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4894546 No.4894546 [Reply] [Original]

Sakuya was dusting, and Remilia ordered her to dust out the clock tower. Sakuya was like "no way, that tower is just way too dusty! I'm not going to dust it!" And Remilia was like "yeah you are going to dust it, or you're fired!" And Sakuya said "then how about a duel to settle this? If you win, I'll dust the clock tower. And if I win I don't have to." And Remilia accepted the terms of the duel.

Needless to say, Sakuya cleaned Remilia's clock.

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Cirno was tired of being a low-ranking stage 2 boss, so she decided to storm Remilia's castle. But she couldn't get past Meiling, so she decided to use a clever trick. Remembering something from a book she read one time, she decided to make a big hollow ice statue of a bull, and write the words "for Remilia" on it. She left it in front of the castle gate and hid inside it. But Remilia didn't fall for it. She shot lots of fire and melted the bull.

It was the great Cirno bull meltdown.

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>> No.4894593

Continue OP

>> No.4894586

>>4894546
Awww.

I don't know the correct spelling of the ahh/aww noise the crowds make win a comedian does a cheap joke.

>> No.4894599

>>4894546 (OP)
Awww.

I don't know the correct spelling of the ahh/aww noise the crowds make when a comedian does a cheap joke.

>> No.4894607

>>4894561
is it bad that I lol'ed?

>> No.4894608

>Cirno bull

>Chernobyl

Took me like a minute to get that...

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>>4894587

>> No.4894618
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Cirno bull?

>> No.4894720

>>4894546
>>4894561
I don't care what any of these other jerks say, OP. You're a pretty funny guy.

>> No.4894732

>>4894546
>>4894561
The first was good the second one was whack.

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>>4894614
>>4894587

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>>4894546
>>4894561

I don't care what anyone says about you OP, I'll always love you for this

>> No.4894796

>>4894618

Okay, that's pretty awesome.

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OP should do standup.

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oh, op made these?
thought that he just copypastad.
well, good jawb op.

>> No.4894840

Do more! Do more!

I know this sort of thing does not come overnight, so I will wait for it on tomorrow's show.

>> No.4894912

NIECEY IS THAT YOU ;_;

>> No.4894957

Gratz for remembering that Cirno is actually pronounced cheerno.

>> No.4895135

The serious pictures really add to it. Come up with more, OP!

>> No.4895144

>>4894957
Everyone on /jp/ knows how to pronounce it.

Maybe you should get out.

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>> No.4898753

>>4898746
sauce?

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>>4898753

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