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4907638 No.4907638 [Reply] [Original]

Marisa saw the pirate ship heading toward Japan. She decided to stop it with her magic, so she flew on over, and thought she should stop it without killing the pirates if possible. She flew around the top of the ship, and realized that she could probably stop their movement if she destroyed the mast. But what if they had backup rowers? So she snuck in and went down inside the ship, and she saw a huge stockpile of gunpowder, and some flints beside it. If she sparked the gunpowder she could destroy the whole ship, but that would kill all the pirates.

But as the ship approached the port, she knew she had to make her choice now.

Mast, or spark.

>> No.4907645
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4907645

that was a long way to go for that pun.

>> No.4907646

>Japan
what

>> No.4907649

>>4907646
Is Gensokyo not landlocked?

>> No.4907653

Everyone knows Marisa wouldn't think of all that stuff.

Better question, Master Spark, steal all their gold, or both?

>> No.4907656
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Sakuya was dusting, and Remilia ordered her to dust out the clock tower. Sakuya was like "no way, that tower is just way too dusty! I'm not going to dust it!" And Remilia was like "yeah you are going to dust it, or you're fired!" And Sakuya said "then how about a duel to settle this? If you win, I'll dust the clock tower. And if I win I don't have to." And Remilia accepted the terms of the duel.

Needless to say, Sakuya cleaned Remilia's clock.

>> No.4907657

>>4907649
who gives a shit if it's landlocked or not when you have FLYING SHIPS

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Cirno was tired of being a low-ranking stage 2 boss, so she decided to storm Remilia's castle. But she couldn't get past Meiling, so she decided to use a clever trick. Remembering something from a book she read one time, she decided to make a big hollow ice statue of a bull, and write the words "for Remilia" on it. She left it in front of the castle gate and hid inside it. But Remilia didn't fall for it. She shot lots of fire and melted the bull.

It was the great Cirno bull meltdown.

>> No.4907667

>>4907663
>a book she read

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