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4902274 No.4902274 [Reply] [Original]

You find this while mowing your lawn. What do?

>> No.4902278

Eat it.

>> No.4902282

[X] Make a shitty thread on /jp/

>> No.4902289

why does it have clothes

>> No.4902298

What does "what do" mean?

>> No.4902302

Continue mowing.

>> No.4902304

Is
[X] Genuflect
still funny?
Also go back to /b/.

>> No.4902307

Pull out the weed killer. It'll probably grow back from the root if I mow over it.

>> No.4902312
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>>4902289
Because Aruru is a good girl.

>> No.4902314

When the fuck did I get a lawn?

>> No.4902316

Knowing /jp/... most will probably answer this...

[X] Rape

>> No.4902322

[X] Time for Salad.

>> No.4902328

[x]move to alaska

>> No.4902358

>>4902316
Looks like you owe /jp/ a Coke.

>>4902274
Water her, then go back to banging my Lamia waifu.

>> No.4902369
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>>4902278
She's not lettuce, nack.

>> No.4902375

You mean when I was moe-ng the lawn.

I'm so clever.

>> No.4902379

>>4902328
You into lichen or what?

Well, wouldn't blame you, they're practically slowest-growing things, and the whole "fungus onee-sama protects the alga while she cooks for her" thing is pretty cute.

It'd fit a yuri romance quite well if some fungi didn't periodically kill and eat some of the algal cells.

>> No.4902382

So is the CG out yet?

>> No.4902384

ask /d/

>> No.4902391
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>>4902375

>> No.4902393

>>4902382
Some kind anon posted it yesterday.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=m2z4vjw1

>> No.4902397

>>4902393
Oh thanks!

>> No.4902411

>>4902379
Has anyone ever told you too stop thinking so much? Also I was more for getting the fuck out of dodge when your new plant overlords decide to go body snatchers/triffids on your ass.

>> No.4902452

>>4902274
[X]SOME KIND OF LOLI LETTUCE MACHINE

>> No.4902457

>>4902411
I would defect to their side. If I act as a slaver for them maybe that will land me a cushy spot in the new world that they create.

>> No.4902467

>>4902457
enjoy being ground up and used as fertilizer for whatever foul thing she spawns.

>> No.4902470
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4902470

This is bad end I guess?

>> No.4902476

>>4902470
Did the lamia one even have bad ends?

>> No.4902480

send her away to some lab for big bucks

>> No.4902481

>>4902467
Nah, they'll probably cocoon him up, send tendrils into his every orifice to tap directly into his pleasure center and force it to fire continously so that he provides them with a constant supply of semen to pollinate armies of human-plant hybrid warriors.

Like Tekkaman Blade, but with more orgasm.

>> No.4902489

>>What do?
i don't understand. what does this mean? it's not english.

>> No.4902490

>>4902481
I would die happily knowing that the human-plant hybrid army would come from my loins.

>> No.4902497

>>4902490
>>4902490
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy-OiHr3Of8

enjoy

>> No.4902498
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>>4902274

>> No.4902500

>>4902476
I think so. I mean, it'd be pretty easy to get squeezed to death by her coils, after all.

>> No.4902511

>>4902500
doesn't mean it was in the game, someone look at the CG

>> No.4902528
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>>4902476
Well there was that one time...

>> No.4902542

>>4902411
Sorry, the quixotic yuri aficionado in me speaking there.

But do think about it. You'd be the little alga girl, waiting for your beloved while wearing nothing but an apron. Your fungus onee-sama would soon return, saying she brought the ingredients for cooking, only to suddenly kiss you, her hot breath and saliva providing you with the water and carbondioxide for photosynthesis. After several minutes of licking up her saliva, you'd begin the work and she'd say she's taking her share of food, burying her face to your crotch and licking up the sweet nectar you secrete.

Why wasn't I born an alga ;_;

>> No.4902547

>>4902542
What the hell is this guy smoking? Must be... Wait for it... WEED!

>> No.4902551
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>>4902542
well at least you found a practical application for all that INCREDIBLY USEFUL knowledge about plants and fungi.

>> No.4902554

>>4902470
Looks like good end to me

>> No.4902563

Catch her and train her.

>> No.4902567

>>4902547
You're almost as clever as I am.

>> No.4902589
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4902589

>>4902554
Well same here, but all the other photos lead to happy sex, it's always happy sex. Except this one.

Oh and I'm not sure if the game starts with some blond girl dieing, also there seems to be a bad end where Aruru dies but is then resurrected.

>> No.4902599

>>4902589
some blond girl dieing
So Aruru DOES grow from the remains of the MC's former lover?

>> No.4902605

>>4902589
How does it feel to become an endosymbiont with your loli plant waifu and have her constantly siphoning semen out of your penis?

>> No.4902619

>>4902605
Endosymbiont would imply you're near completely inside her.

Which'd be awesome. Sort of like Salmacis and Hermaphroditus.

>> No.4902620

>>4902605
Any answer besides "Feels good, man" is a faggot

>> No.4902622

>>4902605
Like being married. Except you don't have any fun and seldom have an orgasm.

>> No.4902636

>>4902622
Isn't that what being married is like in general?

>> No.4902646

Well the bigest problem would be what would you do inside her for 24 hours a day?

Let's say you sleep 12 hours. And let's say she didn't give you some super viagra that makes you balls huge and produce sperm 1000% faster so you can cum 12 hours a day.

>> No.4902665

>>4902646
Well, maybe it works like certain anglerfish. Once one such male anglerfish connects with a female, he literally fuses with her. With no more need for his senses (it's not like he's going anywhere, no? ) the male angler eventually degrades into a sperm pump. So your balls would get larger and larger to store more sperm while your body gets smaller, until you lose sentience and merely become a giant dick that exists only to supply her with sperm.

>> No.4902672

>give you some super viagra that makes you balls huge and produce sperm 1000% faster so you can cum 12 hours a day

This. But she's also pump a constant supply of opiates and euphoric drugs into you so you are always experiencing colourful dream like worlds.

>> No.4902690

>>4902672
Like the little sisters, only in that p4 porn strip dungeon.
unz unz unz unz

>> No.4902694

So it basically all comes down to being a big dick and nothing else ;_;

There no romance in that ;_;

>> No.4902699

So... next game is dolljoints right ?

>> No.4902716

>>4902694
Well, is it stated what exactly she is and why she is fucking you (other than "this is a nukige, what else were you expecting" ) anyway? There are some pitcher plants that attract birds with nectar and feed on their poop. She could be something like that, and we all know that eating poop is romantic.

>> No.4902821

>>4902716
How can she say she loves you if she won't even eat your poop?

>> No.4903298

>>4902699
I thought it was the bee next.

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