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So /jp/, if you were the little girl, do you think you'll make a good waifu?

>> No.4919127

I'd probably be a complete slut in the bedroom and the same mute hikikomori otherwise.

>> No.4919126

Reported for /a/ shit.

>> No.4919130

No, I'd never be interested in men.

>> No.4919134

No, I'd die horribly from having my pre-pubescent vagina torn apart by an over-zealous sexual encounter, like that girl on the news.

>> No.4919136

I'm almost as lazy and worthless as a woman... so, maybe?

>> No.4919140

lesbian all the way

>> No.4919141
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4919141

I would be precisely the same as I am now, only with longer hair.

>> No.4919142

I would use my female powers and completely fuck up whoever I was marrying. Then have fifty affairs on the side.

>> No.4919157

>girl

>> No.4919164

I would be a total slut.

>> No.4919174

I'm good at leeching off of people. So, yes.

>> No.4919176

i'd be the perfect housewife.

>> No.4919180

If I have a cute trap as my husband, I'll gladly service him everyday.
お風呂？ごはん？それともーー

>> No.4919186
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4919186

I'm with >>4919157. The only waifus worth having are male.

>> No.4919187

I'd do my best.

>> No.4919191

>>4919124
whats that in the dark spot at the very bottom left... blood spray?

>> No.4919193

>>4919136
I lol'd.

>>4919124
I wouldn't allow males to touch me.

>> No.4919558

>I'd probably be a complete slut in the bedroom and the same mute hikikomori otherwise

That seems like a pretty good waifu to me.
Assume you also do the housework that is.

>> No.4919582

>>4919124
No. Too lazy.

>> No.4919592

>>4919134
>like that girl on the news.
I didn't here about this. Source?

>> No.4919594

>>4919124
Absolutely.

>> No.4919595

>>4919582
You wouldn't become a good waifu if you got to become a little girl and marry Rika?

>> No.4919604

>>4919595
For Rika certainly. I'd do whatever she asked of me. For some random dude no.

>> No.4919605

>>4919592
>http://www.pi-news.org/2010/04/yemen-girl-bleeds-to-death-in-forced-marriage/

>A 13-year-old has died in Yemen from a vaginal hemorrhage, according to reports from human rights advocates – four days after her marriage to a man around 30 years old

>> No.4919611

>>4919124
Nah, while I'd make a good housewife I'd still be boring and terrible at expressing my feelings.
Sure being shy can look cute at the beginning, but imagine yourself trying to spend your life with a woman like that.
You will get bored eventually and will start searching for a more dynamic and funny love, platonic love works only in romance stories.

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>>4919605
lol

>> No.4919615 [DELETED] 

You disgusting sissy piece of shit. Get on your knees before I crack your fucking skull open.

>> No.4919633
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4919633

Frankly, I'd rather hope I wasn't so much on the little side.

>> No.4919655

I'd keep the guy under my seduction and make him do all the things that i want for me. Occasionally i could shoot him with bb-gun if i was on the mood.
So what you think? Would i make good or kickass waifu?

>> No.4919661

>>4919124
I would be alone and unloved, just like now.

>> No.4919662

>>4919655
You would make a divorced waifu.
Enjoy your cats.

>> No.4919666

>>4919191
It's just Mutsurini nosebleeding again.

>> No.4919677

>>4919662
He'll never have the chance to make that decision...
sfx "clack, clack"

>> No.4919686

>>4919655

Occasionally, I would shoot you with my rifle when I'm in the mood. Oh wait, I already do that!

>> No.4919693

Disgusting.

>> No.4919695

I've been told I'd make a good wife someday. Although I'm not female...

>> No.4919698

Don't be stupid, OP. That kind of thing could never

Oh God.

What's happened?!

HELP! HELP! SOMEONE HELP! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!

>> No.4919699

>>4919686
You dont wanna shoot me, i make so small target. You'd only get frustrated.

>> No.4919704

>>4919695

Lolwut? Tell us more.

>> No.4919713

>>4919704
I usually dress up as female characters at the cons that I visit. My mom helps me with my hair and make up. She is the one that told me I would make a good wife.

>> No.4919717

Hideyoshi isn't a little girl

>> No.4919731

>>4919713
You have it easy, my mother calls me "daughter" sometimes, and I don't even crossdress. I was also confused for an elementary schooler back when I was in high school.

Being small, so good.

>> No.4919742

>>4919713

So, I take it that you are a convincing female when you dress up? Do you look convincing when not dressed up and wearing makeup? Was you mom joking or does she actually expect you to come home with a man?

>> No.4919751

>>4919713
>>4919731
Do you two have sisters?

>> No.4919768

>>4919742
I suppose I look convincing without dressing up. With my hair the way it is now I don't require a wig.

>>4919751
No sister

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>>4919717
Does he want to be the little girl?

>> No.4919777

>>4919713
>>4919731
Typical /jp/ households

>> No.4919788

>>4919731
>>4919713

My mom accused me of whoring myself out to men. I was seriously dumbstruck. I then told my mother she was giving me too much credit.

>> No.4919805

>>4919776

He's effeminate. I'm guessing he's like Bridget. Wants to be male but doesn't know what to do to be one.

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>>4919788
What kind of people do you hang out with?

>> No.4919818

Why would I be a good wife?

>>4919788
Your mom actually wants to fuck you in place of your dad.

>> No.4919835

>>4919713
That sounds very awkward. Do you bring home guys after cons? I've never been to a con. Might attend one over the summer.

>> No.4919841

>>4919788

My friends are normal, in a sense, most of them are straight guys, I can't connect with girls because they think I'm to sassy. I'm kind of the odd fag, I admit, but by principle, I cant and won't ever look at friends "that way".

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>> No.4919857 [DELETED] 

>>4919841

Too sassy? What exactly does that mean? Surely, you can find at least one girl who finds that attractive?

>> No.4919860

>>4919788


Your mom is a lesbian and wants you to be gay.

>> No.4919869

>You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.
I hate this message so much.

>> No.4919871

Always nice to know I wasn't the only one that had fucked up parents.

>> No.4919873

>>4919841

Too sassy? What does that mean?

>> No.4919881

>>4919873
-Speed +SDef natured.

>> No.4919890

>>4919873
Means that he is a bitch

>> No.4919886

>>4919835
My dad would go crazy if I brought home someone. So no I haven't

>> No.4919887

>>4919881

Sorry, I don't understand that language.

>> No.4919895

>>4919860

She said it in an angry christian way.

>>4919873
I'm saying something in the line of offensive, disrespectful, boisterous, rude, slapstick is part of comedic routine. The "sassy but not in a good way kind of sassy."

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>> No.4919929

>>4919841
>I cant and won't ever look at friends "that way"
Everyone says that until something happens between you.

>> No.4919932
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4919932

If I were a little girl, I would wait until I am at least 16 years old before searching for a husband.
I would date men without having sex with them to see if it works out or not. If it doesn't or if the guy pressures me to have sex, I'll break up immediately and find someone else. Once I find a nice, virgin man (diseases free) with a high enough income to support a family without me having to work, I'd marry him.
Then I would be a lovely waifu, I would make food, clean the house, take care of the children, etc...
And I would also tell my husbando that I will cut off his penis if I see him flirting with other women, and I'd be dead serious.

So yeah, I think I'd make a good waifu.

>> No.4919938

>>4919932
So sweet~

>> No.4919952

>>4919932
Marry me.

>> No.4919961
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>> No.4919968

>>4919932
You sound wonderful. Although terms would need to be set on what was considered flirting.

>> No.4919976

>>4919919
Do traps like being objectified?

>> No.4919975

>>4919932
If I were a girl, I would marry you. The purity of such a sweet young maiden shouldn't be tarnished by the viles of men.

>> No.4919983

>>4919975
Once there are science babies, men won't be needed anymore

>> No.4919991

I'd be extremely lazy and selfish... I could afford it if I were a girl.

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>>4919124
Yes, but I'd want to be Vanille

>> No.4920013

>>4919983

>Once there are science babies, women won't be needed anymore

Fix'd.

>> No.4920020

>>4919983
Well, there are animals that do just well without men. Instead of mating, they take in the DNA of surrounding organisms to ensure diversity. Not only animal but even plant and bacterium genes are found in them, and you can even have a part of your genome live in a colony of microscopic eternally pure lesbian maidens using a very simple procedure.

That aside, drinking tea together with a fellow young girl is a sublime act indeed. Too bad I'll never experience it.

>> No.4920031

Stop teasing me /jp/

>> No.4920082

Well I guess the best choice /jp/ has is to find a girl who's an alpha female like Fang to be your husbando since you can never be the little girl

>> No.4920225

>>4919983
>>4920013

..Wasn't there an anime where that was the whole setting?

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>> No.4920261

>>4920082
I'd be the best waifu to her ever.
I'd cook meals that would help with her health and figure, I'd ensure the house was tidy and clean, that the bathrooms were immaculate, I'd wash clothes in the evening, and I'd dry and iron her suit in the morning so she could wear it when it was nice and warm, hopefully earning myself a goodbye kiss and pat on the head before she left for work.

No interest in doing it for a guy, though. Doesn't have the same effect on me.

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