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I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.

Anyways, I began to play Touhou about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last game.

Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Alice Margatroid every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Alice.

I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Alice. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Alice everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Alice dolls. Alice is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Alice. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Alice. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose *squeeze* board. You definitely must know a way to help Alice break free from behind her glass prison.

>> No.4921480

die and go to gensokyo

>> No.4921483

shove an alice keychain up your peehole

that'll cure your fascination

>> No.4921484

Someone post the original version of this.

>> No.4921492

Large Hadron Collider.
The border'll be gone within 2 years.

>> No.4921494

I fucked her

>> No.4921496
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>>4921484
I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.

Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode.

Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka.

I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.

Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

>> No.4921500

>>4921496
wasn't it with Rydia?

>> No.4921506

>>4921496

There it is. For some reason I kept thinking that the original was about Lucky Star.

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>>4921492
Heh, I remember her posting about that.

>> No.4921511

>>4921500
Jesus no

I thought you had lurked more than that Suigin

>> No.4921517

>>4921496
Didn't the original start with something like "Dear /g/"?

>> No.4921518

>>4921511
I usually ignore posts with more than three sentences

>> No.4921523

>>4921517
Okay now I'm just being trolled

>> No.4921522 [DELETED] 

Now you realize that Alice is hiding FROM YOU. You are disgusting.

>> No.4921530

>>4921511
It's the fake suigin idiot

>> No.4921533

>>4921500
>Rydia

HAHAHA no, original one always had Osaka. I was the one who replaced her with Rydia once like an year ago.

>> No.4921536

Someone post that Hinaichigo pasta that involves eating flower topped hamburgers with her.

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Alice disapproves of this faggatory.

>> No.4921563

you make us true waifu lovers seem like lie.

>> No.4921573

>I've shut myself off from family and friends
I would too if my room was full of girly toys.

>> No.4921577

Reported, go to /adv/

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>>4921558
I'll have you know she's squeezed me daily.

>> No.4921591

>>4921476
just post those 1000 pics so we can fap to them as well

>> No.4921591,1 [INTERNAL] 

meido is mad.

>> No.4921591,2 [INTERNAL] 

Heh, I remember this one.

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