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4911958 No.4911958 [Reply] [Original]

Don't you guys hate it when you shit on the floor and your parents refuse to clean it up for you?

I mean, there's rude, and then there's this. I hope they die of cancer soon so I can get my inheritance money and be rid of them.

>> No.4911959

0/10

>> No.4911961

And when the government won't give you money because of a few technicalities, fuck.

>> No.4911964

That's why you have to tell them the dog did it.

>> No.4911969

>>4911961
Tell me about it, they only give me $600 a month for my depression.

How the hell am I supposed to live off that little money?

>> No.4911980

>>4911961
Fucking Texas, I'm just fucked enough not to be able to get a job but not enough to get money to stay out of society.

>> No.4911981

>>4911964
I save up my shits for about a week until I can't stand the pressure anymore, then I stand on my head and shit so hard that it hits the ceiling and sticks.

It's kinda hard to blame that on the dog.

>> No.4911982

>>4911961
Yeah, fuck that.
I only get 412€ and rent.

>> No.4912109

Sure is spoiled brats in here.

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>>4912128

>> No.4912252

Pro-tip, copraphillia won't get you a disability pension, but it will get you forcibly hospitalised if practiced earnestly, and locked psych wards don't have internet, or waifu.

>> No.4912258

>>4911958
Get out, underage b&. /jp/ is only for mature NEETs living alone.

>> No.4912274

>>4912252
>forcibly hospitalised
In my country you can only get forcibly hospitalized if you are a danger to yourself or others.

In other words, unless you're violent, you never get "locked up in a psych ward".

>> No.4912294

>>4912274
>earnestly eating your own shit
>"not a danger to yourself"
In your country I suggest that it would be worth looking into training doctors in toxic shock.

>> No.4912298

>>4912294
Eating shit isn't dangerous, don't be a moron.

>> No.4912299

>>4912274

thank god for america and the first amendment

>> No.4912306

>>4912274
That'd be the U.S.
And it's perfectly legal to put somebody out on the street for being a health-code violation and then lock them up for continuing to do whatever unacceptable, nutty thing they do.

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