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4910870 No.4910870 [Reply] [Original]

You're forced to fight Guile in a cage match. What do you do?

>> No.4910874

Die.

>> No.4910873

Step to the side, knowing he exists on a 2 dimensional plane

>> No.4910876

>>4910870

HAKODEN!

>> No.4910877

Are you kidding? I think his biceps are as big as my head. Curl into a fetal position and throw the fucking match

>> No.4910880

spam tiger shot

>> No.4910881

[ ] Genflect
[x] rape the maids

>> No.4910883

Spam fireballs until he dies, because he cannot do anything without charging.

>> No.4910885
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4910885

> What do you do?

Go home and be a family man.

>> No.4910886

Ask Dudley to train me.

>> No.4910888

>>4910870
Bleed. A lot.

>> No.4910889

Rape the maid

>> No.4910892

Swith off the console. Pulled the plug.

>> No.4910897

>>4910883
Lets just hope this guile's godly possessor knows how to deal with fireball spam

>> No.4910895

Summon my Stand.

>> No.4910894

Use my Aikido to subdue him.

>> No.4910911

Awe in front of his sunglass cancel.
Or just spam Spiral Arrow and Cannon Spike.

>> No.4910923

Open my legs and hopes he obliges.

>> No.4910925
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4910925

If this is happening, I am in a world in which Chi can have direct and physical effects. I immediately utilize sorcery. Then I study how such energies can manifest in this universe before returning here.

>> No.4910933
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4910933

Teleport and spam fireballs.

>> No.4910939

I remember that he's a shitty charge character and I wear my best trollface while shooting tiger shots and tiger uppercuts.

>> No.4910942
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4910942

It could be worse.

>> No.4910941

Just dodge Sonic Boom and never go near him otherwise he'll back-flip kick me. That's the only thing Guile can do anyway.

>> No.4910944

INSTEAD OF DODGING FISTS, JUST LOOK FOR PLACES WHERE THERE AREN'T ANY FISTS.

>> No.4910945

>>4910933
Don't forget using throw once in a while just to frustrate him!

>> No.4910949
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4910949

>>4910870
I WILL DO MY BEST.

>> No.4910955 [DELETED] 

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>> No.4910953
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4910953

I kick his ass in hand to hand combat.

We'll take turns punching each other in the face for 40days straight before we both tire out and then walk off into the sunset with beers in hand.

>> No.4910954

>>4910942
GAH HA HA.
GAH HA HA.
GAH HA HA.
GAH HA HA.

>> No.4910959

>>4910955
I'm not sure whether the cage has an internet connection, though your idea of bribing him at no large financial burden to yourself is well thought out and reasonable.

>> No.4910958
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4910958

Unleash Saikyo power

>> No.4910968
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4910968

Go on, do a flash kick.

Do it, faggot.

SAIKYO-ULTRA.

>> No.4910984

Reach out my hand and summon he who stands behind me.

Guile's sonic boom would have killed anyone but the fastest forum browser or nekomimi, and even they would have perished from the surround air boiling in evil. Humans definitely wouldn't stand a chance,

But he is not human.

>> No.4910986

Jump at him while blocking. You can do that in other games, you know.

>> No.4910988

[Don't cry]

>> No.4910989 [SPOILER] 
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4910989

>>4910984

>> No.4910992

>>4910984
>>4910988
>>4910989

OSOI!

>> No.4911002

>>4910989
Well, fuck.

>> No.4911379

>>4910986
WHEN in dout i sonic boom

>> No.4911393

I give him the chocolate.

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