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Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:05:45 2010 No.4905871 [Reply] [Original]

We are at the 60 Year mark /jp/. Follow me, I shall show you the way to Gensyoko.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:06:45 2010 No.4905882 ME FIRST

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:06:45 2010 No.4905880 File: 81 KB, 370x310, cool story 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet Gensyoko doesn't have an internet-connection. No, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:07:45 2010 No.4905894 >>4905880 Fuck you. You just killed all my fantasies about going there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:07:45 2010 No.4905884 Please guide me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:11:45 2010 No.4905917 I wish I was Chen's shikigami ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:12:45 2010 No.4905924 File: 914 KB, 1000x1000, 9278600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4905880 The kappa built a nuclear reactor and a giant robot. I'm sure they could do something for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:12:45 2010 No.4905925 Send in a Predator UAV first, then a Blitz with tanks. It's what the US Army did in Hell.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Apr 17 15:15:45 2010 No.4905942 File: 20 KB, 449x338, 1265003253170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4905880 gensokyan waifu > interwebs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:16:45 2010 No.4905948 No, Chen, I won't let you turn me into youkai food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:19:45 2010 No.4905971 File: 126 KB, 800x267, 1260162640435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHICH WAIFU DO I TAKE WHEN I GET THERE??

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:20:45 2010 No.4905979 You know, I should attempt to make a shikigami, enchant a mirror or get a goho doji one day, just for laughs and kicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:21:45 2010 No.4905985 >>4905971 Well, they'll have to love you back, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:21:45 2010 No.4905989 >>4905971 what kind of retarded question is that? There is only ONE waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:21:45 2010 No.4905990 >>4905985 yes well I'm quite the charmer I'll have you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:22:45 2010 No.4905996 File: 548 KB, 1300x598, dae5d360b715dc7609fd4f46b166b354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we go to Kenkou Kurosu's world of monster girls instead? It looks like I'm more likely to get laid there and less likely to die.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Apr 17 15:23:45 2010 No.4905999 >>4905871 Mai waifu doesn't live there, so no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:32:45 2010 No.4906093 >>4905871 Guide me, Chen. Also, tell Yukari to turn me into a girl, maybe a white-wolf tengu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:32:45 2010 No.4906100 >>4906093 And how the fuck is Yukari supposed to do that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:36:45 2010 No.4906126 >>4906100 Gap hax.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:36:45 2010 No.4906127 >>4906100 No idea. Some sort of border-breaking magic, perhaps? If all else fails, ask Eirin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:37:45 2010 No.4906137 >>4906126 >>4906127 Yeah, now you realize that gap hax can't do shit about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:42:45 2010 No.4906183 >>4906093 Well, spirits of the prideful and monks that stray away from Buddhism are said to turn into tengu, no? You could try it out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:43:45 2010 No.4906197 >>4906137 Manipulate border between human and white-wolf tengu/male and female. If we can think of it, Yukari can do it. If we can't Yukari can do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:48:45 2010 No.4906227 >>4906137 Sure she can. There's is border between everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 15:50:45 2010 No.4906244 >>4906197 >>4906227 What makes you think that putting a iron bar crossing your head via using gap hax will make the iron bar part of your body instead of not killing you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:12:45 2010 No.4906406 >>4905996 Second. Vampire is a low tier waifu though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:21:45 2010 No.4906441 >>4905924 The kappa wouldn't let a dirty peasant human anywhere near their shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:27:45 2010 No.4906483 If Gensokyo was real, none of the girls would go for anybody here, they would only go for the alpha males, just like real life. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:33:45 2010 No.4906519 >>4906483 Then become an alpha male and await the arrival of your Gensokyan waifu anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:36:45 2010 No.4906548 File: 12 KB, 345x398, guido033pl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4906519 >become an alpha male >/jp/ Yeah, no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:40:45 2010 No.4906573 >>4906548 lol

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Apr 17 16:40:45 2010 No.4906577 File: 6 KB, 118x126, 1239795291391s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4906406 WHAT DID YOU SAY FAGGOT!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:46:45 2010 No.4906606 >>4906548 You will never succeed with an attitude like that! Believe in yourself!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:49:45 2010 No.4906615 File: 104 KB, 368x434, 1270681128558.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4905942 Indeed. Patchy in a cup, for one.

Anonymous Sat Apr 17 16:51:45 2010 No.4906631
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>>4906483

Really? No, some of them would rather have someone to boss around.

Take Reimu. You think she wants some manly-man? Fuck no, she wants someone to yell at, and sweep for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:01:45 2010 No.4906723 File: 234 KB, 1024x768, dr-strangelove1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4905871 >Looking for a lost kitty >0X-0XX0

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:05:45 2010 No.4906766 >>4905871 Off to Voile the magic library I go, to live a hikikomori lifestyle to the fullest!

>>	Shanker Sat Apr 17 17:06:45 2010 No.4906774 File: 388 KB, 720x2473, Motherfucking Yukari.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4906100 Oh, she'll find a way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:09:45 2010 No.4906794 File: 204 KB, 600x778, 1267737442974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4905880 If Gensokyo doesn't have an internet connection, then we shall make our own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:11:45 2010 No.4906807 >>4906244 MAGIC

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:12:45 2010 No.4906819 File: 590 KB, 1400x946, 1271052113145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4905925 Hell also lacked a girl that could "Move your eye into her hand, and crush it" and another one with a spear that never misses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:12:45 2010 No.4906822 File: 32 KB, 704x480, orz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >realize that I'd be lead to my death, then eaten. Or maybe eaten first...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:18:45 2010 No.4906870 >>4906822 Just head for one of the shrines. I can't see Chen overpowering someone, and for Yukari...it's too much work to eat someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:21:45 2010 No.4906901 >>4906870 But what if she's acting under Ran's orders? That'd make her a Ran level threat. And maybe Yukari issued the order so Ran is a Yukari level threat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:41:45 2010 No.4907014 File: 277 KB, 1400x1001, Map of Gensokyo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4906901 Then as soon as you are there, you run right for the shrine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:44:45 2010 No.4907035 >>4907014 only to get gapped to the dinner table.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:50:45 2010 No.4907056 File: 1.35 MB, 2000x2000, 1203195808875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4907014 That's a shit map. Have an outdated one instead.

>>	Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj Sat Apr 17 17:55:45 2010 No.4907075 File: 869 KB, 1500x1700, d2f130f63bd784129596f16da6ec52e2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4907056 The most accurate map of Gensokyo up to date.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:56:45 2010 No.4907081 >>4907075 You disgust me.

Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:56:45 2010 No.4907082

If /jp/ ended up in Gensokyo and survived, becoming youkai would be pretty easy, anyway. Steal oil, become youkai. Die with regrets, become youkai. Get overly pissed off/jealous/covetous/prideful, live a sinful life, die hungry, be unfaithful, stray away from the Buddhist path, eat mermaid flesh, hold off from cumming for 1000 days (okay, now there's a requirement /jp/ cannot fulfill, even if we exclude part involving stopping the blood flow and breathing as well. ) etc., it all could make you one type of immortal or another.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 17:56:45 2010 No.4907086 >>4907082 What, no. What the fuck are you talking about?

Anonymous Sat Apr 17 18:09:45 2010 No.4907161

>>4907086
>Steal oil
Abura-akago
>Die with regrets
Masakado's head was reportedly alive after he got beheaded
>Get overly pissed off
Kiyo
>jealous
Lady Rokujo
>prideful
Tengu
>live a sinful life/stray away from the Buddhist path
A shitload, like preta
>die hungry
A ritual to bind a dog's spirit to a magician apparently involves starving the dog with a feast just outside its reach and killing it off, I don't see why it wouldn't work on humans
>be unfaithful
Sluts could turn into supernatural turban shells
>eat mermaid flesh
Yaobikuni
>hold off from cumming for 1000 days
Old Taoist belief about becoming immortal

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 18:12:45 2010 No.4907196 >>4907161 Special cases also >I don't see why it wouldn't work on x Its magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 18:14:45 2010 No.4907216 >>4907196 Well /jp/ isn't exactly filled with normal individuals. We're twisted enough to become demons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 18:17:45 2010 No.4907236 >>4907216 Hahahaha yeah you keep believing that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 18:21:45 2010 No.4907268 >>4907236 Oh now. If magic existed, half of /jp/ would be some sort of monster already, and browsing /jp/ would be much more entertaining as people throw functioning curses around instead of sages and insults.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 17 18:26:45 2010 No.4907305 >>4907268 We already are. Or what, did you believe that your severe depression and social phobias just came naturally to you?

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