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4916992 No.4916992 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, /jp/, a question... I've been seeing all these threads about floor-pissing for a while, and yesterday I thought I'd give it a try myself. I must say it really is a hell of a lot more convenient, but do you guys just piss wherever, or do you have a designated corner to piss in? Also, how often do you clean it? Do you try to wipe it up a bit every day/week/month, or do you just let it sit, and hope you get used to the smell eventually?

>> No.4917000

It either collects in my computer chair or underneath it on the floor.

>> No.4917008

i simply piss in front of the computer
and yes i leave it until i get used to the smell

>> No.4917025

I piss on the ceiling and hope it evaporates before it has a chance to drip down.

>> No.4917028

I pee my pants and hope it evaporates.

>> No.4917024
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4917024

seriously, what the hell op.
just go to the god damn bathroom in 5 steps..
or if you're THAT lazy, then try using a pet-bottle like a prideful glorious nipponese NEET.

>> No.4917031

IF PEEIN YOUR PANTS IS COOL CONSIDER ME MILES DAVIS!

>> No.4917039

>>4917024
Why is it tripfags are always such normalfags?

>> No.4917043

>>4917039
Stop making stupid generalizations.

>> No.4917044

>crystal geyser
The irony :(

>> No.4917045

I can understand a piss bottle,but just letting loose on the carpet?

>> No.4917049

I don't understand how peeing in a corner is more convenient than peeing in the bathroom

>> No.4917050

>>4917039
There's nothing "normalfriend" about getting up, going into the bathroom, and peeing into a toilet like the higher-level primate you pretend to be.

>> No.4917054

ALL OVER THE FLOOR

>> No.4917061

>>4917056
0/10

>> No.4917057

OP image looks like the canada dry ginger ale

>> No.4917056

Eww... You guys don't seriously piss on the floor, do you? I'm telling you, every girl ever will find you completely repulsive if you do that. You're never going to get laid if your room stinks of urine, LOL!

>> No.4917052

>>4917039
>Why is it tripfags
you could have ended your sentence here

>> No.4917068

>>4917056
>otaku
>girl

>> No.4917070

>>4917056
Stop trying to derail a good thread. Go fuck up an umineko thread or something.

>> No.4917073
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4917073

>>4917056
>Sexy Otaku Girl

>> No.4917075

>>4917068
>otaku
>sexy

>> No.4917078

Fuck, now all the smartasses have to post a reaction image.

>> No.4917081

>>4917056
>sexy
>girl

>> No.4917082

>>4917056
>Sexy
>Girl
Haha, make me laugh you pig disgusting women.

>> No.4917090
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4917090

>>4917056
yo, I think my cell's broken.
it doesn't have your phone number in it.

>> No.4917087

>>4917078
Go back to /v/. And take your hilarious reaction image posters with you.

>> No.4917094

>>4917025
I lol'd

>> No.4917108

I'm too much a germaphobe to let loose in a corner. Pissing in a bottle is fine though.

>> No.4917126

>>4917108
Urine is a sterile solution, bro. Just don't defecate in the corner.

>> No.4917136

>>4917039
Only normalfags would want attention badly enough to post with a trip.

>> No.4917144

>>4917126

Bad science.
True, it's sterile on its own, but bacteria start to grow in it the moment it comes in contact with the air.

>> No.4917145

This is why everyone says /jp/ is the worst.

>> No.4917154

>>4917144
The same could be said about spilling water on the floor.

>> No.4917177

You should just kill yourself if you piss in a bottle when a toilet is readily available.

>> No.4917182

What I like to do is take the piss that I've collected and put one of those spray nozzle on the bottle and then I go around my neighborhood to the areas where cats hang out at and I spray my piss over theirs.
Thus, marking my territory.

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>>4917182
picture related

>> No.4917196

>>4917154


The difference there is like the difference between stubbing your toe and getting hit by a car.
Sure, both of them do hurt, but...

>> No.4917208

>>4917196
Stubbing your toe probably hurts more. I mean, if you get hit by a car, you'll either be unconscious or in a sort of shock shortly afterward, so you aren't really going to feel the pain for a while.

>> No.4917212

>>4917208
But what if you stub your toe on a car, as it is hitting you?

>> No.4917216

Why would I piss on the floor when pissing out the window is much more entertaining?

>> No.4917229

>>4917216
We don't all have easily accessible windows, and anyway, having to deal with opening it is probably more trouble than just walking to the toilet.

>> No.4917243
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4917243

This is perfect.

>> No.4917265

I piss directly into my mouth.

>> No.4917281

This is why I love you, /jp/.

>> No.4917282

>>4917265
No, no, no, didn't you watch Kevin Costner do it? You have to build yourself that gizmo that magically extracts all the water from it first.

>> No.4917289

Proud peejugger

>> No.4917295

>>4917282
NASA has that.
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-4BFfdGufo

>> No.4917314

>>4917295
Oh jesus that just about killed me.

>> No.4917405

so... do people actually do this?

>> No.4917414

>>4917405
No.

...Maybe.

... You don't?

>> No.4917967

>>4917405
Besides the normalfags, a good number of us do at least some of the time.

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