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4919980 No.4919980 [Reply] [Original]

Guys of /jp/, if you have one of your hands in your pants and don't know why, STOP

>> No.4919981

I know why, though.

>> No.4919992

What if my hand was attached to my penis?

>> No.4920002

Phew, I'm lucky that I'm a girl then

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>>4920002
Oh boy. Here we go again.

>> No.4920017

>>4919980
No wonder Patchu's in deep shit; She uses grape juice for the IV drip.

>> No.4920019

Holding my dick feels warm and comfortable..

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>>4920002
It's fun to pretend

>> No.4920037

>>4920019
this, but i'm not actually doing it right now, and it's usually my balls, and not so much to heat up my hand but to cool down my balls

i'm completely aware of why my hands go in my pants
i'm not always aware of for how long my hands have been in my pants

>> No.4920033

What the fuck kind of magic is this are you spying on me

>> No.4920054

This is weird, and you should all consider feeling bad.

>> No.4920064

So you think you're a wizard, eh?
Try on this magic for size

I know who you are. You are male, caucasian, middle class. Your parents were relatively normal, vanilla folks. You probably had a sibling or two

You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring and petty, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average yuck grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you smiled. Chances are you got along well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, and showed at least a vague interest in learning. Perhaps the teacher sense and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.

It's probably somewhat of an exaggeration to say you HATE women. You don't enjoy the socializing game, You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty and shallow, but you still hope to encounter an innocent and interesting one at some time or another.

You despise Gaiafags, internet tough guys, /b/tards, women and preening normalfags for one simple reason: They act like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be an ego and a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

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>>4920064
God damnit.

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>>4920064

>
You went to a public school,

Private. You lose.

>> No.4920093

>>4920064
Hi Lecter.

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>>4920064

>> No.4920105

>>4920064
17% correct

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>>4920064
>probably
So much for your magic.

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