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Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:36:14 2010 No.4916827 [Reply] [Original]

I did it /jp/, I fingered my asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:37:14 2010 No.4916831 Sniff your finger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:37:14 2010 No.4916829 Big deal, I do it every day. Come back when you're fingering your urethra.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:37:14 2010 No.4916836 >>4916829 >fingering your urethra. Big deal, I do it every day. Come back when you're having anal with yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:37:14 2010 No.4916834 File: 23 KB, 250x250, 1193544413367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pfft, come back when you've cum hands-free from pumping cucumbers in there. Newbies...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:38:14 2010 No.4916837 File: 15 KB, 183x195, fascinating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fascinating, do keep me informed on your advances in sexual deviancy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:38:14 2010 No.4916841 Now you can't get married

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:39:14 2010 No.4916845 >>4916829 Thank you for confirming that other people do this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:39:14 2010 No.4916846 Congrulations, you're now gay. Fingering your asshole is a stepping stone to being fucked in the ass by other guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:40:14 2010 No.4916853 ｉ　ｓｔｕｃｋ　ｍｙ　ｐｈｏｎｅ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｍｙ　ａｎａｌ　ｏｎｃｅｉｔ　ｒａｎｇ　ａｎｄ　ｉ　ｇｏｔ　ｏｆｆ　ｈａｒｄｔｈｅｎ　ｉ　ｏｗｕｌｄ　ｈａｖｅ　ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ　ｃａｌｌｓｕｐｅｒ　ｅｍｂａｒｒａｓｅｓ　ａｒｏｕｎｄ　ｐａｒｅｎｔｓ

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:41:14 2010 No.4916860 I can't finger myself correctly i'm too tight back there ;_;, i can't even get a lubed up pinky past the first knuckle

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:41:14 2010 No.4916861 >>4916846 >Congrulations Discredited Sounding is the best though, OP. Especially with a syringe (needle removed) filled with sterilized water. Feels like you're cumming the whole time you're doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:42:14 2010 No.4916866 >>4916861 What the fuck? What is sounding?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:43:14 2010 No.4916873 File: 261 KB, 800x800, 8c736dbc135d1064bd0f9a89b9e25bcd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4916866 This is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:44:14 2010 No.4916879 >>4916873 Nooooooooooo

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Sun Apr 18 22:44:14 2010 No.4916883 congratulations shinji

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:44:14 2010 No.4916885 >>4916873 ｗｉｔｈ　ｐｏｃｋｙ？ｎｏｔ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｓａｎｉｔａｒｙ　ａｔ　ａｌｌ

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:46:14 2010 No.4916893 >>4916861 faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:47:14 2010 No.4916895 >>4916873 That looks terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:47:14 2010 No.4916902 File: 391 KB, 1049x1515, heisei3_www.hentairules.net_03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One down, many more to go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:47:14 2010 No.4916900 >>4916893 whoa dude whoa faggots? on /jp/? you crazy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:47:14 2010 No.4916897 >>4916893 Why are you so angry, anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:49:14 2010 No.4916912 >>4916902 Helmet polishing is god tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:51:14 2010 No.4916925 I hate to admit it but... This is the best thread on /jp/ right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:53:14 2010 No.4916938 >>4916860 You're probably nervous and clenching. It takes me a while to relax myself enough to get a finger in there. And even when I manage to I tense up right away

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:55:14 2010 No.4916952 >>4916873 >>4916902 This shit looks painful and or unpleasant

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:56:14 2010 No.4916959 >>4916902 What the hell is plastic bag masturbation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:57:14 2010 No.4916964 >>4916938 >>4916860 you guys need to lay down and try it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:58:14 2010 No.4916968 >>4916827 Did you do it because of the prostate massager threads that have been appearing on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 22:59:14 2010 No.4916981 >>4916873 The urethra is a hole like that, it's a slit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:10:14 2010 No.4917064 I did it too but can't find my prostate

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:17:14 2010 No.4917097 >>4917064 This

Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:24:14 2010 No.4917133

>>4917097
>>4917064
You can find it without putting anything into your butt. With your finger just push a little lower than your balls and feel around for something hard and round. You'll scream like a little girl when you find out how awesome it feels when you do it right

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:25:14 2010 No.4917140 >>4917133 Are you lying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:27:14 2010 No.4917153 I'd do it, but my ass is probably dirty as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:29:14 2010 No.4917164 >>4917140 Nope, you can definitely feel it from the outside

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:31:14 2010 No.4917178 File: 34 KB, 265x207, GAAAY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Faggots are the bane of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:34:14 2010 No.4917201 >>4916829 >>4916836 owch.. owch...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:35:14 2010 No.4917206 >>4917133 Well, feeling under my balls I can kind of feel something and when I push it my penis kind of swells up and the head starts to feel good, is that what I'm looking for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:36:14 2010 No.4917217 Hey that's awesome now try autoerotic asphyxiation! Remember the longer you go without air the bigger the nut you bust!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:37:14 2010 No.4917221 >>4917206 Yup, feels exponentially better if you can find it from the inside though

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:37:14 2010 No.4917226 File: 84 KB, 510x731, straight gay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4916827

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:45:14 2010 No.4917267 So many unsecure in sexuality newfags on /jp/ today?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:45:14 2010 No.4917268 >>4917133 How big is this hard and round thing? I think I'm having trouble locating it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:46:14 2010 No.4917274 >>4917267 Weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 18 23:57:14 2010 No.4917343 >>4917268 Well making it come to the surface for outside simulation requires you to use PC muscles or some shit, but it should be there

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 00:23:14 2010 No.4917531 >>4917268 Well poke around, it's under the balls but above the butthole lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 00:24:14 2010 No.4917549 I think I might have found it. I don't feel a hard lump, but poking around there is definitely pleasurable.

>>	Anonymous of Manila !!1gI4uJox3s7 Mon Apr 19 00:28:14 2010 No.4917568 File: 50 KB, 240x240, 1266701334720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4916853

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 00:38:14 2010 No.4917634 >>4916902 Ejaculating onto something definitely feels better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 00:43:14 2010 No.4917664 I need to try the pastic bag one

Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:17:14 2010 No.4919098

God damnit. I tried this because I figured it would feel good. I got my finger in, tried to find anything that would feel good, but couldn't. I noticed something hard and somewhat sharp poking on the other side of my finger, and when I moved my finger in that direction, they moved. I don't really know what they were. Peanuts, corn, or ass bugs are my guesses. I am never fingering my asshole ever again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:23:14 2010 No.4919117 >>4919098 And I should add that I've eaten either in the past two weeks so I'm going to assume they are ass bugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:27:14 2010 No.4919133 >>4919098 >>4919117 clean yourself out throughly first you disgusting ape although it sounds like you have worms[/spoiler[

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:29:14 2010 No.4919138 >>4919133 I tried to shit but nothing came out, I don't know how much cleaner I can get.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:32:14 2010 No.4919163 File: 135 KB, 480x640, 81509bd62cdc2fd319e4a2ac13159eaef81b3683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4919098 >>4919117

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:34:14 2010 No.4919170 I like to lay on my back on my bed, backwards so that my legs are kind of propped up against the wall. I then finger my anus with my left hand and masturbate with my right. Then I cum on my own face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:39:14 2010 No.4919190 Use an enema you disgusting faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:41:14 2010 No.4919199 File: 17 KB, 350x350, 1262018308345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I did it /jp/, I fingered my asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:42:14 2010 No.4919202 >>4919190 No way, I'm not putting something like that in my butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 05:43:14 2010 No.4919208 Everyone in this thread actually just quietly sits at their desk while touching their penis and watching a video of a 3D woman having sex in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 06:01:14 2010 No.4919253 >>4919098 Wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 19 06:01:14 2010 No.4919257 >>4919208 It's not consensual, is it? I think I might be physically ill.

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