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Here are the rules:
1. Make a text file and keep count of how many times you fap to each Touhou girl
2. If you fap to a picture with more than one girl, you only count the girl you were looking at when you ejaculated
3. Have fun and enjoy your girls

>> No.4911654

>you only count the girl you were looking at when you ejaculated

Maybe I can look at more than one girl at the same time.

>> No.4911655

dude i have 90 eyes i fap to the pic with all the touhous i won

>> No.4911659

>>4911655
then you came on cat?

>> No.4911656

This is too easy. Try something I don't do three times a day.

>> No.4911657

I don't fap to touhou anymore, I'm bored with the franchise.

>> No.4911660

>>4911656
You ONLY fap 3 times a day?

>> No.4911661

Here are the rules:
1. Don't talk about Touhou.
2. DON'T TALK ABOUT TOUHOU.

>> No.4911664

Why only Touhou? Just make it a general /jp/ fapping game.

>> No.4911667

Counting how many times you masturbate to lolis
sharing that number with men online
yeah what the fuck

>> No.4911678
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>> No.4911687

lol seriously /jp/? I'm so telling other boards about this

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4911693

Sounds like fun

>> No.4911699

I don't want to know how many times /jp/ faps and I'm sure /jp/ feels the same.

>> No.4911706

Fuck off. That's not better than /a/ and its fucking fakku.net roll threads.

>> No.4911707

>>4911699
I want to know how much /jp/ faps.

>> No.4911702
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>> No.4911709

>>4911687
Go ahead.

It's a pity I can't really compete. I fap a lot, but not even half of it is touhou. Three times to Fate today.

>> No.4911711

>>4911707
too much

>> No.4911716
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4911716

Already covered 56, including a flying, bearded magical turtle.
What do I win?

>> No.4911718

>>4911716
i came five times just looking at that pic

>> No.4911721

>>4911716
>56

Since the previous thread!?

>> No.4911722

Since April 17, 2010
Flandre 1
Remilia 3
Sakuya 1
Keine 2
Mokou 1
Hieda no Akyu 1

>> No.4911723

>>4911722
I'm going to use all this data to finally determine the sluttiest touhou.

>> No.4911731

I like this game.

>> No.4911739

>>4911723
Then, in that case
Aya 4,976
Sanae 7,269

>> No.4911742

>>4911707
I fap about once a week.

>> No.4911744
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>>4911723
You can't determine the sluttiest slut by a majority vote.
Some like their vampires, others like their ⑨s.
But we all know who the biggest slut is.

>> No.4911750

>>4911744
An umbrella? How the fuck can an umbrella be slutty?

>> No.4911774

>>4911750

Well look at that tongue, man. YOU TELL ME

>> No.4911794

10 april 2010
alice 190 -
chen 8 -
Cirno 133 -
Flan 107 -
Hina 4 -
Kogasa 4
Kaguya 1
Komachi + shikieiki 296
Marisa 185
Moukou 46
Mystia 15
Nitori 62
Nue 1
Reimu 126
Reisen 102
Reiuzi 51
Remillia 13
Rumia 18
Sakuya 19
Sanae 1
Satori 7
Slut 20
Tewi 4
Yomou + yuyuko 45
Yukari 7
Yuuka 6

1475 all together.

>> No.4911852

>>4911794
Good job.

>> No.4911868

This thread reminds me of Rance's diary, only that had a bit more dignity and variation.

>> No.4911874

>>4911794
you must be kidding

>> No.4911880

>>4911874
No, it's possible. Maybe he spent the whole week fapping every few minutes without getting any sleep.

>> No.4911883

>>4911794
~1.2/10minutes? No sleep included 24/7.

>> No.4911890

>>4911880
It's still not possible, unless he did it one week entirely without sleep, and given a 10 minute refactory period. It might make sense if rule 2 is ignored, but then all bets are off.

>> No.4911899

>>4911794
You are on your way to becoming youkai, if you aren't one already. Something like ama-no-jaku probably.

This just isn't human.

>> No.4911898

What world records are there for fapping, anyway?

>> No.4911910

>>4911794
Y-You monster...

...

You fapped to Kaguya once?

>> No.4912000
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>>4911794
>Tewi
>4
>Nazrin
>not even on the list

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>>4911794
>Sanae 1

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>>4911794
>sanae 1
>aya 0

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>> No.4912094

Why would I do that anyway?

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>>4912090

yawn

>> No.4912096,1 [INTERNAL] 

Damn you meido.

>> No.4912096,2 [INTERNAL] 

I actually wanted to do this game!

>> No.4912096,3 [INTERNAL] 

Quite literally circlejerking.
And you say we tripfriends are bad.

>> No.4912096,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>4912096,3
>literally circlejerking.
I see no penises.

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