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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhVi4Z6CjZk

>> No.4881875

why slug more slug

>> No.4881877

>>4881875

why slug more slug

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
9- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

>> No.4881891

It has both male and female organs.. that's hot.

>> No.4881892

in b4 slug touhou

>> No.4881899

Q: Are you a Snail?
Slug "No I'm not"
Snail "Yes I am"
Worm "No I'm not"

Q: Are you a Worm?
Slug "No I'm not"
Snail "No I'm not"
Worm "No I'm not"

Q: Are you a Slug?
Slug "Yes I am"
Snail "Yes I am"
Worm "Yes I am"

>> No.4881901
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4881901

Leeches.

>> No.4881902

METAL SLUG

>> No.4881906

That was interesting

>> No.4881907
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>>4881892
>slug touhou
>Sanae

>> No.4881912

>>4881907
What the fuck. Source.

>> No.4881915

>>4881858
That was quite interesting, beautiful even. I bet if Nasu watched this though, he'd have a raging hard-on though.

>> No.4881921
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4881921

>worm

>> No.4881945

>>4881875
>>4881877
>>4881899
   _、,_
 ① (⊂_  ミ Invented by Slug
 ↓
 ② ( ´_⊃`) Commercialized by Earthworm
 ↓
 ③ ミ ´_>`) Invested by Tapeworm
 ↓
 ④ ξ ・_>・) Designed by Caterpillar
 ↓
 ⑤ ( ´U_,`) Publicized by Sea Slug
 ↓
 ⑥ ( ´∀`) Improved & miniaturized by Maggot
 ↓
 ⑦ ( `ハ´) Pirated by Leech
 ↓   _,,_
 ⑧ <ヽ`д´> Claimed its origin by Snail

>> No.4881947

No apophallation?

Well, flatworm penis fencing is the best anyhow.

Speaking of slugs, Aztec Metztli is pretty fun. His portfolio was snails, slugs and worms, and wanted to improve his status, so he agreed to jump into a fire and become the sun, except he was quite cowardly and the scab deity got there first before he could bring up the heart to.

>> No.4881967

You'll never have your own vagina and penis.

>> No.4881982

>>4881967
That reminds me, some slugs are even found with their penis in their vaginas. There are even bizarre species that spurn mating with other slugs (snails rather, in the example I saw) in favor of self-fertilization.

>> No.4882003
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>> No.4882008

>>4881877
>>4881899
>>4881945
wwww

>> No.4882024

>>4881945

> ⑦ ( `ハ´) Pirated by Leech

I see what you did there

>> No.4882071

>>4881912
>>4881907
WAITING!

>> No.4882074

>>4881899
Why is a worm not a worm?

>> No.4882155

>>4882071
Snake, Frog and Slut--- wait, wrong title.

http://cgrascal.wordpress.com/2009/06/06/release-186-snake-frog-and-slug/

>> No.4882239

>>4882155
What's the relationship between snakes, frogs, and slugs?

>> No.4882257

>>4882239
Rock, paper, scissors.

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