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4924646 No.4924646 [Reply] [Original]

How should a guy handle going on a date with a god?

>> No.4924656

Be polite. Be efficient.

>> No.4924660

Go to chili's.

>> No.4924664
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>>4924646
Before the date, take out all the pent-up sexual energy away.

>> No.4924681

Treat her like she's just a normal woman/girl. Avoid talking about other gods, unless she does so first.

>> No.4924684

There's too much going on the head to think properly
during something like this.

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>>4924664
Gee... I wonder I'm going to do that.

>> No.4924691

tell her how well my godly assets would go with her godly ass

>> No.4924700

Explain that, as a goddess, whatever happens is her will.

Then rape.

>> No.4924701

Dont get killed

>> No.4924734

>>4924700
that means, we'll be playing into her hands. that doesnt count as rape.

>> No.4924775

Play the self confidence rollercoaster.

"I-I'm nothing compared to a God..!"
"But if shes dating me, she must like me... That means a God likes me!"
"But I'm just a lowly human, shes just toying with me.."
"But shes a God and I'm dating a God!"

When she asks me wtf is going on with my head, explain that this was her will. She is a God and made me do it, subconsciously.

Then rape.

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>>4924681
This. The gods are jealous as hell. If you even look in the direction of another god, they tend to smite you with divine wrath,

>> No.4924898

Don't care. I'm just using her to get closer to her delicious miko anyway.
...though that IS a very nice pic...

>> No.4924942

Wear an eyepatch.

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