will. Then rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:26:34 2010 No.4924701 Dont get killed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 22:30:34 2010 No.4924734 >>4924700 that means, we'll be playing into her hands. that doesnt count as rape.

Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A Mon Apr 19 22:38:34 2010 No.4924775

Play the self confidence rollercoaster.

"I-I'm nothing compared to a God..!"
"But if shes dating me, she must like me... That means a God likes me!"
"But I'm just a lowly human, shes just toying with me.."
"But shes a God and I'm dating a God!"

When she asks me wtf is going on with my head, explain that this was her will. She is a God and made me do it, subconsciously.

Then rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 23:03:34 2010 No.4924883 File: 21 KB, 300x421, God.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4924681 This. The gods are jealous as hell. If you even look in the direction of another god, they tend to smite you with divine wrath,

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 23:05:34 2010 No.4924898 Don't care. I'm just using her to get closer to her delicious miko anyway. ...though that IS a very nice pic...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 23:11:34 2010 No.4924942 Wear an eyepatch.

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